Why - oh why - do the big console versions of handheld titles seem almost
like a joke of an «up port»?
There's some absolutely amazing premium costumes, but these can only be picked up with real cash for a whopping $ 4, something that feels a little
like the Joke Of The Century — but no, Capcom is deadly serious.
The Lone Ranger is undeniably fun in spurts (and features unexplained, offbeat elements like mad cannibal rabbits and a cross-dressing henchman), but it's also another example of its maker's wild propensity for indulgence, clocking in at 149 minutes and featuring its share of ostentatious flourishes,
like a joke of a transition that sees a desert scene become a ripply glass of drug - spiked water.
Not exact matches
«There's a cutaway in there — it's
like, one
of the proudest
jokes I've ever written — where I'm
like, «I have bouts
of irrationality sometimes.»
He said most people's relationship to dying is
like a Woody Allen
joke: «I'm not afraid
of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.»
That's
like being sort -
of dead,» TV show host John Oliver later
joked on «Last Week Tonight.»
«We're from British Columbia, so we
like to cut down trees,»
jokes Jim Secord, the CEO
of Vancouver - based online accounting start - up Kashoo.
Have some recreational activities in the break room,
like a pool table or a dart board, and go out
of your way to tell a new
joke if you have one ready.
As The Verge wrote
of the bot's downfall: «It's a
joke, obviously, but there are serious questions to answer,
like, how are we going to teach AI using public data without incorporating the worst traits
of humanity?»
If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies
of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots
of morbid
jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job
of making your employees feel
like they are part
of something greater.
The idea
of a paperless office seemed
like a
joke, and there was even a book written about it, «The Myth
of the Paperless Office,» which theorized that certain human characteristics made going paperless an impossible feat.
«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish
of diamonds on the cover
of Vanity Fair Mexico looks
like joke,» wrote one user in Spanish.
After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results
of a quick Internet / Facebook search
of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look
like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and
jokes.
The moral
of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's
joke — what you think the future
of your industry might look
like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the
joke will be on you.
Once I learned all about the business side
of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside
jokes and act
like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.
Fast - food employees have been the butt
of jokes for decades, and with good reason — with annual turnover for the industry topping as much as 50 percent, running a shift can be
like monitoring an unruly detention hall.
He's actually a hairstylist by profession (he reportedly cut Apolo's hair until he was 27), though Apolo
likes to
joke that he's more
of a psychologist.
And back when we were making the show, there were a couple
of jokes going around the set about what it looks
like if you do it a certain way.
''... I used to
joke with my colleagues that Larry & Sergey go out on their yachts - tie them together, sit back on the same recliners you'll find on their jumbo jet, each on his own yacht / set
of yachts, smoke cigars, and put up pictures
of Googlers with little snippets
like «was a GM at muti - national telecomm company, got a Harvard MBA and is now answering Orkut tickets.»
«I've made billionaires
of dollars
of failures at Amazon.com,» Bezos says,
joking that it could be
like «a root canal with no anesthesia» if he tried to dwell on them.
Five hundred bucks is a silly amount to pay for a
joke flamethrower that doesn't even throw flames very far, but a perfectly reasonable amount to pay for what feels
like a piece
of Musk's dream.
Think in terms
of a great
joke that you
like — there's a set - up, the anticipation and the punchline.
They provide not just transient happiness,
like laughing at a friend's
joke, but memorable delight... To construct elevated moments, we must boost sensory pleasures... and, if appropriate, add an element
of surprise.
This is
like a maternity set
of overalls that I wear,» he
joked.
«It sounds
like kind
of a
joke because it looks
like he wants to use our positive momentum and gain publicity on his side and that is kind
of lame.»
And yes, there was even House
of Cards merch to be found, such as these drink glasses — which are no doubt intended to help you party
like Peter Russo (that's a
joke related to the series — you'll have to watch it to get it).
The rise
of social media «brandter» (when two corporate accounts joust textually in the hope that their followers will engage) almost makes it seem
like some corporations are capable
of funniness — albeit
of the dad -
joke variety.
We
like to
joke about some
of the problems with education today, but Millennials have a lot
of education and there are a lot more opportunities for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.
The most successful ads, he says, have been those with a more DIY approach —
like a video
of a guy walking through a warehouse, dropping f - bombs and cracking
jokes about his no - nonsense shaving products.
Le, Do, and the research team pulled an all nighter; they took turns wearing a standard electrode cap — sort
of like a bathing cap coated inside with gel to improve electrical conductivity — while watching movies, listening to
jokes, arguing, and more, all while a graph on the screen tracked excitement.
It sounds
like the setup for the world's least offensive
joke: an investment banker, a management consultant and an ER doctor walk into a Toronto classroom and crack a bottle
of wine.
Today Facebook doesn't turn on its auto tagging features in countries
like Canada and the EU because
of privacy concerns, and there's a certain creep factor in having a computer second guess your photo - sharing choices or having software trying to parse your
jokes to try to understand what you find funny.
He anticipates that many employees will opt in to 2G Tuesdays — 2G Mondays just didn't sound nearly as catchy, he
jokes — to get a better understanding
of what the internet feels
like for people in different parts
of the world and to help report issues and make suggestions that his team might not have thought
of.
I
like to
joke that the best companies are actually lubricated by alcohol because
of those after work beers and glasses
of wine that become so important to getting to know people.
The schtick this time around is to marry the world
of «South Park» with the tropes
of Marvel's cinematic universe, offering a parody
of superhero epics
like «Civil War» (but with a lot more fart
jokes, no doubt).
«I looked around, did some reading, and the men's accessories market seemed
like the obvious place to invest because there has just been so much
of growth,» says Barclay,
joking, «I remember when if you wore a pink shirt, everyone assumed you were gay.»
Steve Gadlin's pitch may sound
like a bit
of a
joke, with his humorously titled business, «I Want to Draw a Cat For You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop for.
My last sentence was intended as a
joke and should have indicated as such, along the lines
of «other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you
like the play?»
Ahead
of his second day
of testimony on the Hill, @Recode's @KaraSwisher says day one for Zuckerberg before a Senate panel was
like getting «hit by soft, soft, soft, very nice cashmere pillows... the Senators were a
joke» pic.twitter.com / 1xCHZXSOFb
But on a site
like that, you would just use in the main simple language, common words and you won't use a lot
of slang, a lot
of jokes and things
like that.
He is one
of the most genuine people I know and
like Buffett he is always enjoying his job and cracking
jokes.
Unlike other available cryptocurrencies
like Basic Attention Token, Augur, Bitconnect, Binance, Cardano, Dent, this crypto currency started as a crypto
joke, but has successfully emerged as one
of the hottest investment commodities.
As my head
of research, Michael Batnick,
likes to
joke: «Last year, the market cared about nothing.
There's an inside
joke about Menomena, the crazy experimental rock band from Portland who sound
like the inverse equation
of Modest Mouse or Califone.
The historical Jesus would be telling these
jokes too, and he would find words
like «He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath
of God abideth on him.»
Every part
of this article sounds
like a bad
joke about Southern people... but it's all true??
IF this mythological heaven DID exist and by some cruel
joke, it's full
of people
like you, I want no part
of it.
Anyone
like who you described would likely think
of themselves as a «lapsed» Catholic which, as the
joke goes, is the second largest Christian denomination in the world.
From the 1980s to the present, the number
of prominent Jesus
jokes has multiplied
like loaves and fishes:
The bible is a
joke and people who believe in it just need to feel
like they are part
of a cult or that their «sins» will be forgiven.