Sentences with phrase «making fart»

Pretty quickly, I had Yoshi moaning in anguish as he left his shell, Koopas screaming as they died, and blocks making fart noises as they got hit.

A lot has been made about how many of Apple's and Android's 600,000 available apps are useless — after all, who needs 20 apps for making fart noises?

This might be something useful like telling you every time your stock goes up in value to something completely ridiculous like making farting sounds.

I made fart sounds (which she loves thanks to her daddy) and told her it was her turn.

I was really intrigued at that point, because my understanding was that the only type of fish that made fart sounds were Atlantic herring and Pacific herring.»

Foods high in sulfur can make your farts reek of rotten eggs.

We all know beans make us fart!

Notice their serving size is 1tsp (5g) not enough to do anything gut bug wise because they don't want anyone to say their product made them fart.

And, almost none of us can make fart sounds with our armpits (remember that in middle school?!).

Beans, beans, they make you fart.

I feel like I should tell a joke, make a fart noise, or talk about the weather.

He looks at his own accomplishments — Consuming the macho - gargantuan burrito at the Mexican restaurant up the street, Power - leveling his Dark - Elf Warlock to level 80 in a week, and the ability to make fart sounds with his hands — and probably thinks that she'd probably ditch him for some other guy who's just a wee bit more successful than he is.

I can be immature and crude at times and still think it's funny wgen ketchup bottles make farting noises.

That we're all still schoolyard kids who chuckle at fart jokes, perhaps, but that doesn't make the fart jokes any less funny.

Every second white bread actor in Hollywood is a director now — time to let a few ladies make fart - smelling movies, too.

Turns out being a good director with a good script is far better than whether or not Butt Plug Man has the right dildo attached to his forehead, or if they used the same origin story for Captain Fuck - all as they did in issue # 12 of the Dan * makes a fart noise * comic run.

The Long Weekend is strictly recommended for guys that still eat their own boogers, make fart noises with their armpits, or are fascinated with the variety of household objects that can be inserted into their anal cavity.

Turns out, her real skills are discovered when she has to make a fart noise!

The yak - trackers are aided in their group discussion, I caution you, by a helium tank and balloons, which they use not only to pitch their voices higher but also to make farting noises into the microphone.

Canned food is HORRIBLE (it makes them fart) and dry food, well sorry, its just not on.

He loves when his owners make fart noises with their mouths.

Anthony Watts makes a fart joke!

Not exact matches

Between that and, say, Square taking on Twitter troll Fart Sandwich, the takeaway might be, There appears to be latitude to good - naturedly smack down a rude hater — not to be confused with a genuinely disgruntled customer — from time to time, if that is something that makes sense for my brand.

They are all smelly Godless people anyway, whats a few farts from Reality going to make things any more stenchful.

I very nearly gave up early in that 2005 series though — I think it was the farting aliens on Downing Street that made me roll my eyes so hard they nearly fell out of my head — but right around the eighth and ninth episodes (called The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances, a perfect mix of love and fear, creepiness and beauty) was when I fell head over heels in love with the show.

How dumb you all are, get real... why don't you feed the poor, provide books for schools with no budget, get the homeless shelter, instead you have some senile old fart making predictions and you're all running away to hide in caves because it's the end?

I guess your farting made it difficult to interpret.

It doesn't rhyme with a body part, doesn't fit too easily into a fat joke, isn't a word for poop or fart, and, as of yet, has no ties to any gay jokes, so what makes people think that kids are going to jump all over it?

Beth - don't you have a fart joke to make?

Made a few changes due to brain fart at the store, Tomatillo's instead of tomatoes, added leeks and potato's to thicken it up a bit..

Old farts make so much off these guys.

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)

Huddlestone got caught on the ball, Livermore gives away foul, Dawson deflects it in... goal made in Sh!te Fart Lane!

Let's stop this useless talk, we Have to take actions against Darth Wenger and his f * ing empire, first step is making some noise on the arsenal twitter account, let the old fart know that he's no longer welcome here.

Debay is rrlly impressive, makes me think that Ox can do the same things aswell, but the old fart is to much prone to favorisem.

And even if its true, what are Arsenal going to do with those 3 new signings, what change would that make (inner voice is yelling at him calling him names like old fart, and french frog out of frustration)

I think if he farts he would make a difference.»

He must have made a bet with a 10 year old boy that he could say «fart» on air and not start laughing.

I don't think it is age alone that makes an old fart, though God alone knows we have plenty at our boardroom now.

Rose is cute but certainly isn't very well spoken and says a lot of stupid stuff like when she made the comment about Joann farting.

Also her comment about JJ «farting» might make JJ want to put Rose in her place even more than usual.

-- Before last August's last minute brain fart to spend # 30m on Moussa Sissoko, Spurs had actually made a small net profit on player trading over the previous six years.

«Sometimes it really is just because they have immature digestive systems and make lots of gas, grunting sounds, and fart and burp a lot, especially in the younger ones.»

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This boy loves to eat, fart, and make funny faces.

Coji is programmed to do some very silly things that kids love like snore, make silly faces, fart, burp, display fireworks, spin around like a tornado, «slip» on a banana peel, flush a toilet, drink a baby bottle, play the Happy Birthday song, jam on a musical instrument, pretend to be a unicorn, cry like a baby, set off an alarm, and blow kisses.

She sat and pushed to make her «fart sound.»

I can always make my kids laugh if I'm «farting» in the kitchen while making lunch.

Last month, I compiled a list of ways to make the most realistic fart noises.

Sometimes, when kids are melting down and the house is a mess, and my husband and I think we're losing our minds, a few fake farts can make all the difference.