Sentences with phrase «jokes to keep»

Luckily for him, the film manages to serve up enough high - powered action sequences and low - key jokes to keep the audience engaged the whole way through.

Where all this goes is nowhere very interesting, but there are just about enough decent jokes to keep things ticking over, and some of the musical arrangements are rousing.

It's hilarious, and has enough inside jokes to keep keen - eyed fans busy.

This is a film that will transport you back to your childhood, saturated with pure silliness and enough jokes to keep you giggling away.

The Addams Family doesn't pretend to be anything more than a pure piece of entertainment for young and old, with lots of delicious dark humor, kooky characters, and a great deal of side jokes to keep the laughs coming, even if the plot isn't particularly gripping.

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Even if you're sure your all - male staff won't be offended by your dumb blonde joke, it's best to keep it to yourself.

However, if those jokes are at the expense of other people or have even the smallest potential to make people squirm, keep them to yourself.

When I'm on the road, our family keeps a group text thread going that enables us to joke around and express our individual personalities, while communicating as a family.

During their private meeting, Kim told Moon he came to the summit to end the history of conflict and joked he was sorry for keeping Moon up with his late night missile tests, a South Korean official said.

Keeping enough of the movies greatest hits («Stop trying to make fetch happen») while sprinkling in new jokes about RuPaul's Drag Race and the president's Twitter account pleased critics.

He keeps making jokes saying, «Rosie, I really want you to just belt something out.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

Don't be alarmed, the «marriage agreement» was blown off centuries ago, but yet those fickle Christians keep hanging on to the sanity of marriage... what a joke..!

They don't try to «keep people interested» by telling needless stories, making jokes, or doing a dog and pony show up on stage.

Yes, it sounds like the start of a joke, and we'll probably end up agreeing to disagree, but just occasionally Rabbi Dawkins may say something to keep us on our toes.

I DO N'T THINK ANY OF YOU ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO GET THE JOKE OF THE ORIGINAL POST, AS YOU ALL KEEP COMMENTING SERIOUSLY ABOUT IT.

When, as a young man, he refused a dish a mushrooms his father the emperor Vespasian joked that it was more in keeping with his destiny for him to be afraid of swords.

I've always joked that my overriding educational objective was to produce autodidacts who did their own laundry, and we're getting there... In the past I've kept a detailed blog recording our activities and hashing out issues of philosophy and pedagogy.

The Home Cook Recipes to Know by Heart By Alex Guarnaschelli (Clarkson Potter; $ 35) In her debut cookbook, Alex Guarnaschelli jokes that she became a chef just to keep up...

As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were at top form they can challenge Laca at his best?I always laugh at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.

He's an average player that always flatters to deceive and you have people saying «we must keep him», it's a bleeding joke.

My initial comment was seriously a joke but when the gamecocks guy shit his pants to the comment I kept going.

For years now the long - running joke has been that FIA stands for «Ferrari International Assistance», and Bernie claimed that those in the sport (with the exception of race director Charlie Whiting) have been helping to keep Ferrari a front - running team.

If we are not careful this club will turn into another Leeds united... dnt we have arsenal fan groups there please come together and demand for changes... we keep on crying in social media daily that wont help us... please do something us fans are now turning to be a joke!

Please, I'm a poor, underappreciated millennial and I don't understand the jokes people keep making about this and now the Suns» owner is probably going to yell at me.

You don't see that type of reaction if you don't feel anything at all and just get back up and joke with the dude that hit you to keep the head up...

I just can't believe that we have become a joke we always start the season well then have a bumpy December and by the time Feb comes our form has taken a dip and we get kicked out of all competitions except for that valuable top 4 that the board loves so much... ultimately if Arsenal want to compete again we need changes from the bottom up... Kroenke and his board need to go cause clearly for them profits matter more than trophies... Wenger needs to go for his lack of tactical naus guy has been using the same fornation since I was in high school and I'm doing my honours in accounting now... our medical team must all go our players always get injured and they never come back in time (take a look at Santi) players like Coquelin Theo Mesut Gabriel Gibbs Giroud just to name a few need to go they're just not good enough seriously these players lack fight tactical Discipline and tactical awareness... at the end of the day change needs to happen things can't keep going like this for us....

And then you follow it up with keeping these «jokes» of politicians accountable, I was watching the Rome Eprix over the weekend and there was so much fascist architecture still on display I had to watch a doco on sunday night.

How we continue to keep giving away these very poor goals is an absolute joke.

yeah well - he wants to keep his joke wages going for doing nothing

The City boss had joked that Balotelli might be moved into his basement to keep an eye on him — that would be a Big Brother even I'd watch.

It's a joke that AW still wants to keep him.

The Scwheni signing hurts deep down, it hurts to see manure spend so much on world class players while we keep faith in flamini and arteta... this is a joke

Getting beyond a joke now... Everyone keeps saying its imminent and he's been granted a work permit but he's no where to be seen.

It's no joke keeping wenger for another rebuild was suicide and I'm afraid to tell everyone that this will be the worst season in wengers history 35mil for xhaka instead of 32mil kante was when I ended my hopes for wenger and now bakayoko aswell is he blind??? I wanted mendy aswell being an arsenal fan is horrible iv hated the last 2 years more than the last 3 decades coz I know hope is gone WENGEROUT before its late and we end up being the smallest slowest team in prem history

Spend two months making bids below Monaco's valuation of Lemar, randomly decide to get rid of Mustafi, wait until the end of the window to get rid of Ox and Sanchez, keep useless players like Wilshere... This club is a mess and it's a joke.

2008 was Arsenal's best season to win the epl until Edurado was cruelly decimated by one Taylor.Needless to say rf went on to win the trophy.After that the gunners kept on bottling up every sprin g.Then in 2001 the 8 - 2 massacre finally forced the fm to make 5 belated signings.Then in 2004 the big losses to the top teams have confirmed that the gunners are 2nd rate and a joke.

We need to keep Walcott and sign a «25 goals» a season striker (Welbeck is a joke from Man United and they got back at us after the Van Persie episode... The guy could not score to save his life).

Yes, yes, they signed Alex Cobb right before we published, but we're keeping that joke because it said «pitchers,» plural, and also Cobb is bad now because the Orioles wanted to sign him.

I use Kim Kalstrom as a joke, along with only having Sonogo as backup for Giroud, but we keep gettingthese type of huge stupid errors which can only ne due to him trying to micromanage everything about a vast empire that has become Arsenal.

I promise not to make jokes again about mixing The Ox and Gibbs if he can keep up these kind of performances.

He jokes that he still keeps it in a drawer at home, while the taxi driver revealed that he tried to buy it on eBay.

My husband and I would actually joke about inventing a «baby straight jacket» to keep her hands away from her mouth.

Well, let your baby know that you enjoyed his «joke» and that you want him to keep making more sounds, babbles and coos.

EPing for twins is no joke, its been really hard, but I kept up with it and was able to feed them only breast milk up until about 5 months without even dipping into my freezer stash.

«I kept stuttering, and he kept cracking jokes to make me feel better.»

«I've kept her alive this far,» I joked to work colleagues around the snacks in the break room, 38 - weeks pregnant with swollen feet and belly.

It really is a joke trying to eat out, but we keep doing it.