Sentences with phrase «not poke myself in the eye»

«I wanted him to look in the mirror, not poke him in the eye.»

(Don't worry, I did not poke myself in the eye with that mascara wand!)

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The typical performance review system doesn't work because you're demotivating half your population, poking them in the eye with a sharp stick.»

And the world can watch us poke each other in the eye and think, «Glad I'm not one of them.»

When I saw today's cartoon, I didn't assume you to be the one in the armor — on the contrary, I interpreted is as your poke in the eye of the whole «defending the faith» mindset.

Clearly it's all a big joke, a poke in the eye of those repressed types who wouldn't want to talk about sadomasochism with their grandparents around the game table.

The white house is not up for grabs, you have the three stooges poking each other in the eye.

And I am certainly not walking around this country poking at the specks in other people's eyes, while refusing to deal with my own shortcoming.

We are talking about, IMO, the most respected manager in the game when it comes to behavior, let's not make an eye poking Mourinho about this little push.

We all know that after an hour of him poking me in the eye asking if I am still up... I am not going to be ready for wine!

But if you don't like it that's fine, don't use it and if they do prove to be evil and do take over the world and destroy all the flowers then you'll be well within your rights to hunt us down and poke us in the eye

You am more likely be a) pinned to the bed b) elbowed c) have your windpipe cut off as they go for the target d) poked in the eye by whatever toy they won't let go of.

Our pregnancy was not planned, but was welcomed, though all I could think about was my sweet daughter poking the newborn in the eye and proudly saying, «Eye!»

We would also like for me to go back to work eventually (when everyone is in preschool otherwise how would we afford THAT), because gosh I think staying home forever and not having a job might make me poke my own eyes out from reading too much internet gossip.

It's not the first time that he's poked Mr Robinson in the eye.

Being Gallo, he couldn't resist poking the Common Council in the eye for playing partisan politics, using his newly acquired munificence as an example of the righteous path.

I've been blessed with amazing eyesight, so I haven't had to wear glasses (I wouldn't be able to poke myself in the eye for contacts...) Your glasses match your outfit so well!

Although I can't help thinking that my son would grab it in a hot minute and I would be shouting the classic Christmas line: «You'll poke your eye out!»

I'm also loving L'Oreal Telescopic mascara because although my lashes could use some thickening, I really can't stand drugstore thickening mascaras because they come in huge fat tubes containing huge fat wands ending in a big fat stumpy - bristled brush and I always manage to gob mascara onto my face or poke myself in the eye.

This recent outing may not be as mind - numbingly awful as last year's A Million Ways to Die in the West, but that's basically the equivalent of saying getting kicked in the shin isn't as bad as getting poked in the eye.

Most won't be huge, but as we like to say about small victories around here, «better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.»

It is immaterial whether in real life the Queen is an avid reader or not (one is told she's not)- her perceived character is merely the foil through which Bennett can poke some heartfelt fun and take the reader on a Queen's - eye whistle - stop tour through the best and worst of English literature.

I will, however, start off with one Bookscan number that is so far off the mark that anyone can see it's just wonky, and I don't think I'm poking my publisher in the eye by doing this.

Well, Seth has poked me in the eye, because my library is not allowed to buy the Kindle ebook and loan it out.

Your life has not ended, you are not on fire, and nobody poked you in the eye with a sharp stick.

Doesn't it know that we have divisive, seemingly incompetent President who looks like he doesn't know how to do much more than poke people in the eyes, figuratively?

(You don't like it when hair pokes in your eyes, do you?

Even in their own backyards, ensure they will not poke their eyes on newly pruned shrubbery.

Remove crusty bits from the eyes to avoid blockages in the tear ducts (this is obvious, but be very gentle and careful not to accidentally poke your bunny in the eye!).

Originally created for the Wii U version of the game, this flying, little green critter zooms across the screen to do things that Rayman and crew can't, like cutting ropes to make new platforms, tickling enemies to expose their weakpoints, poking large foes in the eye to make them retreat, and more.

What I really don't understand is why they they put their future integrity on the line by sticking fingers in their ears after poking out their eyes and continually ignore the evidence that some of their advisers have been economical with the truth.

One thing that has been bothering me but I haven't seen discussed is — why did the leaker / hacker hack into RC (I understand the potential that this was simply a poke in the eye), but only posted on other sites?

It wouldn't be a good thing if it ended up poking my tall hubby in the eye.