Following this intro, we're whisked into the pulp of the tale, with Ray (John Getz) admitting his feelings for his boss's wife, Abby (Frances McDormand), and taking her to a motel for an hours -
long roll in the hay.
The site is very up - front about this, however, so it's unlikely that very many users make it past the front page without realizing that it's less about flowers, chocolates, and
long strolls on the beach than it is about a fun
roll in the
hay with no strings attached.