Sentences with phrase «little jokes so»

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So while Tesla continues to fall well short, here he comes with a little reminder of what he's capable of when he puts his mind to something — a plan taken from half - joking tweet to execution to millions of dollars in just a few months.
If humans are the result of so - called «intelligent design» then why do we have too little room on our jawbones to accommodate wisdom teeth (unless this alleged «god» intended our teeth to rot out since we're not supposed to have learned science, and therefore that the presence of bacteria plus acids are a bad environment for tooth enamel), and that so many of us are near - sighted, and that women can have FACIAL HAIR (is that a cruel joke?)
I suppose I'm still a little terrified of public speaking, but I've since learned you can survive an awkward silence, a bungled transition, a not - so - funny joke without the people rising up and calling you a fraud.
Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?
And I freely admit I sometimes use too many extraneous, space - consuming, overly - descriptive, qualifying, words or sentences written quickly and in a stream - of - conscientiousness, run - on sort of fashion with occasional typos mostly due to fatigue of being up way too late (which also explains this post in general) after a long day of political discussion which refreshingly had little religious content though of course there is often much overlap between the two but posting is barely a hobby but more of an occasional passtime so now i wonder if what I write could be considered abuse as I've can't really recall seeing much if any sorrt of «text filibustering» not that this is exactly filibustering more a spontaneous text performance response joke and meant in jest to be absurdly long and useless so of course i hope you appreciate the spirit.
I have repeatedly joked in the last week that because I've never left my apartment before, we didn't really know if 5 (what I imagined) or 500 people were going to show up to events, and so little was planned with crazy numbers in mind.
There are a lot of little jokes that seem rather harmless to me and I may even share some of them with my inner group of friends away from the internet but the internet is so massive that you have to restrain yourself rather than using them whether they seem appropriate or not.
Indeed, Clemenshad so little time to get to know the Yankees who weren't his teammates in NewYork four years ago that shortstop Derek Jeter made a joke of it before Clemensthrew his first pitch that day.
Look at how they are adding quality while we are telling ourselves that flamini can do a job.what a joke we are becoming... I'm just so frustrated and sad about schweini to manure, the only part that makes me a little calm is the fact that he's 30 and almost passed his best years but still a valuable and world class midfielder
So with the newborn I had no clue it is just all left off my brain as to how to do a latch correctly and all that so that was a little surprising with having a second one but I kind of [inaudible] goals out the window with my second because I knew I had gone three years at that point was my first that it was just like you know I would just nurse as long as she wants to nurse and you know whatever happens, happens, I'm fine and we joked because my second was much more independent we joked that she would've wean more sooner than her older sister which almost happened because my oldest nurse for almost 5 yearSo with the newborn I had no clue it is just all left off my brain as to how to do a latch correctly and all that so that was a little surprising with having a second one but I kind of [inaudible] goals out the window with my second because I knew I had gone three years at that point was my first that it was just like you know I would just nurse as long as she wants to nurse and you know whatever happens, happens, I'm fine and we joked because my second was much more independent we joked that she would've wean more sooner than her older sister which almost happened because my oldest nurse for almost 5 yearso that was a little surprising with having a second one but I kind of [inaudible] goals out the window with my second because I knew I had gone three years at that point was my first that it was just like you know I would just nurse as long as she wants to nurse and you know whatever happens, happens, I'm fine and we joked because my second was much more independent we joked that she would've wean more sooner than her older sister which almost happened because my oldest nurse for almost 5 years.
I'm finally past the «I'm so tired all I want to do is stare at the wall» phase, but being pregnant with two little boys and a business is no joke.
You might actually really crack up just looking at how adorable your little one is as she's trying so hard to contain her laughter when delivering the (not so punchy) punchline, that you forget how the knock - knock joke fell flat.
i am a firm believer in BREAST IS BEST!my daughter is now 9 mths and goin strong!she is so healthy - from birth she was 10lbs2oz - now she is around 22 lbs and 30in tall and almost walking!i started gvin her a little bit of baby food around 5 mths (she actually wasnt impressed!she prefers bits of table food) but she really only wants to nurse!i plan on nursing her untill shes ready to quit - despite my moms jokes about me in the future sitting in her 1st grade class and nursing her in the back!i actually plan on becoming a breastfeeding advocate and supporter for new moms that really want to breastfeed!i try to encourage any pregger (even strangers) and i cant wait to gain more knowledge so i can really help others!ther is such a special connection that i feel as i nourish my child and she stares up into my eyes!and its so convinent - its the all - in - one fix!
And if you are a good mother you won't even consider any other food for your baby but home - made organic baby food, and cloth diapers made out of home spun organic cotton... I am joking a little, but I do meet so many moms that often feel so inadequate because they can't live up to the perceived standard that apparently everyone else lives up to.
To clarify, I'm in my late 40's, so it's Nature's little practical joke, «Adult Acne» I'm managing, but I believe wholeheartedly I would have benefitted immeasurably had I begin a similar skincare regimen in my teens or 20's.
The GiGi team calls me one of «OG» bloggers (a little inside joke), and you can really see my love for the brand reflected all over Oh So Glam, and countless features.
Oh it's so much fun having kids — hear me, I am joking, I love it, I feel so empowered having put those two little bean bags onto this world, and taking care of them.
On the other hand, when the poor little Gingerbread Man gets so freaked out he accidentally poops out a Jelly Tot... well, there's a dirty joke that can be enjoyed by the entire family.
Malice is so generic and mediocre that its release only serves to spoil what little status it had as the punchline of a joke.
What I'm not so fond of is the cop - out ultimately taken by the filmmakers, who can't seem to follow through on their promisingly metaphysical premise (let alone the theme of obsessive love), electing instead to eliminate all ambiguity — now would be the time to dig up that gift - wrapped box I told you about earlier — which reduces the film, in the end, to little more than a cheap, if rather expensive - looking, joke.
Yet even though some of the jokes are starting to wear a little thin, it's testament to the enduring popularity of the series» central trio that this third instalment ticks so many boxes without bringing anything new to the table.
The wording in the video leading up to that joke is a little fuzzy, so I think he could probably get away with skipping it, but... I mean, if he wants to do it, it's a free country.
All joking aside, players who say that GTA 5 also had so little marketing this early on fail to see one small issue with it.
It's quite a fun movie and whilst it does take a little while to get started, when it's plot gets juicy so do the jokes.
so so so typically Anderson's style a monster of a cast list with everyone completely dead - panning the jokes i don't often go as high as 4 stars, but this one got to 4 very very early in the show it needs the big screen in order that the nice little details in the background aren't missed.
Jokes are repeated so incessantly that they lose potency, and Wain's film has trouble mocking the tired and familiar without feeling a little spent itself.
Not one joke fell flat, and that script is just so tightly bound together, you almost wan na put a little bow on top.
Seth Meyers» opening monologue joke about Harvey Weinstein's absence fell a little flat at first, but then he made is so much better (or so much worse, depending on how morbid you like your humor) by reminding everyone that he'd be back in 20 years as the only person to ever be booed during the In Memoriam section.
So many of the lines and performances are played awkwardly big — usually around the central joke of Leonardo adjusting to a life of little means and tons of work — that it feels more suited to a terrible sitcom with lots of mugging for the camera and canned applause from a laugh track.
Spoofing the Hollywood system is already a tricky business — most of the time, these movies are so loaded with in - jokes that it's difficult for the audience to relate — but when you couple that with the controversial casting of a white actor playing a black character for most of the film, there's little room for error.
So much of what actually works here comes from little looks, an occasional throwaway line in what seems to be a screenplay that left plenty of room for the two lead actors to improvise jokes to mixed effect, and the situations that are far shorter than the majority of scenes, like when the son takes his mother to the Grand Canyon after she has spent the entire trip saying she wants to see it.
By far the most common form of this failure to intervene at the middle level is when teachers, who would most often confront instances of racist, ethnic, or sexist name calling, make little to no effort to intervene when they hear anti-gay name calling or jokes, including «That's so gay.»
It was a little bit of a blow to my ego, but everyone was joking about it, so it all worked out just fine..
The joke's on them a little bit as my highly critical blog also appears on my Amazon Author page, so it they spot that, they'll probably have conniptions.
Just like Amazon can have over 100 Billion in Sales and tell the IRS they don't make money, or what they make is so little it is a joke for a company with over 100 Billion in sales to say they make so little.
Savings account interest rates have been low for so long that they have become a little like the old joke about the weather — everyone complains but no one does anything about it.
They are almost a right of passage for foreigners when visiting Australia and so I was a little bit of a joke when I meekly told some of my British friends that I had not seen the the Great Barrier Reef, drove the Great Ocean Road, or seen Uluru.
The game also tends to rely a little too much on humour that references some current Internet trend or event, so in a couple of months a few of the jokes won't even be relevent anymore.
The dialogue is now more true to the original dialogue with little mistakes in the translations, so every joke and pun is as they were originally intended to be.
The possibilities are endless and would provide for a wealth of little touches and game - based in - jokes that make so many long - time players smile.
The old joke is that «Academic politics is so brutal because so little is at stake» — i.e., funding and tenure for the academics, which usually matters little to most members of society.
All joking aside, players who say that GTA 5 also had so little marketing this early on fail to see one small issue with it.
Quickly, it turned into an ongoing rotation of silly little potty humour jokes and so many giggles from all of us.
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