It's a TV zom - com (zombie comedy) brought to you by the makers
of Sharknado.
Expect glimpses
of Sharknado (if you haven't seen it yet, you simply must!)
Jack Griffo joins the cast
of Sharknado 3 (The Wrap).
Suddenly, that guilty pleasure that draws them into watching the likes
of the Sharknado movies is cast aside and they get to dive into a silly movie, heads held high.
Don't worry; the ending
of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
does not continue to genuinely raise the enjoyability
of the Sharknado franchise, it does however continue to artificially raise the stakes.
It's a sharknado destruction tour Roland Emmerich would be proud of as each place is affected by more and more ludicrous versions
of sharknados.
Not exact matches
If you're unfamiliar, a
Sharknado is a bizarre weather phenomenon that combines the deadly force
of a tornado with a massive amount
of killer sharks.
«
Sharknado had 13 times more tweets - per - viewer than one
of the most tweeted - about shows on TV,» the story said, but it got less than a fifth
of the viewers.
If you still don't know,
Sharknado is a low - budget movie produced by U.S. network SyFy about an out -
of - control tornado that sucks up sharks from the ocean, then rains them down on Los Angeles.
Sharknado is one example
of a «mockbuster,» a new genre
of film defined by the internet generation's insatiable demand for quirky, cheap content.
What's more amazing is that
Sharknado was seen by more than 1 million people, and 300,000 tweeted enthusiastically about it the night
of its premiere on the Syfy network.
Unfortunately, most
of these movies (excluding the
Sharknado series) have not taken advantage
of this.
Just because your franchise dies does not mean make another one its non original has lack
of entertainment i refuse to watch this
sharknado i am over the lack
of originality 0/10
Critics seemed to have cooled on bizarrely praising the movies completely out
of left field at this point as well, as
Sharknado 3 hits the series» first negative rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Propelled by theme music that mimics a frantic Ramones song,
Sharknado 3 succeeds on the strength
of its speed.
Sharknado is getting so utterly ridiculous that it's fast becoming an actual film worthy
of merit and not just for the poor special effects and cheesy dialogues.
If you've seen both
Sharknados, then this will be more
of the same for you.
Well, it's summer time ago and we have the premiere
of «
Sharknado 2: The Second One» on Wednesday, July 30 at 9:00 pm on Syfy.
«
Sharknado 5» follows in the wake
of «
Sharknado,» «
Sharknado 2: The Second One,» «
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!»
Instead
of the attempts at instant cult films (lookin at you,
Sharknado), there are genuine movies that have developed a strong following around them despite not being massive hits upon their release.
By trying too hard to be dumber than its predecessors, this
Sharknado smells strongly
of desperation and dead fish.
Also in attendance at the party were Westworld «s James Marsden, Thor: Ragnarok «s Karl Urban, Star Trek: Discovery «s Sonequa Martin - Green, The Gifted «Jamie Chung and Stephen Moyer, The Orville «s Seth MacFarlane and Halston Sage, actor Zachary Levi, Once Upon a Time «s Lana Parrilla, Colin O'Donoghue, and Dania Ramirez, Black Panther «s Chadwick Boseman,
Sharknado «s Cassie Scerbo and Tara Reid, Supergirl «s Odette Annable, The Magicians «Olivia Taylor Dudley, Game
of Thrones «Iwan Rheon and John Bradley - West, Power Rangers «Dacre Montgomery, American Gods «Ricky Whittle and Orlando Jones, Stranger Things «David Harbour, Spider - Man: Homecoming «s Tony Revolori, Doctor Who «s Peter Capaldi, Gotham «s Cory Michael Smith, Robin Lord Taylor, and Camren Bicondova, Midnight Texas «Arielle Kebbel, Jason Lewis, Sarah Ramos, and Francois Arnaud, The Last Ship «s Bridget Regan, comedian Ana Gasteyer, Planet
of the Apes «Andy Serkis, Lucifer «s Tricia Helfer and Aimee Garcia, SNL «s Aidy Bryant, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency «s Hannah Marks, former Hawaii Five - 0 star Grace Park, Prison Break: Resurrection «s Sarah Wayne Callies, as well as David Arquette, and Lydia Hearst and Chris Hardwick.
10,000 B.C. 30 Days
of Night Age Of Shadows AlphaGo America's Sweethearts Apollo 13 Batman Batman & Robin Batman Begins Batman Forever Batman Returns Breakfast at Tiffany's Bring It On Bring It On Again Bring It On: All or Nothing Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Bring It On: In It to Win It Caddyshack Chef & My Fridge: 2017 Defiance Definitely, Maybe Eastsiders, Season 3 Furry Vengeance Glacé, Season 1 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Justin Bieber: Never Say Never King Kong Lethal Weapon Lethal Weapon 2 Lethal Weapon 3 Lethal Weapon 4 License to Wed Like Water for Chocolate Lovesick, Season 3 Maddman: The Steve Madden Story Marie Antoinette Martin Luther: The Idea that Changed the World Midnight in Paris Monsters vs. Aliens National Treasure Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Stardust Strictly Ballroom The Dukes of Hazzard The Exorcism of Emily Rose The First Time The Godfather The Godfather: Part II The Godfather: Part III The Shawshank Redemption The Truman Show The Vault Training Day Treasures From The Wreck Of The Unbelievable Troy Wedding Crashers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Facto
of Night Age
Of Shadows AlphaGo America's Sweethearts Apollo 13 Batman Batman & Robin Batman Begins Batman Forever Batman Returns Breakfast at Tiffany's Bring It On Bring It On Again Bring It On: All or Nothing Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Bring It On: In It to Win It Caddyshack Chef & My Fridge: 2017 Defiance Definitely, Maybe Eastsiders, Season 3 Furry Vengeance Glacé, Season 1 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Justin Bieber: Never Say Never King Kong Lethal Weapon Lethal Weapon 2 Lethal Weapon 3 Lethal Weapon 4 License to Wed Like Water for Chocolate Lovesick, Season 3 Maddman: The Steve Madden Story Marie Antoinette Martin Luther: The Idea that Changed the World Midnight in Paris Monsters vs. Aliens National Treasure Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Stardust Strictly Ballroom The Dukes of Hazzard The Exorcism of Emily Rose The First Time The Godfather The Godfather: Part II The Godfather: Part III The Shawshank Redemption The Truman Show The Vault Training Day Treasures From The Wreck Of The Unbelievable Troy Wedding Crashers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Facto
Of Shadows AlphaGo America's Sweethearts Apollo 13 Batman Batman & Robin Batman Begins Batman Forever Batman Returns Breakfast at Tiffany's Bring It On Bring It On Again Bring It On: All or Nothing Bring It On: Fight to the Finish Bring It On: In It to Win It Caddyshack Chef & My Fridge: 2017 Defiance Definitely, Maybe Eastsiders, Season 3 Furry Vengeance Glacé, Season 1 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Justin Bieber: Never Say Never King Kong Lethal Weapon Lethal Weapon 2 Lethal Weapon 3 Lethal Weapon 4 License to Wed Like Water for Chocolate Lovesick, Season 3 Maddman: The Steve Madden Story Marie Antoinette Martin Luther: The Idea that Changed the World Midnight in Paris Monsters vs. Aliens National Treasure
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming Stardust Strictly Ballroom The Dukes
of Hazzard The Exorcism of Emily Rose The First Time The Godfather The Godfather: Part II The Godfather: Part III The Shawshank Redemption The Truman Show The Vault Training Day Treasures From The Wreck Of The Unbelievable Troy Wedding Crashers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Facto
of Hazzard The Exorcism
of Emily Rose The First Time The Godfather The Godfather: Part II The Godfather: Part III The Shawshank Redemption The Truman Show The Vault Training Day Treasures From The Wreck Of The Unbelievable Troy Wedding Crashers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Facto
of Emily Rose The First Time The Godfather The Godfather: Part II The Godfather: Part III The Shawshank Redemption The Truman Show The Vault Training Day Treasures From The Wreck
Of The Unbelievable Troy Wedding Crashers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Facto
Of The Unbelievable Troy Wedding Crashers Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Final Verdict:
Sharknado 2 is the movie equivalent
of a continuous face - palm, but at least most
of the idiotic elements are a purposeful move by the writers rather than ignorance.
You would rather
Sharknado adopt some form
of patience and develop some
of the existing characters a little more.
In
Sharknado 3, most
of the Eastern Seaboard - from D.C. to Orlando - is in danger from a massive
Sharknado wall that can only be stopped by a «tower
of flame 60 miles high burning at temperatures hotter than the sun.»
Within minutes, sharks start falling, the likes
of Lou Ferrigno, Rick Fox, and more get devoured, Ann Coulter and Mark McGrath surf on presidential paintings, and Fin finds himself in a hurry to get to Florida so he can save daughter Claudia (now played by Ryan Newman) and Tara Reid's now - pregnant April from a «Merica - long
Sharknado storm front.
SyFy and The Asylum have flooded the marketplace with terrible «
Sharknado» films and other jokey, awful CGI - infused tales
of mutant sharks on the rampage, so it's high time to return to the simple horror that can be found when a person is forced to go up against a great white in the open water.
There are more than two dozen other familiar faces (well, depending on one's knowledge
of NASCAR, wrestling, porn, etc) sprinkled into the mix in order to make this flick as live - tweet - y as possible, their own amateurish performances adding to
Sharknado's legacy
of trashiness.
My favourite thing about Syfy's
Sharknado is not the point when a man yanks a chainsaw into action and jumps into the mouth
of a great white shark while on land.
Sharknado 3 felt a bit like a reunion movie for fans
of the first film as we find out what happened to Nova (Cassie Scerbo) who comes back as a bad ass — who at one point took out a bunch
of sharks with a mascara shotgun (no, really, again.
Sharknado, My Little Pony, Fox & Friends, Basic Instinct, Say Anything, DC vs. Marvel, the list
of targets is extensive.
There, they talk about super spies in day care, Rex Reed being an idiot and ideas for the title
of the epic
Sharknado sequel.
Set in a not too distant future, The Jurassic Games (the latest film to aim for the
Sharknado crown
of best «crap - tastic» flick) paints...
The results are hilarious — Nick Kroll imitating Cher in «Burlesque,» Scott Aukerman on all the «
Sharknados,» Mantzoukas on just about anything — making it one
of the most popular podcasts out there.
That subject, which has often been riffed on since - most recently in the 2016 Blake Lively thriller «The Shallows» and in the series
of «
Sharknado» cable comedies - resurfaces with a thriller about an expert deep - sea rescue diver (Statham) who must save the crew
of a submersible vessel that has been attacked by a 75 - foot - long prehistoric shark known as megalodon.
Anyways, it's AFM, home
of bad movies, so here's some sales art for
Sharknado 2: The Second One, which is sure to disappoint those expecting it to be equally good - bad.
Trying to apply any form
of sensible logic to this film is a complete waste
of time because Rampage is essentially what would happen if one
of those cheap, beyond awful
Sharknado films got a large budget.
In the original
Sharknado regulars
of a beachside bar, including owner Fin (Ian Ziering /» Beverly Hills 90210 ″), bartender Nova (Cassie Scerbo /» Make It or Break It»), and local drunk George (John Heard / Home Alone), teamed up with Fin's ex-wife, April (Tara Reid /» Scrubs»), to investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through the streets
of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.
The first came in the form
of an auction, in which Episode IX director J.J. Abrams — returning to the franchise after reviving it with Star Wars: The Force Awakens — sold details
of the plot to the highest bidder, only to be drowned out by spoilers for Hot Tub Time Machine 3 and
Sharknado 5.
If it plays as a smarter version
of «
Sharknado,» it could be a lot
of fun.
And the moment «
Sharknado» stops making fun
of itself is the moment it stops being fun to watch.
Just a few
of the other things that are derided this time: «Yentl,» «Frozen,» «Stranger Things,» Wolverine, Jared Kushner, cultural appropriation, Brad Pitt, «Basic Instinct,» «RoboCop,» fanny packs, «Say Anything,» dubstep, «
Sharknado» and Reynolds himself, who mocks his disastrous earlier decision to play Green Lantern.
To go with the sheer randomness
of its premise,
Sharknado 2: The Second One has compiled a truly eclectic lineup
of celebrity cameos.
Syfy has announced its Summer 2015 schedule and its a fairly even mix and new and returning shows plus The Son
of the Return
of the Monster Magnet yet another
Sharknado epic.
Contrary to TMZ's report that Reid would not be asked back for
Sharknado 2, The Asylum's David Latt says he definitely wants Reid — and the rest
of the cast — back together for the next round.
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Though the film's vague title shows as much imagination as those
of other horror films like The Happening and It, we can at least be grateful that the film creators didn't go with the «say - what - you - see» school
of film titles that gave us Snakes on a Plane and
Sharknado, because this film could have so easily just been called Internet - Ghost.