Never before have the demands
of my inner man - child been so stirred, though, than while experiencing Deadpool 2, a movie that feels scribbled in pencil crayon, drenched in
Jolt cola and coated with the dust
of a thousand discarded bags
of Flamin» Hot Cheetos.
Among the hilariously eccentric pieces
of Baltimore white trash featured: a sweets - obsessed young girl named Little Chrissy (Lauren Hulsey), who guzzles
Jolt cola and eats sugar straight from the sack; her mother Joyce (Mary Kay Place), a thrift - shop owner who enjoys offering her fashion «expertise» to the homeless; Chrissy's older sister Tina (Martha Plimpton), who works at a gay male strip bar known for «teabagging» (don't ask); and Chrissy's grandmother Memama (Jean Schertler), whose sacred statue
of the Virgin Mary not - so - miraculously «speaks» (she makes the voice herself).