Sentences with phrase «not fart»

«It's very, very frunny but it's not fart jokes.

When they were discussing whether or not fart jokes and things like that were funny or good in the movie, Jay wasn't joking.

We need to learn that if you can not pass to anyone then get the ball as far up the pitch as possible not fart around as Mustafi did and not pass without looking as Kos did.

During prayer, a worshipper must not fart.

to borrow from Lyndon Johnson... he can't fart and chew gum at the same time

Allegri doesn't fart on himself like that an if he does its probably tactical an to the benefit of juventus

Don't fart at the table.

Seriously, what mom hasn't farted in the presence of her kids?

(For the record, none of the scientists have heard of Fortnite, and it's OK to fart while the oven is on as long as you don't fart into your oven.

There aren't any fart jokes but there might as well be; somehow the humor is even more lowbrow than in the original, begging for the relative smarts of 2006's «Beerfest.»

A film in which Daniel Radcliffe plays a talking corpse and the fact that Paul Dano's character can't fart in front of other people is a major plot turning point is going to engender divisive responses.

It doesn't fart the power away while it's making its mind up between gears and is better off the line.

You can't buy land, you can't fart, its mechanical emphases are not nearly the same, especially with regard to online play, you can't fart, and you have no dog.

About 95 % of the methane from cows is actually from the burps, not the farts.

Not exact matches

Between that and, say, Square taking on Twitter troll Fart Sandwich, the takeaway might be, There appears to be latitude to good - naturedly smack down a rude hater — not to be confused with a genuinely disgruntled customer — from time to time, if that is something that makes sense for my brand.

But when you balance the unpleasantness of using a tool that helps a child fart against the pain etched across your little one's face when he or she can't pass gas on their own, you'll be thrilled someone took the initiative and invented this thing.

good manners not be farting while you are praying with others next to you or having dinner with friends or neighbors.

These fundamentalists can't squeeze out a fart without checking scripture first to see if it is okay.

For me I just don't buy the somewhere in nowhere something farted and human fell out of a monkey's butt.

3000 years of religious psychosis and pandering falsehood is a mere syllable of a fart when compared to majesty of the Universe (which is not in any way the embodiment of some pathetic humans» imagined deity).

I don't give a rats fart — as long as they aren't some fanatical wacko who thinks everyone should think exactly like they do, chant the same chants, and believe in the same magic powers.

Rejecting the obvious insane assertion by religiots that there must have been some creature that farted it all into existence, doesn't automatically mean a firm belief in anything else.

A smart person can have a sudden brain fart and proclaim jumping off a cliff is good for you, but that doesn't mean I'd take his or her advice.

Again, this is not a «loving» deity, this Christian god that Leo continues to fart about.

The word Rapture isn't even mentioned that way in the bible.I only hope that when they are still here on may 22nd that this fart drops off the earth and shuts his mouth.

he did not mean no one will know but Harold Camping a 90 yr old fart who has predicted (and wrongly might I add) this same misinterpretation of the bible in the 80's (how people like to forget that) or in 1994.

It can't be true that for all pastors that are in that sutuation that they are grumpy old farts that don't get along with anybody.

BUT I FORGOT TO DELETE IT!!!!! What's worse is that I wrote that I had been doing it for 17 years!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even know what a clam fart is!!!!! It's already submitted (obviously), but I didn't re-read the printed version of my application closely until today.

I hope I wasn't that bad my first time The farting preacher (Tilton) is always a good example of the EXTREME.

How dumb you all are, get real... why don't you feed the poor, provide books for schools with no budget, get the homeless shelter, instead you have some senile old fart making predictions and you're all running away to hide in caves because it's the end?

Those old farts didn't listen to a word you said and will never change.

None, but you certainly don't believe in unicorns that fart rainbows.

These old farts can't be gone too soon.

someone that thinks jesus was a bright glowing, pristine being like some living version of the man in the white suit, that did nt burp, fart or crap.

However, you'd have to agree you can not dispute the existence of Elephus, the purple polka - dotted elephant god who pinched her trunk and farted us into existence.

You say --- > «Science isn't against the idea that a massive unicorn farted out the universe, they just recognize that there's no way to currently test that theory — exactly as there is no way to currently test ID..»

Science isn't against the idea that a massive unicorn farted out the universe, they just recognize that there's no way to currently test that theory — exactly as there is no way to currently test ID..

Do they not realize that God was with me all week, when I woke up, when I had breakfast and even when I farted?!

The fart inhaled by those who did nt believe, smelled of sulfate, and Was a killer fart!

Please prove the universe was not created by a large pink polka dotted elephant named Elephus, who pinched her trunk and farted us into being.

Since so many people think their shlt doesn't stink, how hard is it to guess that many of them will say their farts don't stink either?

Then as he recounted, he broke wind, farted at the devil — take that you swine, you can't stand up to my God, to the Word, to Christ.

It doesn't rhyme with a body part, doesn't fit too easily into a fat joke, isn't a word for poop or fart, and, as of yet, has no ties to any gay jokes, so what makes people think that kids are going to jump all over it?

Beth - don't you have a fart joke to make?

I guess I've learned not to give up on God, but anyone and anything else, including well - intentioned «Christians» are just farts in the wind.

So much in fact, then request «We've Got It Going On» every morning... of course those silly boys don't call it that but «The Farting Song» instead.

It's classroom management, paperwork, navigating the moods and personalities of 25 children, tying shoes, wiping boogers, sharing silly stories, trying to be mature instead of laughing at kids farting (I can never NOT laugh at this, because I'm still five years old apparently), repeating myself approximately a hundred times a day, wanting to bash my head into the wall if I have to repeat myself again, solving conflicts, taking sneezes straight to the face, oh and actually teaching the state standards!

You're so right, I don't party like I used to anymore now that I'm an old fart.

I'm sorry that these cinnamon rolls didn't stiffen for you, Terry (love the erythritol comparison to fart - itol btw haha, I'm assuming that this sugar substitute has given you digestive issues in the past)!

Now, maybe I had a brain fart or something, but I did not realize that these were wing sauces.