Sentences with phrase «making dick»

Considering the fact that this was announced 2 years ago and still doesn't even have a tentative release date, even for 2013, Nintendo is making a dick move.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2, the painfully unfunny sequel to its very funny predecessor, is a movie about three dicks making dick jokes in the future.

Considering the fact that this was announced 2 years ago and still doesn't even have a tentative release date, even for 2013, Nintendo is making a dick move.

Last time they worked together, Apatow buds James Franco and Jonah Hill were making dick jokes during the Apocalypse.

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when you consider that the average online dating website costs $ 30 a month, and most men probably join 2 or 3, they are already paying for sex they may never have, with fatties they will never meet, who have smelly cunts that will make their dicks grow soft....

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No matter how you look at it he makes a dick move here, but it is just too hilarious.

As Eric wisely states, if we continue to fund puppy mills by buying their puppies from stores and the like, it in turn makes us dicks.

Gameplay makes your dick fall off and grow another one.

It's time to make some dicks look silly.

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I think one of my favorite ads with them was, I made a video about getting sent dick pics on Snapchat and Twitter and like, «how do people expect you to react to that?»

And you are far, far too kind to some of these over-educated haters (i.e, Dustin Faeder) who are sore about not making the list because they chose to dick around with a Masters in Philosophy from Tufts.

Of course we all want to see celebrity nudes, but that doesn't make the guy who posts them for all the world to see any less of a dick.

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I think what you mean by «problem» is that all these guys you don't know keep sucking your dick and you're not sure why, or how to make them stop.

Which makes him a plain dick, rather than a dick filled with the grace of God.

We'd prefer you keep your limp dick in your pants and stop using it to MAKE fetuses in people who don't want to bear them, you moron.

That's a perfectly cromulent argument to make, but try actually owning it rather than patting each other on the dick in congratulations for OMG TOTALLY KNOWING UM actually sucked.

Especially when a website like Twitter exists to make it easy to do, and double especially when you've occasionally been a dick to people on said website.

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I'm really not trying to be a dick here, nor am I making assumptions about you — I've never played video games regularly and probably haven't played one at all in a good 20 years — but I also don't think I need to apologize for calling an idea stupid.

'' [Virginia Tech] certainly made plays, but their quarterback got his dick knocked in the dirt.»

Thanks for making me laugh as I am LITERALLY trying to clean up after my kids (btw I agree with the latter - they are just dicks).

I am pretty sure my husband like to make a huge mess in the kitchen «just to be a dick!»

Thanks for making us smile instead of constantly rolling our eyes... as if we are the only ones with kids who act like dicks

Like the mom who tried to make a bunch of cookies that look like the number one, and Pinterest failed her way into a giant tray of blue - frosted dicks.

So ladies before you go looking for some strange dick try talking HONESTLY and OPENLY with your husband first, maybe he is like me and truly loves you and is willing to make the changes to fix the problem.

It's his body and his choice, and forcing a circumcision on your almost - kindergartner for no reason makes you, well, kind of a dick.

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He's talked lately about hanging it up after ten films, hoping to get out before he loses touch and starts making «old, limp, flaccid - dick movies.»

, I was asked, days after being reassured of their rock solid dedication to PC (I made a Steam post endorsing the team, making a fool of myself), but before being called a dick.

These performers keep you mesmerized, making the most of what they're given even when the film sinks into a swamp of whose - dick - is - bigger competitions and sports clichés about product endorsements.

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