Sentences with phrase «little penis»

His little penis and testicles are so red and you can tell it hurts him.
«I have a little penis / It's small and kind of gray / And when it's hard and ready / With penis I shall play!
That said, I think it's important to notice that the picture on the door is specific enough to include a little penis...?

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I was trying to reconcile in my greedy little mind how I could accept this assignment and become the face of penises, but ultimately I wasn't able to get to that point.
First, the penis seems a little long.
The context leaves little doubt that the «tail» is most likely the beast's «penis
Some of the sauces have attachments, like little plastic penises or breasts, and Colonel Condom's Hot Sauce comes with a real condom attached, still in the wrapper, of course.
«Little monkey penis chile»; found in Peru's central valley of Chanchamayo, these are wild or semi-cultivated chiles of unknown species that are 1/2 to 1 inch long, very elongated, and mature to a bright red color.
While there might not be room to mention all the known types in this article, I would be remiss were I not to point out that among the very hottest is the pinguita de mono ají, the little monkey penis chile pepper.
I would mutilate their stupid little faces and rip open their throat and pull out their tongue so they can never say penis again.
I didn't catch if this was asked already... but are you * sure * crappy papa was actually shushing them??? Or do you think he was egging them on a little I think my husband would have been encouraging the Penis song lol.
«Mrs. Smith, I'd like to cut off part of your little boy's penis (the most sensitive part of his body) to sell to a cosmetics company.»
To make the urinals easier to use for women who do not have penises, the bathrooms are equipped with stacks of little disposable cardboard funnels that look exactly like a disposable version of a «Shenis» or «pee funnel.»
May not even look like a blister, could just look like little bumps around your penis or around the vaginal area and it's usually associated with some degree of pain.
While a guard may protect your bathroom from a little stray pee, it's more likely that your son will bump into it and scrape his penis.
Not surprisingly, the differences in care are linked to the differences between baby boys and baby girls - namely, the fact that baby boys have a penis and testicles means that bathing them and diapering them is done a little differently than it is for baby girls.
Not only do dads NOT want to think about their little girls doing the deed, they certainly don't want to hear from their grandchildren that Mommy has a «penis» in her sock drawer!
However, penises are strange little creatures, and it took me almost a year not to be a little stunned every time I changed a diaper and saw one there.
I looked down and saw what looked like a little uncircumcised penis.
You may have to wipe up a little more stray pee, but the guards tend to scrape a little boy's penis when he sits on the potty, which can discourage him from training.
Although they may protect your bathroom from a little stray pee, more often they tend to bump into and scrape a boy's penis when he sits down on the potty.
Since a little boy's penis points directly away from them, then it might be hard to teach boys to pee standing up.
High magnification of the bedbug penis revealed little hairs that might be sensory.
«Woman on top facing towards her man seems to be one of the best because she can control how much or how little of his penis she is ready to take inside.»
Make sure it's unrolled all the way down the shaft of the penis with a little room at the top — and wait until the penis is erect to do so, she says.
With prolonged usage, your penis will shrink to the size of your little finger.
I will call him «Mr. Penis» (you'll see why)... so Mr. Penis and I met online a little while back.
Todd Phillips reunites his «wolf pack» and takes them to Bangkok for a broad, penis - joke fuelled comedy that is a little paunchy around the middle.
Dan bets it all on the chance to steal a major client out from under Chuck, flying his motley little crew over to Europe where, among other things, he goes to a nude German unisex spa, finds himself the main exhibit — «American Businessman 42» — in an avant - garde museum / performance - art piece, and does an entire scene surrounded by penises in a gloryhole gallery.
Sure, Nicloux often goes a little too far with his deliberate provocation (excessive gore shocks until it just dulls the senses, while in one scene, there's a close - up of a leech - infested penis), and a subplot involving a Vietnamese prostitute isn't quite fleshed out enough beyond being a mere vehicle for Ulliel's feverish temperament, but this is brave, exciting filmmaking, and a fine amuse bouche to Apocalypse Now's meatier take on the same subject matter.
Lucien Lessard and Henri Toulouse - Lautrec work to uncover the mysterious Colorman, a twisted little man who is inexplicably proud of a certain shade of blue he sells, and of his ability to frighten housekeepers with his penis.
In these cats, gentle massage of the penis often breaks down the plug and allows the cat to urinate with a little assistance.
Be warned though: a wonderful little car I was drawing ended up getting turned into a giant penis, so you can expect to see all of your Van Gogh - like work ruined by your friends if they're particularly childish.
Unlike the two previous games, rather than having a slow build up with little to do, you're dropped right in the shit from the start, you're immediately attacked by giant penis monsters (Closers).
She staged her Phallic Festival in 1968, but she recalls how little she relished the thought of a penis entering her body.
Glass is one of Roosen's primary materials, and she is best known for her little glass carrots; her glass eyes; her glass penises dangling from a cord, somehow at once sweet and sorrowful, and calling to mind the work of Eva Hesse or Louise Bourgeois.
Here he is, waxing poetic about a gold penis charm on an Emin - and - Stephen Webster - designed bracelet: «This little luxury sculpture translates Emin's idiosyncratic drawings in to three dimensions without losing her sketchy freedom.»
TreeHugger has covered various reports that are a little less sanguine: Phthalates Increase Risk of Type 2 Diabetes Do Babies Exposed to Phthalates Have Smaller Penises?
The talk gets a little out - there in the office too sometimes... Yesterday it was all about the scientific way to measure a flaccid penis.
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