Sentences with phrase «magic talking snake»

Q. 2 You are only capable of believing something as patently absurd as the entire Universe beginning less than 10,000 years ago with one man, one woman and a magic talking snake if you are influenced by:

You honestly believe, despite everything we have been taught by cosmology, astronomy, geology, biology, history, paleontology and archeology, that the World began about 6,000 years ago with one man, one woman and a magic talking snake.

Seriously, how do you know that Jack and the Beanstalk is a fairytale and the magic talking snake was real??

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@ jack3 no you have the right to believe what ever you want, but we might mock you for believing in something that has talking snakes, a story about the world flooding and being able to fit all the animals on the planet on one boat, that believes in magic, that believes a person lived in the belly of a whale, and that people coexisted with dinosaurs all without any actual proof.

The most sense you can possibly make of the stupid sh!t is: Big invisible and undetectable sky wizard chanted magic spells for six days to make the entire universe «perfect,» yet fragile enough that one twist of one woman's wrist threw the entire thing into nuclear meltdown (sin / corruption)---- oh yeah, and throw a talking snake in there, somewhere.

Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe childish Bronze Age mythology like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, water turning into wine by magic, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:

A big magic fairy man spoke a spell and then there was earth and light before stars and then a snake talked to a woman and then the big magic fairy man had to sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself by exploiting a loophole in a plan he made himself because of an invisible disease (sin) in an invisble body part (soul) so that he doesn't have to torture us forever in the big fire pit he made even though he doesn't want anyone to ever go there but he just can't help himself.

Snakes don't talk and trees are not magic and women aren't made from ribs.

A woman cloned from the first male's rib caused the deaths of countless creatures, flora and fauna, great and small, by allowing a talking snake to convince her to eat magic fruit.

Does this new finding prove an invisible, all powerful, magic man who lives in the sky had an evil talking snake tempt a woman, made from a rib, to disobey him, whereby he put a curse on all future humanity, then later changed his mind and decides to lift his curse by impregnating a human woman with himself and having himself tortured, killed, and raised from the dead, so that if you believe all that, you get to live forever in heaven after you die, but if you don't, he will torture you forever in hell?

Bible thumpers are so mentally brain fractured that their brains are nothing more then scrambled matter, believing in those fairy stories of magic and, talking snakes and talking burning bushes.

Of course, I'm sure this genius believes in talking snakes, magic apples, and a horned red beast who rules over an underground lava city.

So do you believe in talking snakes, magic apples, and a horned red beast who rules over an underground lava city?

I don't mind being called a loser by somebody who believes in talking snakes and invisible diseases (sin) in invisible body parts (soul) and a big magic sky daddy created everything with a magic spell..

Hopefully the message might make a believer take a hard look at their ridiculous beliefs, like magic gardens with magic apples that are guarded by talking snakes, lol.

After Jesus» death it reawakens three days later and tells its followers that if you telepathically promise that you accept it as your master, symbolically eat its flesh and drink its blood it will accept you and cleanse you of an evil force you inherited from the dirtman who was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magic tree.

All true except for the part where you're delusional, snakes can't talk, Jews aren't magic, and eating an apples doesn't make us ashamed to be naked.

So are fairy tales about magic loaves and fishes, talking snakes and virgin births.

ps; A magic apple in a magic garden guarded by a talking snake sounds more like a Disney movie than world history.

The world started with just Adam, Eve and a talking magic snake.

Yes because those normal jesustards who believe in talking snakes and magic apples are to be taken far more seriously than a jesustard with a tat.

And I personally can't take a book that has talking snakes and magic in it as historically accurate...

Most disturbingly, he seems even to have caved into ultra-conservative religious morons by toning down the magic (there are no details of the actual lessons taught at Hogwart's, and the spell - casting is reduced to a few minor flourishes and a strange comic - relief kid who's always blowing things up) and side - stepping the sticky revelation that Harry actually talks to snakes in the reptiles» hissing language and not the Queen's English.