Sentences with phrase «jokes to writing»

From writing jokes to writing wine reviews, my laid - back style has stayed the same.

joke to write every other team off.

Boutique Fitness / / This feels like a bit of a joke to write about now, in which I haven't broken a sweat in about three four weeks, BUT — believe it or not — I was doing well in the resolutions department for a hot second.

Not exact matches

As The Verge wrote of the bot's downfall: «It's a joke, obviously, but there are serious questions to answer, like, how are we going to teach AI using public data without incorporating the worst traits of humanity?»

«If someone made a sarcastic remark, a few readers would fail to get the joke, and each of them would post a lengthy diatribe in response,» Fahlman writes.

The goal was to not break the streak and at the bare minimum write a joke a day and after 10 years you would be funny.

Tech insiders like to joke about how a startup hasn't really gone under until its founder or CEO writes about their experience on Medium.

On a final note, I'd just like to say that I just wrote over 900 words about Viagra with nary a limp dick joke or stupid headline pun.

Offended by the joke, the customer wrote his own note on the cup saying, «2 of my sisters have diabetes, so... not funny,» and then sent a picture to the Jacksonville news station via Facebook.

A Starbucks spokesperson told Fortune that the barista meant no offense, but rather believed to have had a friendly relationship with the customer when writing the misguided joke.

«Coming from the world of comedy, I've told and written a lot of jokes that I once thought were funny but later came to realize were just plain offensive,» he said.

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

Even though the idea sounded great in theory, there was no telling how two control freaks would handle writing songs together (fans often joke that Saves The Day should change their name to «The Chris Conley Show»).

and to see you constantly writing blogs and drawing cartoons MOCKING my beliefs and making a joke out of it, is offensive.

In Ephesians, Paul writes: «Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen» (Ephesians 4:29) and «Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving» (Ephesians 5:4).

Harassment includes but is not limited to: verbal, physical, or written conduct, conduct of a sexually inappropriate nature, physical or psychological abuse, repeated remarks of a demeaning nature, implied or explicit threats, demeaning jokes, stories, or activities, and intentional use of names and pronouns inconsistent with a person's presented gender.

It was not to be wondered at that such a religious figure as al - Jahiz should write about singing, wine drinking, and jokes.

I am assuming this post is a joke because it too unbelievable to treat this as something a rational person would write.

Religion is such a joke that anyone who is willing to write stuff and exaggerate about it and make someone feel good that's religion for you in a nut shell.

Do I write jokes in these articles (they're often quite hard to spot) because I genuinely think they're the best way to convey a particular point, or because I want people to think I'm funny?

While much of his «ladies» man» behavior was written off as a joke (such things often are) Irin Carmon and Amy Brittain — the two reporters who broke this story for the Post — say they've been attempting to substantiate the rumors for years.

Just like there are stupid film makers who can't write joke or properly light a green screen set to save their lives (souls..?).

But one of the things I've always loved about blogging is that I get to my whole self here: I get to love theology and Church talk, I get to write about mothering and family and marriage, I get to crack jokes at my own expense, I get to love Doctor Who and Call the Midwife, I get to love thrifting and knitting and pretty things as well as being a Jesus feminist, I get to be a homemaker who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses about this stuff.

I said, «The fact of the matter is, I don't know how to write a funny joke.

I know how to write a joke, but I don't know how to write a funny joke.»

I sometimes go to a coffee shop and I sit there with a pad of paper and a coffee and I'll write some jokes.

Dan and I have a running joke that if A Year of Biblical Womanhood flops, I can always revert to Plan B: «fall» off the treadmill, claim to go to Purgatory for the duration of my blackout, and then write a guaranteed bestseller entitled 7 Minutes in Purgatory.

It's easy to forget that it's actually hard work; writing jokes is difficult and takes a long time.

They do not believe God is the same today, even though He says He is, they are now rejecting the Christ in us coming forth, and they say they are Christ - ians: They have made Christianity a Joke because of their unbelief, and that is why religion is hated, because they are not Christian's; to be a Christian is to have Christ in us grown up to be just as He; so we too can speak all the same things, Christ is not divided; even as is written:

Raison's Filter Fiber © (joking about the copyright)-- bad letter combinations / words to avoid if you want to post that wonderful argument: Many, if not most are buried within other words, but I am not shooting for the perfect list, so use your imagination and add any words I have missed as a comment (no one has done this yet)-- I found some but forgot to write them down.

Simply assuming that some book written thousands of years when people believed that everything was made of earth, fire, air, and water; When people believed that people with mental disorders sinned and should condemned, and when people believed that it is all right to enslave people; is a complete joke.

And I freely admit I sometimes use too many extraneous, space - consuming, overly - descriptive, qualifying, words or sentences written quickly and in a stream - of - conscientiousness, run - on sort of fashion with occasional typos mostly due to fatigue of being up way too late (which also explains this post in general) after a long day of political discussion which refreshingly had little religious content though of course there is often much overlap between the two but posting is barely a hobby but more of an occasional passtime so now i wonder if what I write could be considered abuse as I've can't really recall seeing much if any sorrt of «text filibustering» not that this is exactly filibustering more a spontaneous text performance response joke and meant in jest to be absurdly long and useless so of course i hope you appreciate the spirit.

He joked about their written sermons which they attempted to read to the people and remarked, «The great mass of our western people wanted a preacher that could mount a stump, a block, or old log, or stand in the bed of a wagon, and without note or manuscript, quote, expound, and apply the Word of God to the hearts and consciences of the people.»

I no joke just ate an incredible pumpkin muffin (lower sugar mind) before writing this post to practice it before churning out some thoughts to you.

I joked that I should write one of my blog posts on seven different ways to eat broccoli in a week.

Here's how well the White Sox have played so far this season: I wrote this whole thing, top to bottom, and realized there wasn't a single joke about the Drake LaRoche situation.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

the mindset to be overly emotional, if its a joke i can laugh but when its written with spite and anger i find it inappropriate

you are such an ass hole to write or say a thing like this... is it not obvious to you that English referees are a joke wen it comes to all arsenal games... u hardly see them officiate arsenal or treat arsenal like a big club even wen d play a smaller team... and all the smaller teams knows this and that's why the down - look arsenal anytime the come up against them

so a player who feels what and how the fans feel about the mediocrity of the club is now slated to be bigger than the club... wenger spent a donkey years at the club and won nothing yet he stays in fat contracts and yet he is not bigger than the club, remember last season when he complained that the salaries of the emirates workers was affecting the club transfer... imagine what a joke arsenal has become... admin pls think of something better to write about and leave sanchez out of this... van pussy was a legend...

At Ascot,» he wrote, «Carole, 55, felt sufficiently at ease to bray with laughter at one of Philip's jokes as they watched racegoers from the royal box - even if such a raucous laugh was the sort of thing that would have raised eyebrows at Downton Abbey.»

Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth About Pregnancy and Childbirth (click here to check price on Amazon) is written in a very down - to - earth style and is full of jokes and humor, which is a nice approach that you'll probably appreciate compared to some of the other books that are written in an almost clinical style.

«I would like to write another book, but it would have to go on being personal stories so, as my wife says, slightly joking, it would have to be «What Henry Did Next.»

When POTUS rambles about going to war or openly criticizes his administration on Twitter, you take what he wrote seriously, as in it's not a joke he means it - irrespective of it not being an official or traditional communication channel.

He wrote: «The law / regulatory agencies are such a joke the reality is that anybody who wanted to cheat the law could do it easily without people realising.»

«The new British love for outrage is threatening to turn us into a country of humourless, po - faced robots, spluttering angry denunciations at anyone who expresses an unusual idea or a cruel joke,» politics.co.uk's editor Ian Dunt wrote.

Steve McCabe said Theresa May has «no moral right» to be leader, while Stella Creasy joked that the PM's speech was «written pre the actual result».

Paladino says he wrote those answers as a joke and never meant to send them to the paper; instead, he was going to email them to friends.

One paper analyzed the «serious jokes» and puns that leaven Kepler's writing — and further endear him to readers.

«I thought to myself, «If anyone ever finds out that you can just sit around in your underwear writing a stupid blog and make $ 150 dollars a day, the world will be ruined,»» he jokes.