Sentences with phrase «like farts»

This game actually shares similar DNA with South Park: The Fractured but Whole, and by that I mean they both smell like farts.

GO HOME AND STAY THERE, YOU SMELL LIKE FARTS.

You might give a flatulent puppy a nick - name like Farts at home, but a similar sounding name like Bart may be easier to use in public while still retaining your dignity.

There will be other smells, too (berries and bubblegum), but most importantly, there will be a book that smells like farts.

Children's books that smell like farts.

Cover dry chickpeas with filtered water and soak for about 8 hours, more is fine but change the water as it will smell a little like farts.

I wash diapers in my machine every two days between regular washes of our clothing and I've never found poop on one of my T shirts or had a pair of jeans smell like farts.

they smell like farts!

Has he never told you to go and talk to a complete stranger and the mere thought of it has caused your bowels to do strange things like FART, No, maybe He already knew you would have a real problem with that so He gave someone else the opportunity to bless someone and be blessed in turn.

That's going to go over like a fart in church.

Dude scored against utd then nothing, like a fart.

It was incoherent, rambling, like a fart in a church in that rarified air dedicated to Labour's sainted PM.

Excessive gas translates into a protruding lower abdomen, discomfort and symptoms like farting.

i really like cosplay, manga and anime, and horror movies!!!! i'm super shy at first but once im comfortable i think i'm pretty fun i guess??? also i really like fart jokes.

While some women like fart jokes, there is no guarantee that your partner will actually like it when you do let one out.

If you like fart jokes and fourth grader style humor

The R - rated comedy has handily outperformed the family - oriented «Zookeeper,» which has still managed semi-respectable numbers but is registering with the public like a fart in the wind.

(Kunis is what some call a «ladette»: «I like fart jokes, for sure.»)

Omega Force Studios soldiered on valiantly but, ultimately, their version of Nioh was to disappear into the ether like a fart on the wind, much like the versions before it, with producer Kou Shibusawa consistently finding the various attempts failing to meet his lofty standards.

Martin Starr gets some absolutely terrific moments of physical comedy here, like when he mimes grabbing Cindy's ass, but the top one is him sitting in the chair and trying to make it sound like a fart.

Characters like Plutarch Heavensbee (Philip Seymour Hoffman) and Beetee (Jeffrey Wright) are never fully fleshed out or given enough time to develop, dropping in and out of the story before disappearing like a fart in the wind

There's none of Mel Brooks» usual vulgarity (like the farting cowboys in Blazing Saddles) so you can take the kids with you to see this one.

Characters like Plutarch Heavensbee (Philip Seymour Hoffman) and Beetee (Jeffrey Wright) are never fully fleshed out or given enough time to develop, dropping in and out of the story before disappearing like a fart in the wind, or simply left as background fodder.

For that money, I'm three - quarters the way to a well - outfitted Audi R8 with seven more pistons, a bunch more horsepower and an exhaust note that doesn't sound like a fart in a bathtub.

Regardless, here's what happened in the time it took Duke Nukem Forever to blow our minds and then disappear like a fart in a strong breeze.

If you don't know the rest then keep it that way as you are avoiding wasting a moment of your time, which you could use for something a lot more useful like farting at your hand while snapping your fingers, for instance.

You will not stink up the room like a fart struggling to explain it, and embarrass our club founder, Howard Brandt.

One way of escaping that was to go and hang out with the gorillas, while they do silly things like fart stuff that just makes everyone laugh.

Not exact matches

And in an interview first granted to the Mexican press and picked up by The Guardian, Yorke said: «This is is like the last fart, the last desperate fart of a dying corpse.»

The schtick this time around is to marry the world of «South Park» with the tropes of Marvel's cinematic universe, offering a parody of superhero epics like «Civil War» (but with a lot more fart jokes, no doubt).

This might be something useful like telling you every time your stock goes up in value to something completely ridiculous like making farting sounds.

It seems like most of you are having a brain fart!

You can bark all day long about dragons and fart monkey's but you just sound like an idiot trying to sound smart.

I bet his farts smell and he always stinks like old men

I don't give a rats fart — as long as they aren't some fanatical wacko who thinks everyone should think exactly like they do, chant the same chants, and believe in the same magic powers.

Old farts like me have many stories of gay men marrying straight women, having children, and the marriage never worked out long term.

ah hah hah — leave it to fred to mention an old fart like Newton.

Its like comparing the theory of gravity with the idea that if you burp and fart at the same time, you will implode.

he did not mean no one will know but Harold Camping a 90 yr old fart who has predicted (and wrongly might I add) this same misinterpretation of the bible in the 80's (how people like to forget that) or in 1994.

ok, so the mega-churches, with all of their profits can provide health insurance for those unable... bet that'd go over like a beer fart on Sunday

I would also like to see an article on how Santa Clause would deal with international relations, and perhaps a piece on how unicorn farts effect global warming.

someone that thinks jesus was a bright glowing, pristine being like some living version of the man in the white suit, that did nt burp, fart or crap.

The rich will always be rich and the poor will always stay poor because you have farts like these in society who proclaim that they have had a board meeting with Jesus and his disciples and this is what he has cut out for you all.

You're so right, I don't party like I used to anymore now that I'm an old fart.

Love tomatillo salsa — yours looks great, but you forgot the onion (Then it would really smell like the devil's farts) I'm curious, how does Tony know that??

I brought this to Tony to show him how green it was and he said «it smells like the devil's farts.»

Its not like Stan was not giving Wenger the means to perform, but old fart failied miserably by miss spending and miss managing the club, or am i mistaken you tool?

It wasn't just like an occasional brain fart, he would just always catch like he was in the middle of the field.

AV definitely seems like the type of guy who farts in a crowded elevator and then gets angry when people aren't holding their noses and complaining about the smell.

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)