While I can read
church history and come to the conclusion that for a very long time the
church has been
about lots of things that had little or
nothing to do with Jesus, in my own time I can see it with my own eyes.
Instead, I'll make a cheap joke
about how it sure looks like Rick Warren was present at McKinley's inauguration as well as Obama's (compare this photo with this one) and note a less auspicious historical resonance that has
nothing to do with
church history but will be irresistible to you
history nuts.
Here is my evil plan — Create a fictional character, have him born into poverty in a part of the world full of strife with no recorded
history, cast some doubts on his conception (that will keep them guessing), leave a decade or so gap in his life story, re-introduce him in the middle of nowhere and tell everyone he has all these amazing powers, he confounds and confuses all his followers and tells them not to tell anyone
about what he does or where he is going and Oh yeah, they are all prostiitutes and tax cheats and lepers and the really lowlifes of society, deny them the chance to follow him, set him at odds with both the government and the
church powers of his time, cast doubts on his seexuality and intelligence, make it so he refuses anyone to come to his aid and kill him in the most horrible way imaginable, then hide his body, make it so
nothing he does can be historically proven.