Oriel Mostyn Gallery, Llandudno: Residency / Exhibition Dilomprizulike: The Junkyard Museum
of Awkward Things, 22 May - 16 October 2010 - # 8,000
It's kind
of an awkward thing to explain, because filo sheets come in many sizes.
Not exact matches
Of course, if
things are
awkward now, imagine how they'll get when Kleiner and the individual partners named in the lawsuit file their response.
How confortable do you feel with asking
awkward questions or asking for
things that are out
of the norm, «Could we have your room for 120 Euros so we don't have to stay down the road?»
She's what older folks call an
awkward adolescent — too tall, too plump, too shy — a little too much
of a lot
of little
things.
The lawsuit put Ovitz in an
awkward position as the backer
of the very
thing that many in his professional circle were trying to sue out
of existence.
I used to work with this guy who'd say
things like, «My wife's always telling me that people think I'm weird and socially
awkward because I use professor - like vocabulary words instead
of talking like a normal person.»
But the first
thing I noticed was their vulgarity and ugliness, and there followed hard upon my notice
of their vulgarity and ugliness a host
of awkward and distressing thoughts.
--- That does make
things a little sticky and
awkward for those
of the choir that belittle my positions that are in direct opposition to your positions.
Drag out a couple
of ferns and let Zach Galifianakis do his
thing: creating the most
awkward Q&A sessions imaginable.
When this is joined to the «fact» that the
thing inside the woman's body is nothing more than a mass
of cells (a «fact» established by opposing sensible — but morally
awkward — ultrasound requirements), abortion suddenly becomes a viable alternative.
When this type
of reasoning is applied to a sacred text, one is placed in the
awkward position
of either affirming the whole
thing or selectively denying it on very tenuous grounds, such as one's present world view.
Which makes all the more
awkward my confession that I am one
of those people who usually orders the same
thing in restaurants, though not, I hope, for bad reasons.
OK, probably about to make this a little more
awkward, but a couple
of you have mentioned that if used in moderation, and with a healthy attitude that masturbation can be a good
thing, but I'm having a hard time thinking
of examples.
Awkward group outings (do I really want to go on a river cruise with 20 people that I work with all day????) Any forced attempt to become BFF's in the office are the
things that my worst nightmares are made
of.
Him and Bill T both do step out to break
things up so they will look
awkward and out
of position sometimes — time will tell if it is generally a net gain.
It's also partly due to the section
of fans occupying seats at club level be they tourists, business associates etc they simply do not provide vocal support during the 90 minutes, I say this from first hand experience, feeling almost
awkward trying to get a chant going in this section as it does not seem this is the done
thing.
Although I've found it very cathartic to speak, vent and end occasionally rant about all
things Arsenal, we need to act carefully and intelligently right now or we're going to get played by this club even worse than at present... the pro-Wengerites and the suits, who represent a considerable proportion
of the season ticket holders, don't want to believe that there is no plan and that Wenger has mailed it in for several years now or that
things are going to get much worse before they get better... why would they... many have spent a considerable sum buying some
of the highest priced tickets in the World... they want to have a front row seat to see something special and to be seen doing so, which simply provides ample justification for the expense and the time invested... to many
of them, Wenger is the sun in their soccer universe... his
awkward disposition, misplaced arrogance and his utter lack
of balls makes him a rather unusual cult figure, but the cerebral narrative seemed to embolden those who already felt pretty highly
of themselves... many might not even
of really liked football that much before his arrival and rarely games they weren't attending... as such, they desperately believe that Wenger, and only Wenger, can supply them with their required fix... if he goes, they were wrong and that's a tough pill to swallow... they would have to admit that they were duped... they will definitely resent whoever made them feel this way, but
of course it will be too late by then... so when we go overboard with ridiculous comments bordering
of anarchy, it scares the shit out
of them and they shift their blame towards us rather than at those who really perpetrated this act
of treason... we aren't the enemy... we simply woke much earlier and the reason our comments have gotten more vile in recent years is out
of utter frustration... in order for any real change to occur at this club we need to bring as many supporters as possible with us or the big money interests will fade and our ultimate objective will be lost... so it's time to focus on the head instead
of the heart for now
Nothing like one underachiever blowing smoke up the ass
of another... we know that Ozil has some incredible technical gifts, but to be considered the best you have to bring more than just assists to the table... for me, a top player has to possess a more well - rounded game, which doesn't mean they need to be a beast on both ends
of the pitch, but they must have the ability to take their game to another level when it matters most... although he amassed some record - like stats early on, it set the bar too high, so when people expected him to duplicate those numbers each year the pressure seemed to get the best
of our soft - spoken star... obviously that's not an excuse for what has happened in the meantime, but it's important to make note
of a few
things: (1) his best year was a transition year for many
of the traditionally dominant teams in the EPL, so that clearly made the numbers appear better than they actually were and (2) Wenger's system, or lack thereof, didn't do him any favours; by playing him out
of position and by not acquiring world - class striker and / or right - side forward that would best fit an Ozil - centered offensive scheme certainly hurt his chances to repeat his earlier peformances, (3) the loss
of Cazorla, who took a lot
of pressure off Ozil in the midfield and was highly efficient when it came to getting him the ball in space, negatively impacted his effectiveness and (4) he likewise missed a good chunk
of games and frankly never looked himself when he eventually returned to the field... overall the Ozil experiment has had mixed reviews and rightfully so, but I do have some empathy for the man because he has always carried himself the same way, whether for Real or the German National team, yet he has only suffered any lengthy down periods with Arsenal... to me that goes directly to this club's inability to surround him with the necessary players to succeed, especially for someone who is a pass first type
of player; as such, this simply highlights our club's ineffective and antiquated transfer policies... frankly I'm disappointed in both Ozil and our management team for not stepping up when it counted because they had a chance to do something special, but they didn't have it in them... there is no one that better exemplifies our recent history than Ozil, brief moments
of greatness undercut by long periods
of disappointing play, only made worse by his mopey posturing like a younger slightly less
awkward Wenger... what a terribly waste
The fit is decidedly
awkward, with both players being comfortable as target men in the box and neither excelling at dropping deep, receiving the ball at their feet, or doing the kinds
of creative
things that help generate chances.
That is totally, 100 % something I would do, make
things even more
awkward by trying to get out
of the situation quicker.
The beach was nice, white sand and warm water, but a couple
of things made it not quite perfect: the water is not crystal clear, it is a bit murky and as soon as you walk into the water there is a sudden drop
of around 30 cm that makes it dangerous for little children; in this area there are stones so getting in and out the water is a bit
awkward.
All that makes a big part
of the process uncomfortable because there is nothing more
awkward than going in the car while you are suffering contractions, to get to the room in the birthing center, unpack everything and after having given birth, pick up your
things to return home.
and one
of the most
awkward and embarrassing
things that has EVER happened -LSB-...]
Greets you once a quarter — by name — at the entrance
of the school with a flyer,
awkward and uncomfortable eye contact, a peace offering
of a donut hole, and a convincing spiel about how critical this fundraiser is to the big upcoming [
thing you definitely forgot about].
The third and most important aspect
of me is that I am a father, and as a father all that matters to me is my children's wellbeing, so when my wife breastfeeds in public sure people will stare, and in all honesty I still get a little
awkward and more aware
of people around us, but that awkwardness quickly evaporates when I realize what a beautiful
thing it actually is that my wife is doing.
This is the
awkward middle episode
of the trilogy, the dip before
things get exciting again.
Getting to know your new classmates is always an
awkward experience, but a handful
of new House members will have at least one
thing in common: losing a race for governor.
So yes, right now the agricultural lobby is exerting a very strong influence on a lot
of things affecting biofuel policy, and actually other parts
of policies that are related to climate changes, so it's
awkward that way.
They are
awkward, they moan instead
of talking, they repeatedly do stupid
things.
Rather than suppressing
awkward, uncomfortable or painful emotions with food, a much healthier
thing to do is to find ways
of expressing these feelings creatively.
Though many
of us think a few stiff Christmas cocktails are all we need to get through an
awkward gathering, the reality is that booze often makes
things worse.
The only
thing making it
awkward was my aggressive mouth breathing, a lingering side effect
of this spring's seasonal allergies.
But, besides from «pushing» 2
of my blackheads out it has just made me get so much more blackheads to the point where I have about 8 deeply embedded blackheads (not just the black dots, the bumpy black ones) and I have persevered but I am tired
of it as it makes me feel completely
awkward in face to face conversations as I know people can see them and have said
things like «looks like you have a mountain on your nose» and me just feeling like utter garbage.
They usually involve tensing your muscles and holding weights in
awkward positions for minutes on end, so the last
thing you want is chronic cramp or total exhaustion due to lack
of water or salt!
Still, it's a curious side effect people who think too much about everything seem to encounter, and it can be quite enraging at times, especially when you try to fall asleep and your brain thinks about showing you that
awkward conversation / event / moment from five years ago (yes, those
things can happen and I bet a few
of you know that).
I love the versatility
of wearing it multiple ways and it's extremely roomy to carry all
of my
things without seeming too large or
awkward.
but the process
of growing it out was long and at times the length made it
awkward looking, but I got through it:) that's the great
thing about hair, it grows back!
I had never used either
of these
things before, so, I was absolutely terrified they would fall off and cause a rather
awkward wardrobe malfunction.
But even though the thought
of going nude (simply to beat the heat) was tempting, I thought it might be
awkward at Costco and the park, so I donned the next best
thing: a sheer tank and a comfy pair
of denim shorts.
It's not the worst
thing you can buy — all it requires is a lot
of sitting and bouncing in your seat, in addition to the all important lie - down, to ensure that you can watch telly and take a comfortable nap without getting cramps from being curled up in
awkward positions.
Oh, and I only said like 17
awkward things in front
of the group.
(Not that I'm thinking
of, you know, copying you exactly????... tho just fyi I'm up here in NYC, far enough away from philly to not, you know, bump into you and make
things awkward twinsie-wise...) I just got them, in red, to replace ancient white ones, and I'm just feeling that you're right — time to get a new summer, maybe canvas bag, and these new red (I don't own anything red accessories wise) sandals are just the right excuse!
Fill the
awkward, empty space above an end table with colorful graphics
of all your favorite fall
things.
It's also the month
of my birthday which is hella
awkward — and lead to many terrible ice skating birthday parties -LCB- aka, no one wants to come to that... -RCB- Those glitter heels are the only
thing saving this month!
The answer, unfortunately isn't to throw yourself into a Hollywood «meet - cute» in order to find a mate (believe me, if being clumsy and
awkward always won you the guy, I'd be married 100 times over), the answer falls more in the realm
of making a plan for how you're going to handle the work parties, parental nagging, facebook engagement announcements, and all
of the other
things that come along with celebrating this season without a plus 1.
If you'd rather not steer the conversation towards
awkward moments past, look to the future and ask your date what's on their list
of things to do before they die.
There were a few
awkward moments, because the table we were on was so big, that it was really hard to hear from one end to the other, and on a couple
of occasions, we said
things, only for the guys to say something a few minutes later which made it clear they hadn't heard us.
If you're going to be travelling a long distance to meet up with someone then make sure you book somewhere to sleep
of your own, to head back to in case
things get
awkward with the person you're meeting.
With the drink date, if
things go south, you can quickly finish your drink and vacate, instead
of being stuck in a long,
awkward dinner.