After some experimentation I found a two-fold solution that left clothes static - free and
nice smelling without the harmful artificial fragrances:
Not exact matches
I replaced the stout with some red wine, which added a
nice dimension
without the hopped - up
smell of a brewery, added some more coriander (to add a bit more zing and freshness) and there you have it: awesomeness in a bowl.
Goes on well &
smells nice without smelling like I'm coating him in fragrance.
Not only that: it also
smells like a spa treatment, so
nice and relaxing, and leaves my skin fresh and clean
without being aggressive!
They
smell nice and really cling to your lips
without moving around.