Sentences with phrase «make funny stories»

The bad dates always make funny stories later!

I've had my share of disasters, too — but they make funny stories, don't they?

I love that you can make it a funny story afterwards.

It especially resonates with my current situation where middle and upper management are pushing to meet targets and deadlines, meeting quality control standards, intra office politicking, while no one is focusing on actually making the funny stories happen... (and that I could do something about it, if I really wanted to.)

Knowing the ribs triggered my big attack makes it a funnier story than saying I am an overweight white mother just over age 40.

Not exact matches

I thought this was a funny story, one that would make for a great post on Business Insider.

«It's nice that they are giving themselves permission to make their stories bigger, not just about their own projects and menu items, but lobsters in the wild and other funny things that allow you to make a connection with them that transcends the restaurant environment,» he says.

Big Idea: Expanding the Perry production and performance franchise beyond funny and inspirational stories of faith and perseverance among African - Americans that has made him one of the highest - paid people in the entertainment industry.

I hope that in his next book, Turner does a little more of this, for it transforms his funny, sometimes bizarre anecdotes into more relatable, human stories and makes the reader feel more like a participant and less like an observer.

What I find funny is that a lot of believers have been waiting for this exact story (or at least what it appears to be), a person actively trying to blow up churchs and then getting caught, it just makes it that much sweeter that this guy only wanted to blow these churches up in the name of his own church.

Just make sure it has a bunch of tear - jerking stories with a few funny stories mixed in for good measure.

So that's who we are, and it's funny how that makes up my story as well,» he says.

Yeah, some of these stories a funny, but they make me want to cry because of how close to the actual truth they are...

Several years ago, my sister introduced me to the «The Onion» — a newspaper which makes up fictional stories that are so close to reality, they are funny.

One of the mistakes I made with my husband was to tell him this story — thinking it would be a funny anecdote for one, and also to just let him know he would be eating any of the grilled meat that hit the ground.

Ok, funny story... a lady who follows my blog sent me a link to your cheesecake chocolate chip cookie bars and told me I had to make them.

Chicken and Egg covers everything from choosing a coop to the miracle of your first egg, and her stories of adventure and hardship with her chickens are engagingly funny, making for an easy, relaxing read.

Just wanted to say thank you not only for your recipes but also for your writing in general: cooking books aren't supposed to be funny, but your little stories make me laugh out loud, more please!

Funny story — Janet made these at a cottage and was working in a bit of a rustic situation.

«Meet the Bartender» goes behind the scenes at the Turtle and talks one - on - one with our talented bartending team to talk about their funniest bartending stories, favorite drinks to make and so much more.

Funny story - I'm waiting for coconut flour to make a flour less pancake recipe this week and was just starting to wonder... What if I just mixed bananas with two eggs.

Doña Rosa is a funny lady, every time she tells that story she makes us laugh.

HUMVN, Machine?He made a funny comment in one of the justarsenal stories earlier.He said Arsenal don't need a new CB.Can someone slap me.I was even shocked at the thumbs up he got.I feel so sorry for Arsenal and fans as well.We are really suffering.Till today how people rate Mertesacker is beyond me.The guy is not even a leader by example.I wonder why Hayden was sold as I think he could have surely done better and if Isaac Hayden solves his injury problems we gonna regret selling him.Even aliens know arsenal needs a CB.Aren't you guys tired of always starting the season short of players in positions where needed.It's like some of you want failure but you don't know you want.Arsenal should complete the squad this season.It's a must.

Picture this, we don't come out of the gate firing on all cylinders, Wenger speaks of how there wasn't enough time for the first - teamers to build chemistry, several key players aren't even playing because of Wenger's utterly ridiculous policy regarding players who played in the Confed Cup or the under21s and the boo - birds have returned in full flight... if these things were to happen, which is quite possible considering the Groundhog Day mentality of this club, how long do you think it will take for Wenger to recant his earlier statements regarding Europa... I would suggest that it's these sorts of comments from Wenger which are often his undoing... why would any manager worth his weight in salt make such a definitive statement before the season has even started... why would any manager who fashions himself an educated man make such pronouncements before even knowing what his starting 11 will be come Friday, let alone on September 1st... why would any manager who has a tenuous relationship with a great many supporters offer up such a potentially contentious talking point considering how many times his own words have come back to bite him in the ass... I think he does this because he doesn't care what you or I think, in fact he's more than slightly infuriated by the very idea of having to answer to the likes of you and me... that might have been acceptable during his formative years in charge, when the fans were rewarded with an scintillating brand of football and success felt like a forgone conclusion, but this new Wenger led team barely resembles that team of ore... whereas in times past we relished a few words from our seemingly cerebral manager, in recent times those words have been replaced by a myriad of excuses, a plethora of infuriating stories about who he could have signed but didn't and what can only be construed as outright fabrications... it's kind of funny that when we want some answers, like during the whole contract debacle of last season, we can't get an intelligent word out of him, but when we just what him to show his managerial acumen through his actions, we can't seem to get him to shut - up... I beg you to prove me wrong Arsene

Charlie's big brother and sisters have also used it as inspiration for making up stories, which has been very funny for me to listen to and entertaining for Charlie, who has giggled away as the astronaut and rocket ship have adventured on the Moon and Mars.

Who doesn't love staying up late, making s'mores and telling funny or scary campfire stories?

We're having a drastic change in pace today... I don't want all of my posts to make you feel like jumping off of a bridge, so tonight, you get the distinct pleasure of hearing one of my favorite funny stories of motherhood.

However, you can give too many gag gifts, make too many so - called witty remarks, tell a few too many funny stories, and engage in too much horseplay.

Now it's one of those funny stories we laugh about, and the fact that my dad is tied into it made it more poignant for me.

Tell them stories, funny anecdotes, gossip, anything to keep their mind off their problem and make them smile even for a while.

When my kids were little, I loved to share all the funny stories about what they did that day or the funny thing they said that made me laugh out loud.

When I did squeeze work into our lives, it led to some very funny stories which still make me laugh!

SUNNY GAULT: We have a segment that we call «Boob Oops» where you guys can share your funny breastfeeding and pumping memories and I almost wondered if this is comment that I am about to read was fake because it was just so funny, I guess I will never know but it is still a really funny story, if someone made this up — kudos for you.

Funny story: If you'd submitted this question before I had Ike, I guarantee that I would have made an idiot out of myself because «blah de blah, just do X, Y and Z and ta - da!

Besides, they make for some pretty darn funny stories.

The funniest story happened the first time I ever made them.

From nursing to potty training, most moms can be helpful and share a funny story or two to make you feel at ease.

If you have some tips on choosing a theme and making the room complete, or maybe a funny story about your baby's reaction to the room, then visit Pregnancy Stories to share your anecdote.

Wow @lynne amazing story entertained me and even made me fell emotional and gave me a laugh «running down the road in the bikini 9 months pregnant» was actually so cute but also funny reading it and i take my hat of for you coping with everything even working till day before you went in for c - section....

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-34795797 funny to read from my perspective since i live here, how they make up stories in the news, «southern suburb of Burj al - Barajneh, a stronghold of the Shia Islamist Hezbollah movement.»

It starts with her time in college and her decision to make a plant - based blog on a whim (funny story there).

And second, I always appreciate a good making story — yours is epic and funny, and disappointing, and affirming all at the same time.

Honestly, some of the things that happened (phone dying, ironing duvet cover, etc) probably weren't funny in the moment, but they made this story even better and more real

Oh, and a funny story about this one... I was responsible for making bouquets for the princess pageant, which is where I wore this look.

Funniest street - photography story: We were shooting outside the Oceanaire once, and one of the employees made an enthusiastic photo - bomb attempt through the window behind me.

Funny story a few weeks ago a gal in my church found out I had an extra room and wanted to know if I'd consider renting, I told her no, and she said that she loves to cook and would make great meals all the time, LOL, I hesitated a few seconds because having a personal cook would be AMAZING, and guarantee I'd show her your blog and say, make me this:) But in the end I passed up on getting a personal chef, I may regret it.

She tells me some funny stories about her work One or two of these stories makes me very envious of a young lad who shall be called «the player» to protect his innocence.

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impress your date with some funny stories based on your life or just tell a joke or two to make the atmosphere comfortable.