Set in an America that has been overrun by fast - moving undead, the film follows four survivors: Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), a neurotic
nebbish; Tallahassee, a kick - ass, macho zombie slayer (Woody Harrelson); Wichita (Emma Stone); and her 12 - year -
old sister, Little Rock (Abigail Breslin).
There's Fritz (Timothy Olyphant), who starts the picture at the wake by banging the only 19 - year -
old caterer in the world familiar with «Laugh In»; fat Sam (Kevin Smith), who references Star Wars and is a giant goofball (double natch); and
nebbish Dennis (Sam Jaeger), who harbours a secret crush on Gray but, hey, so does everybody, since Gray has fairies and butterflies flying out of her vagina.