Unfortunately, I ended up feeling that Mordecai and Rigby in 8 - bit Land was as bare as a chicken leg that has been reduced to the bone: players just run around as either Mordecai or Rigby (you can switch between them freely with the press of a button), collecting cash and stomping on uninspired enemies that you can sometimes jump on and sometimes not (the game wasn't clear on the whole «jumping on this guy will actually hurt you, but this guy is totally cool to
leap frog onto»).
And when my Chihuahua
leaps onto my lap, stretches out her legs like a little fuzzy
frog and looks at me with those bulgy black eyes, you can't feel anything better.