Sentences with phrase «of spaghetti monster»
The existence of Spaghetti Monster is as silly as the existence of God / Santa / Easter Bunny / fairies / Zeus / Thor /... they are all nice stories and they are all imaginary.
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/ Not exact matches
You can make fun of their belief in the «Flying Spaghetti Monster.»
«Flying spaghetti monsters can be subst!tuted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking» Wow..
Flying spaghetti monsters can be subst!tuted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking!
The prophet Bobby Henderson has yet to sell the movie rights to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And I hope that everyone reading this will allow the Flying Spaghetti Monster into their hearts, to speak the truth of Pastafarianism to the world!
Flying spaghetti monsters can be substituted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking!
There are more contradictions in your bible including the gospels, than Bobby Henderson, could fit into the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the modern day equivalent to the jesus» myth.
There is no more support for the resurrection of christ than there is for Russel's teapot, or The Flying Spaghetti Monster (another Wiki page worth looking at).
One of these nights the Flying Spaghetti Monster is gonna wrap his noodley appendages around your neck while you are sleeping and squeeze really hard because you are just too stupid to acknowledge his wondrous presence.
Given enough time, it is possible that the majority of US citizens will be Scientologists or followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by His noodly appendage).
And then on the 8th day, the day of the all - you - can - eat special at East Side Marios, he said «let there be spaghetti», and the spaghetti monster ™ was born.
I want to add that if any of you want to baptize me into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster after I have died, go right ahead.
Why not mix in the racial background of Superman, GI Joe, Little Red Riding Hood, Humpty dumpty, the fantastic 4, spiderman, the spaghetti monster and Adam & Eve while you're at it?
Child, I think that you should convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I fear for your soul if you don't.
I have not seen one shred of evidence proving that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.
Unless you also question the existence of: alien abductors, ghosts, leprechauns, mermaids, purple spotted unicorns, and the flying spaghetti monster.
Ignorance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ever - loving and noodly nature is no excuse.
Turning it over to God / Higher Power or the Flying Spaghetti Monster won't get rid of it... I would like more science & psychology & less Faith / Religion in my 12 - steps.
I hope that you will one day see the light and realize there is only one REAL deity and he is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as I have just proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.
After news broke of the Satanists» proposal, the state was flooded with requests from religious groups seeking to erect monuments to their own faith, including Hindus and Pastafarians, a satirical religion that «worships» the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
poor kid has been brain washed all his life - been told he'll burn in hell for all eternity if he doesn't believe in jesus, sing songs of praise and kiss his feet - hopefully he'll someday realize that the flying spaghetti monster is the only true god and the rest is just ancient bs
More of a Flying Spaghetti Monster worshiper myself.
To challenge the existence of God (or Thor, or Odin, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster), one merely asks «Have you any evidence?».
and that intelligent being must be exactly like the god that's being described in the bible (and not, for example, be a flying spaghetti monster or a hyperintelligent shadow of blue color)
This same percentage of the population has rejected the notion of witches, sky fairies, santa clause and the flying spaghetti monster, all of which are childish mythologies.
Nope, he seems to be called on mostly as an example of why none of us exist, just like Pink Unicorns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pirates are the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster makes it quite clear that He placed fossils and the firmament in place just for the fun of it, to make people wonder about his powers.
Well, it might be necessary for you to establish a sub-denomination, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Squash Monster.
Start worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster or else you risk spending eternity in a hot pot of spaghetSpaghetti Monster or else you risk spending eternity in a hot pot of spaghettispaghetti sauce.
If I had the mind of God (If my son were hearing me now, he would remind me that there is no God or maybe there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, after all.)
As a devout Pastafarian I demand that mass tangle of wires and cables seen at ground zero that I think resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster be posted in the museum also...
May I recommend The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most recent depiction of a most peaceful benevolent God.
Start with a modern myth, written recently by the prophet for profit, Bobby Henderson, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a tasty literary treat.
I guess that means either the cross will be removed, or they'll add a star and crescent for the Muslim paramedic who died saving other victims (along with other innocent Muslims), a Star of David for the Jewish - Americans, Om for the Hindus, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the Pastafarians.
How would you feel if Pastafarians presumed to baptize dead Mormons into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
I also have the ability to take EMOTION out of this argument and look it purely based on the facts, so all you flying spaghetti monster types need to check yourself.
Ideally, no church other than the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster would have any role anywhere.
Then I guess you will not mind the inclusion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an alternate theory, The tome has many PH. D.s that have recommended its inclusion in the debate if ID is accepted, such as J. Simon PH.D., Prof Doud Shaw Ph. D., Afshin Beheshti, PH. D., and many more.
Flying Spaghetti Monster does not approve of what you say!
I sometimes doubt my faith in The Flying Spaghetti Monster, but He will touch me with His (or Her) noodly appendage, and I will Praise FSM for giving me the gift of Pastafarianism.
atheist hunter / thefinisher1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster has shown himself to be present throughout the world, not just to some insignificant goat herders in a minor part of the world, go ahead and whip up a plate of pasta and meat balls and quaff numerous pints of beer and you to can be saved.
About that dogma you've been reposting, if a belief of mine would be that humans are poop left behind by the flying spaghetti monster as it was flying through, who are you to say that such belief is wrong, and who are you to stigmatize me for such belief and for the expression thereof?
In praise of the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster I have erected a monument to the fallen consisting of 12 meat balls on a plate of pure virgin noodles.
If so, we're devotees of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.)
There is more proof that the empty colander in my kitchen is testament to the Risen Spaghetti Monster then the tomb is of your immoral, impotent godling.
The general idea is that there is as much proof for a deity they call the «Flying Spaghetti Monster» as there is for a loving, Triune God (or any other deity), so they «worship» an imaginary, spaghetti - like thing and conclude their prayers with «Ramen» instead of «Amen,» which is admittedlSpaghetti Monster» as there is for a loving, Triune God (or any other deity), so they «worship» an imaginary, spaghetti - like thing and conclude their prayers with «Ramen» instead of «Amen,» which is admittedlspaghetti - like thing and conclude their prayers with «Ramen» instead of «Amen,» which is admittedly clever.
-- the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
A one - pound box of Flying Spaghetti Monster noodles to anyone who can identify the author of the following, cause I forgot: