Sentences with phrase «lame jokes»

I am easy to hang out with, prone to making lame jokes.

Do you still want to go sit in a class or listen to a supposed comedian crack lame jokes for 6 straight hours?

There is actually an extended scene exploring the nuances of this very lame joke.

I know, I know, that's a super lame joke.

But for some strange reason, they are so earnest in this film that these otherwise lame jokes work here.

Leave the cheesy lines and lame jokes for another time.

Joel H. Cohen, Calgary - born producer of The Simpsons (now celebrating 25 years on the air), explains how he and his team spin a steady stream of lame jokes into Emmy - award - winning gold:

Soren escapes with a tiny, big - eyed Elf Owl Gylfie (voice of Emily Barclay) and joins with comic sidekicks Digger (voice of David Wenham), a Burrowing Owl who does what his name and species implies in addition to telling lame jokes, and Twilight (voice of Anthony LaPaglia), a minstrel singing songs of their impending doom.

Bayformers 2 is a mess of a story loosely glued together with lame jokes, fighting pixels and Megan Fox's ass.

A rather lame joke, that... The PM insists that «thousands» of GPs are supporting and implementing the government's reforms.

The same lame joke.

Besides, unlike wrapping a rubber band around the handle of the kitchen sink sprayer, which my brothers and I successfully fooled our parents with every year on this date growing up, that would be a truly lame joke (and now I can't stop laughing at the memory of them being so confused whilst getting sprayed with water every.

The politicians took their turns at the podium, trading lame jokes, patting Bruce Ratner on the back, and invoking Hova's name to milk applause from the crowd.

Maintain some level of mystery that a person will be eager to get in touch and avoid lame jokes and clichés.

Worse, at least for parents with little ones in tow, the new movie wallows in lame jokes aimed at adults, such as one where a husky, whisker - studded transsexual princess says of Prince Charming, he «makes me hotter than July.»

As justified as you may be in lobbing jokes at Ratner, don't expect anything more from a parallel commentary with Purcell and series creator Paul T. Scheuring, who have little to add to those platitudes save a few obvious, rote production notes and tiring amusement at their own incredibly lame jokes.

While a clever movie at times to be sure, these jokes are more like gems to be found within the predictably loud and mostly lame jokes that spin off from the main plot.

The first produced screenplay from Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer is a mottle of rotting flesh stretched out between lame jokes on death, crotch sniffing digits, and splotches of gratuitous nudity, with unwanted formulaic pokes at Sam Raimi, John Landis, The Exorcist, and numerous other horror classics.

(Again, lately CinemaSins has become more of a forge for recurring / lame jokes more that thought - out movie remarks just to pad out their videos» length, but that's a topic for another time)

It has it's share of lame jokes, as most spoofs do, but for every bad moment there's another that will have you falling out of your chair in laughter.

I also make lame jokes, write poetry, and love eating weird food in faraway countries.

So I was having a coffee after lunch, telling lame jokes and showing my colleagues stupid movie trailer parodies on YouTube.

Not only has the story been padded out with lame jokes and unnecessary side...

It's essentially «Miss Congeniality» in the dog show world, with cheesy visual effects, hackneyed gross - out gags for the kids and lame jokes for the adults in the -LSB-...]

No, not a very lame joke.

Back when I was in high school, we had an FFA teacher (that's Future Farmers of America for you city folks) who made the same lame joke every year during the annual awards ceremony when presenting his outstanding student.

Perhaps a lame joke, but wise.

So I notice things like the old - man pine trees with their stooped and swayed boughs, I notice the pink streaks of the sunset, I laugh at the lame jokes my tinies tell me, and I put away the phone while I nurse the baby in order to look at her quiet face.

On Easter, after all, we retell an unlikely tale that — were it not so profoundly true — would have to be passed off as a lame joke.

No this is not a lead in to another lame joke.

I am sure I am the only one laughing at that lame joke.

OK, lame joke.)

Ha, can you tell from my lame jokes I just got home from work — hungry for some oats?!

The super-perky clerk was high - fiving the experts in each department and laughing at all of our lame jokes, so we were in pretty good spirits.

I tell a lame joke along the lines of ``... they shouldn't have got rid of Top Totty...» With charges pending, I can't say too much but apart from three beefy Northern Tory MPs the hero (ine) of the night was... the blond firecracker that is Thurrock's Jackie Doyle - Price, who came over all Peggy Mitchell in the Queen Vic: «No one messes wiv mah staff!!!!» Jacob Rees - Mogg, comedian

The latest iteration of this tired exercise was emceed by Majority Leader Jimmy van Bramer, who played Regis Philbin to MMV's Joey Bishop: he warmed up the crowd with some lame jokes about how many people are running for Speaker and how Trump has turned his hair grey, and then introduced every councilmember, all of whom stood in turn for extremely thin applause.

A lame joke, I know.

Sure, he makes some lame joke about Coca - Cola, but that's unlikely to be enough.

that is such a lame joke.

im that person who will laugh histerically at the lame joke lol!

im really bad at talking about myself but um my personality is my personality is shy, passionate when i wan na be, intelligent, creative, naive, idealistic, romantic a dreamer, im a bit sarcastic really hopeful and i love puns and lame jokes that's really all i can think of honestly if u wan na know...

This is a lame joke by anyone's standards, but coming from one of the greatest silent comedians (still recognisable as the little tramp, even though he is playing a different character) makes it sound even worse than it really is.

It fails at being a horror movie, They failed to make me laugh with the lame jokes.

But as with most of these genre - tweaking romps, the fizz dissipates and what's left are obvious gore beats, lame jokes, uninspired plot mechanics and an inability to end the mayhem satisfactorily.

Jason Bateman is likeable as ever, but he and Melissa McCarthy can't overcome the tremendously lazy, derivative script that is full of lame jokes that feel like they were carbon copied off of other popular comedies of the past few years.

These moments of interaction between Bill Murray and the special effects ghoulies made for some classic funny moments, whereas they result in some of the lamest jokes in the bunch in this release.

My, arguably, nonsensical love for animals will surely make me roll my eyes to the snake scene, especially to that, by nature, lame joke and if it comes to them or the wolfs I'm pretty sure I'll be on Team Wolfs, since I don't know personally any of the human characters.