Sentences with phrase «new jokes like»

But yeah Matt and Trey don't really have any control over what platforms the games come to, but it would be neat if they released a «duology collection» on the Switch and the game has new jokes like «dude I so hope you're not playing this while taking a deuce, that would be so uncoo».»

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Have some recreational activities in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out of your way to tell a new joke if you have one ready.

«In this new economy you have these young CEOs who think they're cracking jokes over dinner with friends when they really should be acting like grown - ups.»

And in what seemed like a cruel joke, a new billboard erected in Culver City, Calif., to announce the Michael Graves home collection featured a teakettle that, viewed from on its side, inexplicably evoked Adolf Hitler, moustache and all, his arm in Nazi salute.

A new trend is happening in the Muslim community, its like a joke.

One thing I liked, but which was very new to me, was that at any time during her message, people from the congregation could intersperse comments, jokes, or questions.

He is like a fisherman, reeling in ignorant people, people who do not believe in teaching, people who prefer to have interesting stories and jokes, people who prefer the newest fad from psychology, people who prefer mostly music and feelings, and lights and action.

In an alliance with Christian conservatives against the atheism that has made a sick and paltry joke of each of their respective and joint traditions and that has begun like a swarm of termites to eat away the underpinnings of this democratic republic, the new Jewish conservatives have come to understand that any alienation they felt as children in Christian America is as nothing compared with the danger they sense to themselves and their progeny, along with their uncomprehending coreligionists, in atheist America.

She sent out a simple, pretty funny joke on New Year's about how the earth is now 2014 years old and, oh boy, the Internet did not like it.

They say, «We've got this new writer, we like this guy's voice... can you add some jokes to it?»

We even went shopping for new laptops and joked that it was like Christmas shopping.

Ive made probably more France jokes then anyone over the past couple of years but when it all comes down to it they have given us things like french toast, making out, and New Orleans, so its the least we could do to help them out now IMO.

I like the joke where Greinke wasn't sure what team to sign with until he saw the Dbacks new uniforms.

The last of the 3 is important, because Wenger went through some extreme lows like an 8 - 2 defeat, the top 4 jokes and so on, but he won his first trophy in almost a decade and we had a squad that was capable to move to the top with a few additions and a new manager.

Like Wenger, what has Ozil done to deserve a new contract and a pay rise??? We are seriously a joke in world football.

The only thing making them not look like a joke are the unlimited funds for players, new and sacked managers.

The Bengals had a photo shoot featuring their new Color Rush uniforms at the Cincinnati Zoo, which feels like the team is just begging us to make jokes about Harambe.

The Arsenal fans have been telling Arsene Wenger this sort of thing for years, we even have our in jokes about the things he says such as fit again players being like a new signing, but the boss does not seem to be listening.

Greedy Stan Kronke is only concerned with making money, and if Usmanov sells up then we are in it deep cos Wenger will continue to steal a living from the club as will that clown Walcott.We are also rans, there is no real desire to spend a penny more than necessary and every year Wenger fiddles around at the edges of the team but never really completes the job, I'm sick of watching the same game over and over, Wenger waving his arms about but doing the like for like subs on about 70 mins as usual while Bouldy sticks to his vow of silence, we are a joke among the top teams, and if Wenger signs a new deal then I may have to take a 2 year sabbatical cos I'm sick of the man and his bu # * ~ $ t press conferences,

A pregnant woman walks into a bar... It sounds like the start of a joke, but what actually transpired when an expectant mother ordered a glass of wine at a New Orleans» restaurant isn't a joke at all.

I was recently joking with my brother that, much like the seven stages of grief, apparently there are four emotional stages which follow the New York Times «acceptance of one's submission: (1) giddy elation; (2) a creeping sense of worry; (3) cold, sweaty panic; and (4) deep regret that you ever submitted in the first place.

I was recently joking with my brother that, much like the seven stages of grief, apparently there are four emotional stages which follow the New York Times» acceptance of one's submission: (1) giddy elation; (2) a creeping sense of worry; (3) cold,... [Continue reading]

Council houses to be given to people in work, red Ed your joking It might be blue labour, it more like new labour

Like most people in a bit of a huff, he tweeted: «New finance committee is a total joke» and that «Tyrie had already reached his conclusions before he whitewashed libor scandal».

Robert De Niro is conjuring the legacy — and the stand - up jokes — of comedians like Rodney Dangerfield, Henny Youngman and Milton Berle while praising the natural beauty of New York's Catskills region.

When it was pointed out that a new president taking office in 2017 will likely appointed their own prosecutors, Bharara joked, «The new president could like me, too.»

As an April Fool's joke this year, they «released four new nut butter flavors» like Tangy Ranch Almond Butter.

Feeling like you always have to shop and buy new things to share is no joke.

easy going, always smiling, always cracking jokes, love to sing... and i'm ok if i say so myself lolol, can't live without music, rnb, rare groove, reggae, bashment, the list goes on, i love to go out with friends, try new things... I don't like liars or guys who talk bulls ** t, my life is calm,...

Outgoing guy looking for new adventures with someone awesome to share new memories and compete in games I like using sarcasm and joking around to make people laugh anything else you want to know bout me hit me up who knows I might surprise you.

I like to have fun, im always joking around trying to make people laugh, Jim very easy going, I love to b outside, and Im always up for trying something new

I consider my self to be fun, loving, energetic i love to do new things.i like to read books, shop, joke and have fun.I consider my self to be a little goofy at times.i love to laugh.

I like to do anything outdoors.I'm a easy going and laid back guy.I like to joke around with alot of humor.I like sports and going to games at times.I also enjoy doing new things when I go out.I've done alot of traveling over the years.

looking for a good hearted woman that know how to treat her man right a sense of humor like to joke around enjoys life and looking for fun and new adventures and loves to cuddle spend quality time with her man..

I like to joke around and and try new things.

I am a warm hearted person who also likes to joke around that is always willing to try something new.

An undergraduate, like reading, cracking jokes, making new frnds.

Shrek told Arthur: «You're the new king of Far, Far Away,» as the other students reacted with disbelief, while Lancelot joked: «More like the Mayor of Loserville.»

Steve Byrne brings his signature style to Chicago with an all - new comedy special that holds no punches, calls it like it is and tells the damn jokes.

With brilliant comedians like Hahn and new addition Christine Baranski on board, there are line readings that pop and jokes that land....

At a time when half - hour TV comedy is reaching a new level of self - referential daring — you can't fully appreciate the intricate, in - joke pleasures of great shows like NBC's Seinfeld and HBO's The Larry Sanders Show unless you've also watched a lot of really bad TV — The Simpsons continues to emphasize that there's a big world out there that television barely touches upon.

Fortunately, the movie doesn't feel like an overextended sketch though it does have its narrative detours that dawdle (a celebrity drug deal is padded out with far too few jokes), running jokes that hold on for a beat too long and then some (the George Michael fascination culminates in a drug sequence that does absolutely nothing), and there are missed opportunities that seem obvious (Key using his new gangster friends to intimidate a man making advances on his wife).

But there is one thing I do grasp: when New Line Cinema puts Dwayne Johnson and Jeffrey Dean Morgan in a movie where giant mutated apes who like to play practical jokes fight giant flying wolves and enormous armor - plated crocodiles, it is entitled to no less than three hundred million of your box office dollars.

More like the sort of joke slurred by your alcoholic Uncle on New Years night, just before he passes out under the hallway table and pees himself.

Now this isn't to say that all the jokes are call backs to the first but when it isn't referencing the old jokes it's simply hoping you'll like the new jokes because you like these characters, you're already familiar with them.

If you've seen the trailer you've seen almost every single «joke» that is present over the course of this movie, barring the aforementioned boner chair incident, and I guess the four or five dozen times that Johnson totally rips Efron by calling him absolutely hilarious and totally culturally relevant nicknames like «New Kids on the Block» and «* NSYNC».

She took shots at Evans» beard — a new look he's sporting as an outlaw Avenger — stating «he took prenatal vitamins» to grow it, while also joking about not liking Chris Hemsworth's new short - haired look from Thor: Ragnarok.

It gives new angles for Cumberbatch to work, refreshing his performance, and for the first time, Sherlock being high doesn't feel like a joke but a real peril.

With exactly 763 new jokes and thirty more (now R - rated) minutes, collaborators Adam McKay and Will Ferrell «s latest installment looks like it could be just as obnoxious as its overly - long title.

Simon Pegg and I would joke that our new film would be like «The Big Chill» if the dead pal was present at his own wake.