Sentences with phrase «more fart»

And now I'm wondering if I need to brave the shops again for more fart guns.

They'll just keep adding blinky lights and more fart apps... and they'll listen to the sheep flock to the stores thinking they are buying the greatest technology known to man..

The typical slow - motion explosions, the out - of - place humor (we get more fart jokes again), proving that Megan Fox is nothing more than eye - candy, and some unusual camera techniques that were only unique to a Michael Bay - directed movie.

The more you eat the more you fart!»

The schtick this time around is to marry the world of «South Park» with the tropes of Marvel's cinematic universe, offering a parody of superhero epics like «Civil War» (but with a lot more fart jokes, no doubt).

Farting, taking a dump, sex, peeing, blowing snots, farting some more, weird sex, playing with oneself, watching strippers, farting, getting nearly sodomized, farting, disgusting and depraved sex, and more farting.

Not exact matches

They are all smelly Godless people anyway, whats a few farts from Reality going to make things any more stenchful.

Amid the palm - trees of the oasis Gibreel appeared to the Prophet and found himself spouting rules, rules, rules, until the faithful could scarcely bear the prospect of any more revelation, Salman said, rules about every da - mn thing, if a man farts let him turn his face to the wind, a rule about which hand to use for the purpose of cleaning one's behind.

@ Fart... If you can hold it in for more than a milisecond and point your attention and are able to notice your internal state right now, you will know if you have chosen LOVE or FEAR.

Well then, go right ahead and continue living your life believing there is nothing greater than you: that your existence is nothing more than a meaningless nano - second fart.

That's a far cry from being closed minded to the concept, but it is unlikely we will ever have more proof of god than there is that mankind was farted from the butt of a cosmic water buffalo.

Being optimistic, it might only take them about 100 years to remove their collective heads from their nether regions, assuming they exist at that time as anything more than a lingering fart in the theological flow of things.

Amid the palm - trees of the oasis Gibreel appeared to the Prophet and found himself spouting rules, rules, rules, until the faithful could scarcely bear the prospect of any more revelation, Salman said, rules about every damn thing, if a man farts let him turn his face to the wind, a rule about which hand to use for the purpose of cleaning one's behind.

A fart carries more weight than the «word» of your imaginary god.

In the midfield, (including RWB & LWB) we have a whole bunch of tweeners... none offer the full package, none make sense in our manager's current favourite formation, except for Sead on the left and Ox on the right, and all of them have never shown any consistency for more than a heartbeat... Sead, who I'm including in this category because of our present formation, looks like a positive addition, minus his occasional brain farts, but I would rather see what he could do in a back 4 before making my mind up... Ox, who has never played better, which isn't saying much considering his largely underwhelming play in previous seasons, seems to have found a home in this new formation; unfortunately, can we really expect this oft - injured player to handle the taxing duties that come with said position over the long haul, not to mention, it looks like he has no intention of staying... Ramsey has relied on the empathy that stems from his gruesome injury years ago and the excitement that was generated a few years back when he finally seemed to put in altogether, but on the whole he has been a big disappointment (neither he nor the Ox have scored enough to warrant a regular spot)... Wiltshire should be put on a weekly contract then played until he suffers his first injury, if and when that occurs he should be shipped - out and no one should very be allowed to say his name on club grounds ever again... Elnehy & Coq are average players who couldn't make any of the top 7 teams currently in the EPL... both have showed some great energy on the pitch, but neither are top quality and no good team can afford to have that many average players on their bench playing the same position, especially with Coq's injury history / discipline concerns and Elheny's headless chicken tendencies... as for Xhaka, his tenure here so far has been incredibly underwhelming... we know he has some skills to provide the long ball but his defensive work is piss poor and he gives the ball away too cheaply and far too often... finally, the enigma himself, Ozil, so much skill with his left foot but his presence has been more frustrating than uplifting... in many respects his failure has been directly related to the failure of this club to provide him with the necessary players up front, minus Sanchez of course, and unless something drastic happens very soon his legacy will be largely a negative one (much like Wenger's)

Why play players out of position, chamberlains contribution was much more better than giroud for 70 mins wenger u deluded old fart

KS - agree with you that Wenger is a stubborn old fart, who cares more about the finances of the club, then tactics, transfers, motivation etc..

Also her comment about JJ «farting» might make JJ want to put Rose in her place even more than usual.

More like Fatman fart jam!!!

Having said that, the Sun «s article may just be a total transfer fart as it seems they don't have any credible source to back up their story other than the fact that Hazard could be leaving and Oxlade - Chamberlain is more often than not, on the Arsenal bench.

There is nothing more cringe - worthy than having your kid come home in tears after some bully on the playground unimpressively made their name rhyme with «fart» — that shall not be named or found among this list (not sorry)!

«Socially undesirable information, such as picking your nose or farting, tends to be weighted more in our assessments.

I initially thought it was a rotten tooth that caused the bad breath, but, after I had extracted the tooth, it was still persistent, and, an X-ray showed I had sinusitis as well, but, when I burped, it smelt really foul showing it came from my esophagus; more ever, my faeces and farts smelt worse than they should... Please, I would like you to advice me on what to do, and, if the metronidazole prescprition is good, how to go about it.

(1) Farts more often (smelly!!)

Cows that eat grass take longer to fatten up to the size they need to be to be slaughtered, and that means they spend more time grazing — and farting.

You might think that bad gut health just means the occasional fart attack but unfortunately it's much more serious than that.

Some argue that grass - fed beef contributes to higher green - house gas emissions because they live longer and in turn, burp and fart more.

A «queef» or vaginal «fart» seems to be a more common occurrence among women who are recently postpartum (like you) and / or who have a weak pelvic floor that has lost some of the natural reflexive ability to gently contract when transitioning between movements.

Was very nice:) But yeah, I do fart much more than usual.

I fart more after eating fats to be honest.

Cover dry chickpeas with filtered water and soak for about 8 hours, more is fine but change the water as it will smell a little like farts.

He looks at his own accomplishments — Consuming the macho - gargantuan burrito at the Mexican restaurant up the street, Power - leveling his Dark - Elf Warlock to level 80 in a week, and the ability to make fart sounds with his hands — and probably thinks that she'd probably ditch him for some other guy who's just a wee bit more successful than he is.

talk about farting, condoms and more.

For a while we get to hear more mercy killings of great songs like Paul McCartney's Live And Let Die, and of course there is no shortage of fart, crap, or butt jokes.

Yet the execution isn't as funny as it sounds, with the film more concerned with fart jokes than edgy political satire.

By my count the film never runs more than 9 minutes without a joke based on feces, farts, or butts.

[Middle Man] is a unique concept and a great opportunity for O'Heir to really flex his acting muscles and show that he's more than just a farting punch line.

For example, there is a funny bit where Kevin James» character, Eric, is a little too attached to his mom (the super adorable Georgia Engel from The Mary Tyler Moore Show), but they chose to spend more time on a stupid running gag: Eric has the ability to «burp - snart» (burping, sneezing, and farting at the same time).

There aren't any fart jokes but there might as well be; somehow the humor is even more lowbrow than in the original, begging for the relative smarts of 2006's «Beerfest.»

To me, that's The Change - Up, two hours of Hollywood farting in my face — and the audience around me soaking it up, wanting more.

Same with the score, Jackman is not Zimmer, and having a neutral side instead of the theme extravaganza old farts want for every score is much more better - Southall's reviews has been lacking lately, they're more like complains rather than examinations of scores.

And while the game presents a slick RPG experience, dynamic combat, and plenty to explore and do, the focus on more generic fart jokes and lack of depth of South Park «history» jokes leaves the game feeling more video game generic, and less South Park specific.

After all, «The Interview» makes fun of Western media just as much as the quick - tempered dictator, and although it could have done with a little more political satire to balance out the dick and fart jokes, it's exactly what you'd expect from the guys behind «Superbad,» «Pineapple Express» and «This Is the End.»

When it falls into conventional storytelling it is a sloppy, middling action film with lazy focus, bland characters, misses all its comic beats to the point the audience was laughing more at the fart jokes, which weren't even well timed either.

Between Punch - Drunk Love and Spanglish, Adam Sandler has proven that there's more to him than fart gags and sex with old lady jokes.

- More Featurettes: Adon: Living Plastic, Along Came a Prop Guy, Decker's Got Gas, o «Kevin Nealon: The Plastic Man, Look Who Else Is In The Movie, Sneaky Kiki & Bart the Water Fart, The Not So Perfect Couple, Decker's First Role and What's A Dugan?

The deleted / extended bits are as follows: Andy Samberg (4:12) on Bob Dylan, Aziz Ansari (1:42) on acting and Twitter, alternate Reggie banter (0:39), Medi - Ship complications (1:06), Fabrice Fabrice (4:21) performing a poem on a lost city, Anna Kendrick (1:47) recalling her Tony nomination as a 12 - year - old and eating a cat's liver, Rodney Waber (5:34) dishes more Harrison Ford gossip, dances, and reveals a senior citizen ticket price trick, David Cross (2:49) talks talking animals and white toilets, Senator Dewhurst (3:14) confesses strange sex dreams about his aunt and his plan to drive drunk, Zoe Saldana (2:03) answers questions about movies and acts out a Jerry Maguire reboot, «Garry Marshall» (1:19) explains why he's done with movies, Gillian Jacobs (1:38) discusses the ghost of Christopher Marlowe and the conflict in Nebraska, Chef Emeril Lugosi (0:34) endures a pun about sun - dried tomatoes, Andy Richter (4:59) delivers a kid - friendly version of «The Aristocrats» joke, pulls a gun after not answering a fart question (a task handled by Andy Samberg on the show itself), and responds to the 1990s TV movie The Shining, Tom Perdy (0:44) shows off a couple of additional cartoons.

Otherwise, it's The More the Merrier ad infinitum: the old fart helping a couple of good - looking kids get their groove on — with the twist of a Jack the Ripper subplot woven awkwardly into the narrative.

Robots abounds with fart, elimination, sex, and a number of other lower jokes that can elicit a laugh or two but that seem more to pander to the easiest kinds of laughs, just as many horror movies rely on jump - scares to make their movies scary.

If there is a weakness to Sol Goode, it's because it occasionally tries to be dumb, I guess because someone felt it needed more laughs, with crude sight gags like dog poop, farting, and having characters have to announce they need a bowel movement frequently.