We had an
awesome kittycat visitor who spent a long time chilling out with us, then he chilled out with some kittens that visited us.
You're a lowly, humble,
human kittycat Royal servant, and your cat wouldn't have it any other way.
Besides, with plant -
loving kittycats, fantastic looking fakes are my safest way to go, and there's definitely one on my list for the master.
He calls
them kittycat bars lol.