Sentences with phrase «magic underwear»

Now, I want to know — do you still need to wear magic underwear to protect you if you're dead?

I want a pair of magic underwear and my own planet when i die.

I wonder if their god wears the same magic underwear they do?

It's simple: one wears magic underwear and expects to be a god in his own planet.

It's tough to complain about magic underwear being weird when you've got a mouthfull of jesus - meat.

Attack of the 50 Foot Magic Underwear, You deserve hell.

Umm, Huntsman wears magic underwear too — and he'll be coming after your terrestrial wife in heaven to via posthumous sealing and baptism.

A key difference, though, is that Obama hasn't flipflopped on so many other issues the way that Romney, the Kolob worshipper with the too - tight magic underwear, has.

Garments as we call them are not magic underwear.

If someone isn't even bright enough to realize that Joseph Smith was a con man, and invented a bogus religion with magic underwear, golden plates, polygamy, racism, and Gods living on other planets, then you're just not smart enough to be President.

I hate to be the one to tell ya this, but it doesn't look like Mittens is going to heaven; now matter how magic his underwear may be!

And FREE government funded magic underwear for everyone!

Let's not leave out the all - important Mormon magic underwear and the belief that Mitt will become an actual god and rule his own planet when he dies.

I don't think too many guests, read that book, go on a 2 - year mission, purchase magic underwear, and live the rest of their lives believing they'll end up on their own celestial planet one day.

Even magic underwear has a capacity limit.

I must say I am pleased with your praying, fasting, gay hating, racist, magic underwear using, and dead people babtizing - and I will grand this desire of your hearts - that your church will take over the white house, America, and then....

And, I simply can not trust anyone that believes in magic underwear or Joseph Smith and his delusions of Moroni, seer stones and the golden plates.

Why do I have to wear magic underwear in order to go to Planet Kolob?

Attack of the 50 Foot Magic Underwear It was compiled over hundreds of years after the supposed death and resurrection of Jesus by various religious authorities, translated, retranslated, revised and modified thereafter on an ongoing basis.

Does your god wear magic underwear too?

Ask them about their «magic underwear» sometime!

Forced to wear magic underwear?

I don't think Mitt Romney's magic underwear is going to get him to the White House.

And he is creepy and wears magic underwear.

Magic hats, golden plates and magic underwear.

Anybody who believes in angels flying into a backyard, wearing magic underwear and baptising the dead (including Hitler and Stalin), seer stones, golden plates and such nonsense from a con - artist named Joseph Smith is neither realistic nor stable and pragmatic enough to run a country.

Mormons are all lily white cultist racists who believe in multiple wives and magic underwear.

Magic Underwear, you are incorrect and making things up.

How about all you «magic underwear» bashing, «Not Christian» branding, cult calling, people that profess to know more about Mormon doctrine than Mormons do.

To Magic underwear is the GOP fad.

By the way, I wear that «magic underwear» and have not been able to figure out how to activate them.

Yeah, the magic underwear the secret rituals in the temple that include nudity, Joseph Smith the perv, goes on and on.

of course you wouldnt be forced to wear those magic underwear!

Well I hate to tell you and your magic underwear this... BUT I»M NOT MORMON!

Christianity + a belief that aliens from other planets mated with humans who will one day be gods with their own planet, that Jesus and Satan were brothers, that the Israelis colonized America and that magic underwear will protect you = mormonism.

I'm sure it was my little buddy in the magic underwear.

I wish someone WOULD stand up in front of a nationally televised event, with all cameras on them, with the entire country watching, and ask Mitt about his Magic Underwear.

Hense, magic underwear, Reagan and Dubya.