Sentences with phrase «many jokes on»

That's like being sort - of dead,» TV show host John Oliver later joked on «Last Week Tonight.»

Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, and Prince William share a joke on the set used to depict Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter Films during the Inauguration Of Warner Bros..

Don't worry, I've pre-written at least 52 possible versions of what could happen and contracted a ghost - tweeter to shoot off some snarky jokes on my behalf.

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

No business topic was safe: He did jokes on everything from being part of the 1 percent to Obamacare.

Stephen Colbert opened his «Late Show» on Monday night with a series of spirited jokes on the FBI's raid of President Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen's Manhattan office.

«I use disposable razors longer than that,» NBC's «Late Night» host joked on Tuesday's episode.

In November, the two men joked on the sidelines of a summit in Asia about the inevitable salting of Trudeau's hair and the fleeting optimism of youth.

Eric Jackson, a former PayPal executive, joked on stage at a conference about what it's like to be a libertarian - leaning conservative in Silicon Valley.

Few other companies would be willing to try make such a specific joke on Twitter that would go over most people's heads — and that's what makes Denny's social media presence so great.

Shares in the company were once again sliding on Monday after the company's C.E.O., Elon Musk, joked on April 1 that Tesla had gone bankrupt, an apparent attempt to make light of concerns that the electric car maker is straining under its debt load.

The joke on me was that «I like the book for all the reasons the writer says its evil,» and that's probably true, but there's an important point I've taken away from the document: having paying customers speaks louder than critics.

The joke on social media following the Alberta government's decision to boycott B.C. wine was British Columbians saying, «More for us!»

This is an easy joke on community college education, but it is not far from the mark.

The loyalty of iPhone users has been the butt of the joke on tech blogs and in dinnertime conversations for years.

Maybe it is my own naivete, but for some reason, I can not imagine someone nailing 95 knock - knock jokes on the door of the Wittenberg Church and it having an introspective impact.

When she finds herself spiraling downward into the bitterness of an angry exchange, she takes the initiative of saying a kind word, telling a joke on herself, offering a compromise or making a gesture of reconciliation.

Of course, Turner is at his best when he turns the joke on himself and connects his personal stories to the universal so that the reader can really relate.

Not sure God would appreciate you joking on such a subject, truth is you got it wrong so you said it was only a joke, similar to what a child would do

This must be one of the longest - running April Fool's jokes on record!

Religion is Nature's Sick Joke on Mankind and now we know that people who pretend to be religious are spewing nothing but empty rhetoric!

did your god play a evil joke on it?

I officially headcanon Jesus pulling those dad / grandpa tricks and jokes on everyone.

But I made the best of it, sometimes even turning the joke on myself.

Sure, it's still a black - tie affair, but unlike the Oscars, celebrities mill around during commercials, joke on stage and give the whole ceremony a looser, more laid - back vibe — this year Questlove even DJ'd live onstage instead of having an orchestra provide the soundtrack.

Anyone who bet the 76 - year - old Jesuit from Argentina would become Supreme Pontiff likely won a lot of dough, Francis joked on Sunday.

The jokes on you FOJ, you worship false gods, you worship idols, you worship 3 gods, not 1, Christianity is a Jewish heresy mixed in with some paganism and Greek philosophy.

They'll never do a clean joke... there's a couple of comedians I know who will only do jokes on sex and drugs.

Listening to and following liars and adulterers and child molesters and terrorists in the name of some built - up ancient healer, (or talking burning tree or hateful psychopath) is a sick joke on humanity.

One is left with the weird impression that quantum particles are playing practical jokes on quantum physicists, like a cabin full of second grade campers short - sheeting their counselor's bed.

She sent out a simple, pretty funny joke on New Year's about how the earth is now 2014 years old and, oh boy, the Internet did not like it.

well the jokes on you!

Well, Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on us here in the Phoenix area, putting temperatures in the 90s this week.

They say it increases potency and if you mention that you're eating celery here people will make a lot of jokes on you...

My mom and I were just joking on the phone earlier that we should have pulled the kiddie pool out and took pictures of the kids in their bathing suits with the fall trees behind them and pumpkins and mums all around.

I posted one joke on Facebook which immediately inspired some «unlikes»:

Jokes on you.

I've joked on here before that when Paul and I were first married those were my «Hamburger Helper» days.

Crazy Jerry must like playing jokes on people when he's not out riding his Harley.

A few weeks ago I joked on instagram about just posting ice cream recipes for the rest of the summer.

This is when it starts to feel as if the universe is playing a cruel joke on us.

If not, this may be an elaborate April Fool's joke on you as well (maybe Sam?

Last month, I started joking on Twitter that I wish we could have a baking commune.

In the history of boxing's heavyweight division, never has a fighter fallen faster, and farther, than did Liston in the 15 months it took Ali to reduce him from being the man known as the fiercest alive to being the butt of jokes on TV talk shows.

The Arsenal attacker made the joke on himself in a recent advert to tackle homophobia in sport, saying «I cant» t help looking like a teenage mutant ninja turtle».

Boycotting games is cute, but jokes on you because you already boat tickets.

Whether its Snapchatting during a press conference or posting a bad joke on Twitter, there'll definitely be some kind of social media controversy involving a F1 driver in 2017 — and it'll be hyped up loads in the press and turned into a big thing.

so many batman jokes on layaway I need to dust off.

Bregman, the No. 2 overall pick in the 2015 draft, popped out in the seventh inning when in need of a home run to get a cycle, then joked on microphone during the MLB Network broadcast, «That was about as close as it gets to leaving the yard.»

Another fine mess... wenger and bold are the laurel and hardy of football management... and the jokes on the fans!!!