Sentences with phrase «jokes with real»

In the interests of smooth sailing, even seasoned veterans will accept superficial assurances and smiles instead of concrete answers, and will then go on to confuse good manners, pleasantries, and bad jokes with real agreement.

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Steve Gadlin's pitch may sound like a bit of a joke, with his humorously titled business, «I Want to Draw a Cat For You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop for.

It's not those who antagonize us, but the pariahs, the socially awkward — the people with boundary issues, the guy with the wildly inappropriate jokes, the girl who talks like she's paid by the word count — who pose the real challenge.

He told me its real and He said if you want proof, im going to have to find a professional polygraph operator (lie detection operator) and see with my own eyes that its not a joke.

The Guardians of the Galaxy movies navigate the shifts between good jokes and real moments with more dexterity than Ragnarok does, but Guardians does not have this movie's refreshing oddness.

His work is indeed fascinating and shows some of the great mysteries of the universe with possible explainations (though string theory is a joke), but again, I don't see how he has disproven any religion, beyond Fundamentalist Christianity that insists evolution isn't real or that we live on a Young Earth.

If you talk about the thruth and who Jesus really is and who we are in Christ, your post is deleted... Jesus is alive and real, the bible is true, and we all live eternally either with he Lord or separted from him... God created you, and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die for your sins and mine... Don't believe a lie because it seems the popular thing to do... This not a joke, and your soul is nothng to be played with...

I have dealt with people in real life from atheist telling me my belief is a joke, or the «idea of Christianity» offends them, and then had people try to tell me that God is in fact the evil one.

Another pupil had joked with me about how much we both enjoyed watching the Republican debates — until we realized Trump was a real candidate.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

Joking aside, Monaco have not only got some good kids through but bought in some good players who I wouldn't mind in an Arsenal badge, Fabinho looks a real talent along with Mendy...

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

All this talk is just to calm the masses / sheeple, It's gonna take a giant killing from Lincoln to put real pressure on those in charge at the club, otherwise it will be business as usual with Wenger entertaining the nation with more of his Joke performances, next season.??

If you think this transfer window was a success, if you think we're going to win any big trophy with this squad, if you think we are doing well as a club, then you are a joke & you need to get real.

but no still in midfield, xhaka with some good passes but a lot of bad ones, el - neni only crosses back... defense a joke, holding still not cut out for the job, kolasinac a real fighter and my MOM.

West Brom was disgraceful, wasting time since 12th minute, playing with 11 men behind the ball, this kind of «tactics» should be punished by yellow cards, or adding real stoppage time, Referee just added 1 min an 4 mins, total joke.

Arsenal is a joke if you look at the stats hardly anyone has had a regular game this season, and the 7 unbeaten run of games HUH come on apart from Chelsea who lost to City at home and Crystal Palace which were beaten last 7 games in a trot managed to beat Chelsea and they drew with Roma at home for god sake, any way what i'm trying to say is we relay didn't have any real competition this season apart from Liverpool and look what happened there

Just funning with you, except for the poster; hope you're joking for real

Greedy Stan Kronke is only concerned with making money, and if Usmanov sells up then we are in it deep cos Wenger will continue to steal a living from the club as will that clown Walcott.We are also rans, there is no real desire to spend a penny more than necessary and every year Wenger fiddles around at the edges of the team but never really completes the job, I'm sick of watching the same game over and over, Wenger waving his arms about but doing the like for like subs on about 70 mins as usual while Bouldy sticks to his vow of silence, we are a joke among the top teams, and if Wenger signs a new deal then I may have to take a 2 year sabbatical cos I'm sick of the man and his bu # * ~ $ t press conferences,

To call those ppl «not real fans» after putting up with this is a joke IMO.

Still, you think she had something really controversial about, say same - sex marriage or the Middle East or ISIS or something of real substance, but the world reacted swiftly and snarkily and the 41 - year - old actress, who had a baby with boyfriend Ryan Gosling last September, had to tweet — hey, it was joke!

Price said it like a joke, but it sounds a bit like a real question she has probably been struggling with.

The same conversation shows Adam apparently making a joke about one of their alleged scams — pushing a real estate company into paying Adam a $ 20,000 title insurance commission for a transaction he wasn't involved with.

Experiments then started to look at humor production, asking subjects to come up with jokes or studying how people amuse one another in the real world.

Although he never bothered anyone I noticed that he was the butt of many insults and jokes in the gym, most the members had given him the name «Pigpen» since no one seemed to know his real name and he never conversed with the members of the gym.

You're not gonna be included in the jokes, and they're not gonna want to take you to the bar at night to have a drink, and you won't hear all the real stories about what's going on with the teams, because everybody will be like, «She's just a girl.»

We have so called «first world problems» - what a joke and an insult to people with real survival issues.

Rollercoasters might be fun in real life, but rollercoaster - ing with your physical condition is no joke and can wreak havoc on your metabolism, general health, and not to mention the exhausting mental repercussions.

My husband always jokes with me that I could never handle living in a city with real seasons.

we shared each other ideals, jokes, cares, and I did felt deep connection with him like I never felt any connection so close like this in real date.

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I am a stand up comedian with a real predilection for dick jokes.

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In addition to the phenomenal story and action, the game is OVERFLOWING with small nicknack's and secrets and inside jokes that make it feel REAL.

The real problem with this film, outside of unoriginality of course, is that the jokes are either too childish for adults or way too adult for kids.

Easy resolutions pop up and there's no real drama, with flat jokes, overacting and wasted comic - talent voices slathered between the plot's thin slices - of - strife like cheap peanut butter.

Mallrats mixes clever bits and an appealing quirkiness (which goes a long way) with gross - out practical jokes, needless repetition and obvious padding, since it has no real plot.

More of a cinematic joke book than a real movie, Spy Hard hits you with gags faster than Henny Youngman on speed.

In the movie the dialog by Patrick Brice, has gained a lot of attention of the audience as they were able to connect this with there real life jokes.

And in a film full of dick jokes and drug humour, it takes quite the stretch to make any of the more serious moments with any real pathos or poignancy.

Benedict, Abbington and Gatis all agreed this morning that this season will be the darkest thing the showrunners have ever written for the show — «a real emotional roller coaster,» said Cumberbatch, but, Gatis added, «with jokes.»

Despite the lack of a laugh track and the use of real locations rather than sets, the series still has an old - fashioned sitcom mentality to it, with a number of obvious jokes you see coming that don't show much imagination or wit.

It's a cute idea, but it gets old real fast as the script constantly tries to mine laughs from the same few jokes and undermines emotional moments with stupid stuff like ostrich rodeos, bad child actors and rhinos having sex.

Cougar Town goes for the same jokes that Scrubs goes for, giving us in - your - face jokes, amusing characters, but usually hitting us with some real emotion as the episode draws to a close.

All in all, these individuals, meticulously designed by the Coens, remind us of real figures in history with tidbits hinted here and there, like in - jokes among sailors and other innuendos in Gurney's dance song.

The real laugh is that the film's ostensible moral is to act your age while virtually every joke is stolen from a genre intended for stars and audiences ten - plus years younger than anyone involved, meaning all the sexual insecurity and juvenilia is infected with considerably more than the usual touch of the pathetic.

I understand that it's a comedy and comedies aren't serious by nature, but this movie tries to wade into semi-serious territory and undercuts itself with poop jokes, sort of stripping away any chance at establishing a real heart to this piece.