I can't speak for others, but if I was ever on a jury judging a child that was forced to endure this nonsense who then decided to disembowel one of these clowns and use his entrails to
make haggis, I could not in good faith ever vote to convict him of anything.
Sure, the pungency of the shark
made my eyes water, and the slimy blob of súr hvalur, or sour whale, required multiple shots of schnapps to keep the nausea at bay, but the
haggis - like blood sausage (slátur) didn't taste half bad, and the smoked lamb was actually quite good.