Forgo the baguette and the
pigs in blankets but do try one (okay, two)
of our Seeded Buckwheat Grissini with Parmesan, a.k.a.
killer breadsticks.
Which would typically be super easy, if you didn't have to deal with: poisonous snakes, assholes spiders, assassin frogs, crazy ass foxes /
pigs that run from out
of nowhere to hit you, fires that jerks leave lying around, giant ass boulders that try to crush you,
killer bats,
killer ice,
killer demons,
killer octopuses,
killer clouds (yes, clouds), etc. etc..