Sentences with phrase «make jokes like»

I like to make jokes like this, given my proximity to a university.

You could probably slander him or just explain it away or just make a joke like «lol??»

Making jokes like he isn't even good enough for Freiburg or Charlton how could he be at Arsenal.

This is, I'm pretty sure, where I'm supposed to make a joke like, «It should've been called «I Know Who Killed My Career: Me.

I've had to turn away people who made jokes like that.

Not exact matches

If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots of morbid jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.

The idea of a paperless office seemed like a joke, and there was even a book written about it, «The Myth of the Paperless Office,» which theorized that certain human characteristics made going paperless an impossible feat.

And back when we were making the show, there were a couple of jokes going around the set about what it looks like if you do it a certain way.

«I've made billionaires of dollars of failures at Amazon.com,» Bezos says, joking that it could be like «a root canal with no anesthesia» if he tried to dwell on them.

Mike Krieger liked to joked that the app, which took barely eight weeks to build, was a year in the making.

It feels like the wrong time to make this joke about an AR - 15 considering that's the gun that was used in the Parkland shooting:

It's fun to imagine — the mysterious aura that surrounds the Masters makes it ripe for jokes like this to arise.

The rise of social media «brandter» (when two corporate accounts joust textually in the hope that their followers will engage) almost makes it seem like some corporations are capable of funniness — albeit of the dad - joke variety.

He anticipates that many employees will opt in to 2G Tuesdays — 2G Mondays just didn't sound nearly as catchy, he jokes — to get a better understanding of what the internet feels like for people in different parts of the world and to help report issues and make suggestions that his team might not have thought of.

She later joked that they made her look like an Oompa Loompa from «Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.»

We imagine sitting round a dinner table with them, only instead of cajoling them into eating a cream cracker, we'll be sharing wine with them, talking about why they like it, hearing them make jokes, and asking them about their travel plans.

Some behaviour you might find anywhere: making jokes about gay people, using words like «gay» pejoratively and treating us with suspicion.

You are like my brother - in - law who can not help making grossly inappropriate jokes — we ignore him when we can, as this tends to be the most effective way of «moving on» past jokes like that.

Similar findings have been made of professions like sports instructors, but jokes and generalistic prejudice are not made about either the teaching profession or that of physical trainers.

Jokes based on gender stereotypes, like this one, usually make me laugh, probably because I think that men and women are different.

Like Peter Lawler jokes, we also need to start smoking (to die young) and making a lot of babies (to replenish the future workforce) right now.

Now you could continue to say these silly things since your out of excuses for your flawed logic, but that would just make you look like even more of a joke wouldn't it?

Flashing a picture of the patriarch in his liturgical robes, Colbert jokes that the vestments make Ignatius look like «Golden Snake Santa Pope,» a comic figure who would fit right in as King of Mardi Gras.

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Strange thoughts, fantasies, dreams, slips of the tongue, the jokes we think are funny, the place we sit in church, the way we feel when someone is angry, the things we remember, the people we like or don't like — all make sense when we understand their hidden meaning.

I said I think science and God are a good match... I like the guy, I just couldn't pass up the evil evil joke I made.

In an alliance with Christian conservatives against the atheism that has made a sick and paltry joke of each of their respective and joint traditions and that has begun like a swarm of termites to eat away the underpinnings of this democratic republic, the new Jewish conservatives have come to understand that any alienation they felt as children in Christian America is as nothing compared with the danger they sense to themselves and their progeny, along with their uncomprehending coreligionists, in atheist America.

Instead, I'll make a cheap joke about how it sure looks like Rick Warren was present at McKinley's inauguration as well as Obama's (compare this photo with this one) and note a less auspicious historical resonance that has nothing to do with church history but will be irresistible to you history nuts.

In evangelical circles, he's like the kid from high school who makes crude jokes at every opportunity, uses the words «gay» and «queer» to describe the things he most detests, encourages his friends to subject the unpopular kids to ridicule, and belittles the guys who aren't «macho» or «manly» enough to be in his club.

The framework of The Bee's «joke» is partly that addressing a concept like privilege is problematic because it makes the party that benefits from social privilege feel bad.

Like a German making jokes about harming Jews.

That's what makes you all look like idiots to us, including the ones who were saying «this guy's a joke, he can't possibly know when the rapture will happen... because none of us can.»

The fact that we have many children seems to be just excuse to inquire about our intimate life, like whether we know about contraception, or to assume we are fanatics, or to make a few jokes.

She is a kind, honest older woman, plump and funny, she likes to make jokes at her own expense, she has never gotten married, but she has always seemed satisfied with her life.

Many bloggers seem to be obsessed with making «unhealthy» recipes / foods into a joke, like it's our little secret or something.

The fact to make a tiramisu raw and vegan sounded like a bad joke to them.

Today, class, it being late July and all, we're going to examine our zucchini facts: • Zucchini is always at the end of any A-to-Z food list; • Zucchini and fruitcake are the undeserving targets of many a joke; • The zucchini plant literally grows like a weed, making it absolutely ubiquitous in vegetable gardens across America; • And for that reason, enterprising cooks have discovered ways to turn it into muffins, and cake, and pancakes, and... Baked Zucchini Sticks.

I think I might need to make these, like tonight... and I'm not joking!

It's Friday, I had a few too many «tastes» of wine last night, and I feel like today's post is a challenge in not making ball jokes.

For all the pasta, and other things I make: tortillas, and eating like cereal... 3 # bags are a joke.

I remember my uncle would make something similar but in square and then he would wrap them like Bonbons for Christmas and little joke would be printed on the butter paper inside.

I have a pan that makes 8 mini loaves and I like to bake this bread on Sundays so I have a small loaf (ha ha, poop joke!)

All that biscuit usually makes everything a little dry for me, enter a like things wet joke here.

The higher ups in our club are making us look like a joke..

Wenger is making us look like a joke!!

Time wasting, their players rolling over, these things done regularly makes you look like a joke and thats what today chelsea were looking like.

It's also usually in this space where I make cheap jokes at the Mets» expense because that's how I think I'll get the internet to like me.

I find it incredibly short sighted to try and make blanket statements like saying «not gay» should never be used as a joke.

The first shriek seems like he was joking, but the next one makes it seem like he was legitimately scared.

The fact is that Milos has played 640 minutes, which is a joke of a sample when you consider the potential noise: guys injured / healthy, who he plays with, what lineups he is on the court against, the teams the Clippers are playing, and variance like % of open shots made / missed.