I said he was not good and in no way even hinted at loving him, and even
joking about me liking pineapple on pizza is grounds for fisticuffs.
Not exact matches
If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots of morbid
jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel
like they are part of something greater.
The idea of a paperless office seemed
like a
joke, and there was even a book written
about it, «The Myth of the Paperless Office,» which theorized that certain human characteristics made going paperless an impossible feat.
We
like to
joke about the flu.
Just
like the old
joke about how to get to Carnegie Hall, practice and hard work are important.
Once I learned all
about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside
jokes and act
like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.
And back when we were making the show, there were a couple of
jokes going around the set
about what it looks
like if you do it a certain way.
Tech insiders
like to
joke about how a startup hasn't really gone under until its founder or CEO writes
about their experience on Medium.
On a final note, I'd just
like to say that I just wrote over 900 words
about Viagra with nary a limp dick
joke or stupid headline pun.
It feels
like the wrong time to make this
joke about an AR - 15 considering that's the gun that was used in the Parkland shooting:
We
like to
joke about some of the problems with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.
It's
like that old
joke about outrunning the bear, or else that Henny Youngman line where he's asked how his wife is and replies, «Compared to what?»
The most successful ads, he says, have been those with a more DIY approach —
like a video of a guy walking through a warehouse, dropping f - bombs and cracking
jokes about his no - nonsense shaving products.
(It's
like the old
joke about how a mule is what you get when you try to design a horse by committee.)
It's exactly
like the old
joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.
Eric Jackson, a former PayPal executive,
joked on stage at a conference
about what it's
like to be a libertarian - leaning conservative in Silicon Valley.
It's
like the Woody Allen
joke about the food being terrible and coming in such small portions.
As my head of research, Michael Batnick,
likes to
joke: «Last year, the market cared
about nothing.
There's an inside
joke about Menomena, the crazy experimental rock band from Portland who sound
like the inverse equation of Modest Mouse or Califone.
Every part of this article sounds
like a bad
joke about Southern people... but it's all true??
We imagine sitting round a dinner table with them, only instead of cajoling them into eating a cream cracker, we'll be sharing wine with them, talking
about why they
like it, hearing them make
jokes, and asking them
about their travel plans.
Some behaviour you might find anywhere: making
jokes about gay people, using words
like «gay» pejoratively and treating us with suspicion.
Similar findings have been made of professions
like sports instructors, but
jokes and generalistic prejudice are not made
about either the teaching profession or that of physical trainers.
I
joked because I never
liked to answer questions
about homosexuality, figuring a person's sex life was none of the government's business.
I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty
jokes...
Like did you hear the one she told
about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»
In college we used to
joke about a guy going up to a girl and telling her that God wanted them to get married; because you're right «God told me so» is
like the ultimate trump card.
I sure would
like to comment on Carl's fine posts on THE CRAMPS (
about whom I know nothing [insert sexist
joke here]-RRB- and Ralph Ellison.
The people who defends you in public still
joke about you behind your back.Nothing
like thinking of two men loving each other.Does it smell
like crap when you pull it out.
«With each other, SGKAs can complain
about their Korean parents, crack
jokes using certain Korean terms, and swap stories
about what it was
like growing up in Korean churches.»
There's a
joke about atheists going door to door
like missionaries, but the guy who answers the door looks at their pamphlet, and its blank.
And on the race card: A republican friend of mine
likes to
joke about stereotypes.
Instead, I'll make a cheap
joke about how it sure looks
like Rick Warren was present at McKinley's inauguration as well as Obama's (compare this photo with this one) and note a less auspicious historical resonance that has nothing to do with church history but will be irresistible to you history nuts.
I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet,
like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny
joke I saw
about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/
She sent out a simple, pretty funny
joke on New Year's
about how the earth is now 2014 years old and, oh boy, the Internet did not
like it.
Like a German making
jokes about harming Jews.
Nevertheless, I don't
like to use the words «death of God» — I've
joked about this with my students, though with serious intent.
The fact that we have many children seems to be just excuse to inquire
about our intimate life,
like whether we know
about contraception, or to assume we are fanatics, or to make a few
jokes.
We were
joking around talking
about adding banana's on top so it would taste
like my favourite PB Honey and Banana sandwiches.
I'm constantly looking for good cookbooks that have recipes that are quick
like this - so often though they're marketed towards students and include «
joke» recipes
about frozen food in microwaves.
the dude needs 7 months at the gym before wenger starts taking him serious... else he just gonna
like a
joke for opponents to laff
about...
so we're
like not official but we already are sorta dating and sorta have spending life together plans and sorta have marriage plans part of it is that
like her sister would prob go off the deep end more if we announced it but her parents
joke about the idea more than we've actually discussed it so it's
like a weird pseudo thing
RvP leaves so 12 months after we try for Suraez, yes you can
joke about the failed bid but I will point to the board for that, show me another time in Wengers history that he has failed
like that in a transfer?
guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble
like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a
jokes about him, its obvious
like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!
That's the sentiment that the Portuguese tactician echoed when speaking to reporters on Wednesday, as he
joked about that aforementioned reputation of not playing younger stars having sold the
likes of Kevin De Bruyne and Romelu Lukaku in the past, but he doesn't envisage that happening with Rashford.
Barnett then
joked about his largely untested secondary, which he said was causing him «to sleep
like a baby: I sleep for 15 minutes and then wake up crying.»
The topic has come up so often lately that Robin Ventura and Todd Zeile of the Mets
joke about sitting down and,
like a couple of baseball - savvy Emily Posts, writing a book.
No wonder some fans are on
about the old man
jokes,
like when a grandpa says in my day we could buy etc etc etc for a shilling.
Then we have the Suarez
joke of a transfer bid which was finally we have never had in the past, NEVER done a stupid bid
like that in Wengers past... Can't be Gazidis who is in charge of the cheque book right???????? Luckily we got Wenger because he got Ozil when the fans raged
about Suarez and the
joke of the bid we put in.
Sometimes it was cute,
like that time Kiffin overruled a Saban timeout or made a
joke about his boss» height while praising him, and sometimes it was awkward.
Don't talk
about our beloved club
like that your the
joke mate, coming out with all this crap making out
like you know something.