Sentences with phrase «lame jokes for»

It's essentially «Miss Congeniality» in the dog show world, with cheesy visual effects, hackneyed gross - out gags for the kids and lame jokes for the adults in the -LSB-...]

Not exact matches

No one knows for certain what happens after death, but if someone makes a lame «joke» at my expense, I am not afraid to make a «joke» myself.

, he's already watching, that they are the centre of the room for him and he hardly misses a twirl, a made - up song or a wrestling match or a lame knock - knock - joke.

Ha, can you tell from my lame jokes I just got home from work — hungry for some oats?!

Plus, Ian has been storing up lame dad jokes for quite some time that he can't wait to share with our kids!

Other verbal signs of interest in you include giggling, laughing at your jokes even if they're pretty lame, and asking for your help.

I don't know why «Your name is Bob» made me laugh, but it did... pity none of the other jokes in this lame excuse for a movie

I don't know why «Your name is Bob» made me laugh, but it did... pity none of the other jokes in this lame excuse for a movie was better than mediocre.

Worse, at least for parents with little ones in tow, the new movie wallows in lame jokes aimed at adults, such as one where a husky, whisker - studded transsexual princess says of Prince Charming, he «makes me hotter than July.»

... Okay, so it's kind of lame to forcibly cite this film as nerdy to the point of getting a star with a surname that sounds kind of like «Edison», but the filmmakers had to have some corny joke somewhere in the casting, for it's not like Edison has been earning enough attention from, well, anyone to get a gig even this low in profile.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

These moments of interaction between Bill Murray and the special effects ghoulies made for some classic funny moments, whereas they result in some of the lamest jokes in the bunch in this release.

The problem is that it employs the worn - out tactics of pretty much every lame juvenile laffer from the last four years: bad jokes are told, then let out in the air to die — and everyone stares at each other for longer than is deemed socially acceptable.

It hardly makes up for the stupidity on display in the rest of the film, however, because «Vacation» goes for the cheap and easy joke every time, and although some work well, most of them are so lame that it'll make you wish the franchise stayed dead after «Vegas Vacation.»

This one takes a promising comic leading man and makes him act a fool for the sake of acting a fool and rehashes the story of Noah and the ark with lame, predictable jokes — usually of the scatological variety.

My, arguably, nonsensical love for animals will surely make me roll my eyes to the snake scene, especially to that, by nature, lame joke and if it comes to them or the wolfs I'm pretty sure I'll be on Team Wolfs, since I don't know personally any of the human characters.

Throw in enough half - hearted and rushed jokes to get you booed off the stage at an open mike night, and you've got the makings for one of the lamest comedies of the year.

I'm always up for a good Rob Liefeld - can «t - draw - feet joke or a God - Shatterstar - was - lame joke, and director David Leitch and writers Rhett Reese, Paul Wenick, and Ryan Reynolds make most of the gags work even for those of you who weren't shelling out your cold hard cash for panels of footless superheroes doing battle whilst wearing pouch - laden belts.

In case you forget about Forrest's physical invulnerability, everyone and his brother and his voiceover is there to remind you; and Forrest's little porcine grunts even become a lame running joke for capping scenes.

It doesn't take itself too seriously, but neither does it treat the material as empty fodder for lame jokes.

Watching the two aging actors step back into the ring decades later is not only embarrassing for them, but the audience as well, particularly when the movie is built around a bunch of unfunny old geezer jokes and lame callbacks to their respective boxing characters.

But for some strange reason, they are so earnest in this film that these otherwise lame jokes work here.

It has it's share of lame jokes, as most spoofs do, but for every bad moment there's another that will have you falling out of your chair in laughter.

premise, but instead it goes off in a hundred different directions, trying for lame jokes and winding up with a hackneyed plot.

However, the film's outrageous assault reaches beyond the bounds of its blatant distastefulness, bad jokes and bawdy humour; what proves most egregious, infantile and downright unpleasant is not the feature's lame and lowbrow content, but the considerable resources wasted in making a film neither funny nor fit for consumption.

wish they had installs right about now MS is a joke and anyone that bought a arcade system is the sort of consumer they want... one with no clue what a HUGE STICKING PILE OF SH!T MS is turning into... now just wait for Too Human will be called ugly and last gen with lame gameplay I hope Epic learns how to make a good story because Gears of War is about to get smashed by RFOM2!

(Again, lately CinemaSins has become more of a forge for recurring / lame jokes more that thought - out movie remarks just to pad out their videos» length, but that's a topic for another time)