Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe Bronze Age mythology
like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:
What is the only thing capable of making 40 % of the country fvcking stupid enough to think the entire Universe began less than 10,000 years ago with one man, one woman and a talking snake: (i) paleontology (ii) archeology (iii) biology; or (iv) religion It is only acceptable as an adult to believe Bronze Age mythology
like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:
Yeah, they probably don't even believe in other stuff
like talking snakes, a young earth, walking on water, virgin birth, and all that other everyday stuff that wacked - out Christians believe...
Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe childish Bronze Age mythology
like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, water turning into wine by magic, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:
I wonder if God sound
like the talking snake in the bible claim.
Not exact matches
Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.
Talking snakes,
talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.
talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (
like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.»
I'll bet that they could even
talk,
like the
snake in the Garden of Eden.
Just
like there is no evidence for any of the miracles,
talking snakes, or a man living inside a fish.
did you know the bible has
talking snakes and donkeys (just
like in Shrek)?
Just
like evolutionary biologists are «forced» to say life gradually evolved over billions of years by their worldview that denies
talking snakes.
Until the current deity of choice (The God of Abraham) actually shows himself, I for one will not accept the
talking snakes, virgin births, and condemnation of personal freedoms that surround the belief in him —
like stoning someone for working on the sabbath, or killing children who curse their parents, or the rules of owning slaves, all concepts clearly stated in the Old Testament.
obama was speaking allegorically, just
like when the bible says there were
talking snakes and unicorns, right?
First, young Christians are increasingly turning away from the supernatural nonsesnse of religion (immortality, mind reading, sky - gods,
talking snakes etc.) and no longer buy into the core morality of the evangelicals on important issues
like gay rights and $ exual mores.
So now we are all supposedly waiting for a battle between this god and the
talking snake, bad stuff happens, you die, she dies everybody dies and those that believed in the god live for eternity in a lobotomy -
like bliss.
Capitalist — well, the problem with you people who believe the «six days and a
talking snake» theory of terrestrial biological origins is you throw out a ridiculous comment
like «well, if men came from apes, why are there still apes» then, when challanged, claim the responder is being elitist.
Things
like: — there is no such thing as a ghost — people do not rise from the dead —
snakes can not
talk — seas do not part at the wave of a hand, and on and on...
«Truth is whatever you feel it to be» Sounds
like Christianity's
talking snakes, virgin births, resurrections, miracles.
Just
like not all Christians believe in
talking snakes, or that man is made from dust and woman from a rib.
It's 2011 folks, do you really believe in
talking snakes, burning bushes, witches, angels & the
like?
Hopefully the message might make a believer take a hard look at their ridiculous beliefs,
like magic gardens with magic apples that are guarded by
talking snakes, lol.
maybe christians are losing power because people are realizing they follow a book that has unicorns, dragons, satyrs and c.ockatrice in it, also a
talking snake and a
talking donkey (
like in shrek), a man spends 3 days in the belly of a whale (
like pinnochio), men have wings on their back and fly..
or because there is a
talking snake and
talking donkey (just
like in Shrek!)
If you were running for president, I'd
like to ask you about
talking snakes, Invisible and undetectable body parts (soul), and invisible and undetectable diseases (sin), and all the other stupid sh!t in the bible.
their book has
talking snakes and
talking donkeys in it (
like in Shrek!)
there are
talking snakes and donkeys (
like Shrek!)
ps; A magic apple in a magic garden guarded by a
talking snake sounds more
like a Disney movie than world history.
Given two possibilities... 1) God created this world... sent Abraham, Moses, Jesus... caused great feats
like the Red Sea parting, the great Flood,
talking snakes, 600 year old people, etc..
sure the bible sounds
like a children's fairy tale with unicorns, dragons, satyrs and c.ockatrice in it, along with
talking donkeys and
talking snakes - but it's to be taken seriously!
I am also not a huge fan of bugs, I didn't
like collecting bugs in Entomology I don't
like running into them now and lets not
talk about the few
snakes we have seen around here.
And
snaking through the whole exhibition is a massive, crude, earthworm - y shape,
like a strand of vomitous plasma, which Owens calls his «primal howl,» almost an exorcism of all those flaws he was
talking about.
I'm silent and prefer to listen before
talking I'm a game addict but I also
like walking down to the lake and watch time pass I also love music Rock, Metal, County no rap My name is Brandon I'm have a cold attitude sometimes but I try to be kind I also love animals Wolves, Dogs, Cats,
Snakes, Frogs,...
I could hear them
like voices in my own head — why has this boy stopped
talking, queer as a winged
snake is he, leant against the wall with such a look on his face, would be handsome if he weren't so sullen, what a chest he has, deep as a wrestler's, how does it spring from those twisted haunches to which are pawled legs
like hanks of rope, oh god, his ribcage is heaving as if at any moment he may vomit, maybe he is ill, boy what is your problem, alas, my wordless enquiries cause his convulsions to grow worse, I think he may be going to have a fit, what will I do if he dies, oh dear, my further anxious attempts to communicate, with twisting «wherefore» hand motions and raising of eyebrows, seem to cause violent shudders, bugger's lips are writhing in some kind of agony, should a doctor be called, where can one find a doctor in this place, where the hell am I anyway, what the fuck am I doing here?
like the MGS4 scene your
talking about was perfect and made you feel you were
snake struggling to go through and i thought it was a perfect use for such an input!
This week the boys
talk games
like Snake Pass, Civilization VI, Subnautica, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and more!
As Raiden tries to stop a team of super terrorists who are holding hostages on an oil rig — it's more complicated than that, but I only have so much space — he is assisted by someone calling himself Iroquois Pliskin who looks,
talks, and acts exactly
like Solid
Snake.
We're
talking caterpillars that look exactly
like snakes, a fungus that eats plastic, and cute little treehoppers straight out of Pokémon, for starters.
Sam Glover: And to bring it back,
like, you
talk about this as, you know, you use the example of, say, a stick versus a
snake.
I never brought home a fiddle leaf, I am
talking about smaller ones
like snake plants, succulents...