It might be tempting to describe a shirt as «like new», but if it turns up with
kebab stains on it, the buyer will give you negative feedback and may demand their money back.
You can contemplate her earliest works, a perfect agglomeration of sexual body parts accompanied by lots of melons breasts, fried - eggs breasts, kippers,
kebabs, raw chickens and a pair of Spanish hams conjoined with underpants and supine
on a grease -
stained mattress.