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At the risk of sounding like a crazy person,» she continues, «I managed to convince myself in my first trimester that I had doomed our pregnancy by, in no particular order, eating blue cheese, skipping with my toddler niece, inhaling
nail polish remover, and having a sex dream about Shaquille O'Neal that resulted in an orgasm.»
I was ready to put this cute bag on the list before even realizing that it comes fully loaded with 17 things that you really do need on you
at all times: hairspray, clear
nail polish,
nail polish remover, emery board, lip balm, earring backs, clear elastics, mending kit, double - sided tape, stain
remover, deodorant towelettes, pain reliever, breath freshener, dental floss, banadages, and — wait for it — a tampon.