A Jeep built it Italy... it sounds like the beginnings
of a bad joke about the Second World War.
Not exact matches
When one
of the hosts made a
joke about Notre Dame, Finebaum then turned it back to the Wolverines and unleashed on Michigan and its fans for having a sense
of entitlement that he believes became
worse when the school hired Jim Harbaugh.
Every part
of this article sounds like a
bad joke about Southern people... but it's all true??
Today we saw our attacking force without alexis... and it is a shame... for all
of those talking nonsense
about alexis being to selfish qnd that affecting our «fluency»... lacazzete is a cf so he needs people behind him... if we do nt buy q world class player to replace alexis we are done, we would not fight for the tittle... today was a friendly, but the difference was huge... do nt lie urself
about we play with 2nd teqm players... we start with oyr first team in the middle and front line, and we did nothing... hope that 280k a week to ozil is a
bad joke
No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only
joking of course, I think so many
of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity
of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care
about the Arsenal and have our own ideas
of what's going on and the saddest thing
of all is it's only going to get
worse.
It's probably way too many days later for anyone to actually read this, but I just want to say that
joking about addiction is certainly no
worse than
joking about any number
of other things, like religion or death, which people do all the time.
«Women are especially guilty
of making
jokes about how fat or how
bad we look, but when we do that, we empower other women (or men) to do the same,» says Budig, founder
of AIM TRUE.
But even if you are a connoisseur
of jokes about vomit, big chunks
of stuff excavated from mossy teeth by dental floss, and really
bad comb - overs (are you doubled over with soda - out - your - nose laughter yet?)
Good: Starscream is a lot cooler in this movie, Best computer - graphics for any movie to date, Original Optimus voice, Bumblebee vs. Barricade scene was awesome, Decent story, but the Unicron story is a million times better
Bad: No Hot Rod or Soundwave, Shia LeBeouf, Ending, Futile attempts to connect to classic scenes, lines and concepts, No Stan Bush soundtrack, Some immature humor ruined a lot
of the movie for me, Poor dialogue I really expected a lot from this movie and am very critical
about my feelings towards it - Overall Michael Bay made a good movie, but he made it appeal to the masses (immature
jokes and a lot
of action) and it gave up a lot
of other crucial aspects to the story and quality
of the Transformers franchise.
A one -
joke film
of nudge - nudge, wink - wink sexual adolescence and fat
jokes, it lacks the inimitable mix
of bad taste, romantic charm and spirited performance that defined «There's Something
About Mary.»
And indeed this might be the best kids» movie since Pixar's masterpiece (with a spot
of bad language and several
jokes about perverts thrown in).
Lennon and Garant's Vatican priests mostly do boring improvisational bits in
bad accents, with scenes
of them going to strip clubs that show how
jokes about priests doing unholy things haven't been funny or relevant in decades.
Award: The Assassin Least Sexy Movie: 50 Shades
of Grey (Runner - up: A LEGO Brickumentary) Best Tolkien Reference: The Martian Best Gag Involving a Hammer: Avengers: Age
of Ultron Best
Joke About Naming Your Fists «Cagney and Lacey»: Spy Best Celebrity Cameo: LeBron James, Trainwreck Best Imaginary Friend: Bing Bong, Inside Out Most Awkward Interplay Between Real and Fictional Theme Parks: Tomorrowland (Runner - up: Jurassic World) Best Contact Lenses: Johnny Depp, Black Mass Best Eyeglasses: Sean Harris, Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation Best Glass Eye: Christian Bale, The Big Short Best Robot: Ava (Ex Machina)
Worst Robot: Chappie (Chappie) The Cameron Crowe Award for a Soundtrack in Search
of a Movie: Aloha Best Aerial Stunt: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (Runner - up: Spectre)
Worst Oven - Cleaning Method: The Visit
Worst Misuse
of a Juice Bottle: Sleeping with Other People Best Movie
About Journalism: Spotlight
Worst Movie
About Journalism: Truth The Sudden Ubiquity Award: Domhnall Gleeson (Ex Machina, Brooklyn, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Revenant); Tom Hardy (Mad Max: Fury Road; Legend; The Revenant); Oscar Isaac (Ex Machina, Mojave, Star Wars: The Force Awakens) Best Dog - boy: Jack Bright, The Good Dinosaur
Worst Dog - man: Channing Tatum, Jupiter Ascending
Worst Implicit Historical Comparison: Moving the events
of The Secret in Their Eyes from Argentina's Dirty War to post-9 / 11 America Best Backward - Looking Reboot: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Worst Backward - Looking Reboot: Terminator Genisys Best Home Movies: Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Nicest Russian Spy: Mark Rylance, Bridge
of Spies Trends
of the Year: Women ruling comedy (Trainwreck, Spy); an overdue pushback against CGI (Mad Max: Fury Road, Star Wars: The Force Awakens); sneakily feminist themes in summer sequels (Magic Mike XXL, Mad Max: Fury Road); spy spoofs (Spy, Kingsman: The Secret Service, The Man from U.N.C.L.E, the final third
of Spectre)
First, Buddy (Brandon J. Sornberger) moans
about the pleasure
of headlining on a Tuesday night to losers, then he detonates the very old and very
bad joke about how they define a virgin girl out in the rural states.
If Dylan and Jamie aren't enough for you, then how
about Mr. Harper (Richard Jenkins), Dylan's father who's a little crazy but emotionally drawing in every scene, Lorna (Patricia Clarkson), Jamie's mother who's a bit
of a free spirit and while being a
bad thing for her daughter is a pretty nice comedic addition, and Tommy (Woody Harrelson), the sports editor for GQ who happens to be very gay and loves to be that guy with all the right
jokes about gays that aren't offensive but downright hilarious regardless.
One moment they could be talking
about how simple the internet is and the next one is making fun
of the fact that the other's hair did something funny and what makes it work is that we get the
joke and are laughing with these two rather than at them, or even
worse just watching them laugh.
Language: One
of the ongoing
jokes is
about «
bad» language.
But if you're sympathetic to Apatow (as I am), you may find yourself taking the good with the
bad, because he and his acolytes (like Stoller and the more accomplished Adam McKay, Paul Feig and Greg Mottola) come from a place
of such admirable intent, striving to restore a personal touch to the ever - more impersonal business
of making mainstream Hollywood movies, to leaven the dick
jokes with a genuine curiosity
about the mysteries
of attraction and the hard work
of relationships, and to populate the screen with faces and bodies that don't fit the conventional movie - star mold.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is essentially a series
of dumb
jokes about how dumb Swanson, er, Buffy is, alternated with
badly - choreographed action sequences intended, I suppose, as camp.
Well, Lenny's wife Roxanne (Salma Hayek), who even Lenny admits in the movie's single and genuinely clever
joke is too beautiful for him, is over-emotional (the movie's opinion
of her) because she wants to have another kid, so it does aim one sexist stereotype at one
of its few major female characters (Speaking
of sexism, can we talk
about the MPAA ratings board's glaring double standard in pointing out that a movie's nudity is
of the «male rear» variety, directly implying that there's something different —
worse, more offensive —
about the same
of the female kind?).
There are far too many laughs in «Sorority Rising» to enumerate everything that works
about this sequel, and it's telling that the few botched gags stick out like sore thumbs — one overextended
joke involving a marital miscommunication and some
bad green screen inadvertently serves as a reminder that the rest
of the movie is too funny to take for granted.
This is a Snow White as you've never seen it - twists and surprises all along the way, perhaps some
of the
worst jokes you'll hear this year - and what
about The Mirror... checking out Facebook!?! Other Christmas scripts written by Sue Russell available off TES and www.plays-r-ussell.com Sample Text: Snow White: Scene 3 Back at the Palace (Mirror awaiting arrival
of Wicked Queen, scanning pages
of Facebook on laptop computer) Mirror: (Excitedly) Wahoo!
Pet owners often
joke about their dog's or cat's
bad breath, but that's often a key indicator
of periodontal disease.
Clean Those Teeth Every Year: If prevention is worth a pound
of cure, then certainly you shouldn't wait for or
joke about that
bad breath.
In fact, I think, in a weird way, it's the
bad voice overs that I remember with the most fondness, because
jokes about «a Jill sandwich» and «Masters
of Unlocking» never seem to get old.
Playing Shaq Fu is like having to listen to a
bad joke where your friend forgot the punch line and all you can think
about is anything else you would rather be doing than listening to him try to pull together whatever wisps
of life may be left in his failed attempt at humor.
You won't find much to think
about in this narrative other than if Green Arrow's dad
jokes could be any
worse, but that's part
of its charm — this experience focuses on the powers
of the heroes more than what's going on inside
of their heads.
What could have been an opportunity to discuss an often - ignored aspect
of women's fitness and to be a leader in educating both athletes and the public
about what can be done for this common problem was squandered as a
bad joke, made in very poor taste.
Human society has yet to evolve to the point where it can witness a person holding up a massive slate
of technology to his ear without attempting to make a
bad joke about it.
Washington, DC
About Blog Ken Rudin's Political Junkie brings a fresh take to political conversation — featuring energetic discussions, rich historical context, and plenty
of bad jokes.
While accepting her actress
of the year award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival, Sandra Bullock
joked about her
bad move on the internet: «So, I Googled myself and read the comments section, thinking I could get some tidbits
of what people really think
of me.