Sentences with phrase «of a dick»

He's redefining what it means to be a dude through a fresh perspective on sex / sexuality with some seriously funny and new kinds of dick jokes.

However, if that's the case then it would be a bit of a dick move on their behalf to let everyone buy the game next week and then announce that they've already got a next - gen version lined up.

And besides, why would any legit business partner with a website that made 13,920 different kinds of dick jokes?

Red, and all about Kylo Ren being the biggest bag of dicks in this or any other galaxy.

Considering the console was legally purchased this seems to be a bit of a dick move on Microsoft's behalf as Moonlightswami was doing nothing wrong.

«Well, he doesn't have to be as much of a dick about it, does he?

You know it's going to be worth the wait, but that doesn't make it any less of a dick move.

On the road to true love, as it turns out, there are a lot of dick jokes and a lot of gay jokes — those are actually pretty funny in context — and a line - up of stereotypes, including a cast of bit - part women who seem scary (because they know what they want) or hapless (because they're bubble - headed) or some combination.

Because who doesn't like a bunch of dick jokes mixed in with their mindless killing.

I've written about this before as have others but based on the large number of dick pics circulating on dating sites worldwide, it would seem that I can't repeat this enough.

That guy is not the one who's sending pictures of his dick to a hundred different girls in the hopes that one will go out with him.

And in a film full of dick jokes and drug humour, it takes quite the stretch to make any of the more serious moments with any real pathos or poignancy.

There's no doubt that this movie is going to be stupid, but with a decent cast (Val Kilmer, Ryan Phillipe, Kristen Wiig), lots of explosions, and a plethora of dick jokes, it might be fun too.

A movie composed almost entirely of dick jokes, ass jokes and bromantic homoeroticism was the cause of an international incident?

Get your consort a viberator and while your at it get yourself a v.a.c.u.u.m hose to suck your spem out of your dick since all you want is pleasure!

Another potent pill that keeps you hard, male extra is made with niacin, zinc and L - arginine acid, ingredients that are essential in increasing the size of your blood vessels and in this way increasing the length and hardness of your dick since more blood is pumped into your phallus.

As part of DICK's Sporting Goods «Cyber Monday», Ryan Tannehill and the Dude Perfect gang shot a trick shot video inside...

Oh yeah, player x and y are a pair of dicks too.

But speaking of dicks and parents who make me laugh, can we just pause and reflect for a moment on the sincerity of this dad's Facebook status?

just because i got a pic of my dick on here does nt mean imma fuck anyone that comes at me.

Whether you are taking part in rhythm action karaoke, having a round of darts, or playing a classic Sega game in one of its arcades, there's always plenty of dicking about to be doing.

In any case, we're pretty sure the script for Red Dead Redemption 2 will be much poorer on the front of dick jokes than that of Grand Theft Auto 5.

However, even though the king of dick swinging isn't a likable guy and doesn't deserve a happy ending, Efron is good at delivering him.

Given Kimmel and Theroux's friendship, it was only a matter of time before the former drew attention to the latter's most humorous theme from the series: the ongoing string of dick jokes in «The Leftovers.»

I wasn't that familiar with the expression «climb a wall of dicks» when I was 10 years old, but if I had been then I would have directed it in Princess Peach's direction almost as often as I burst into tears because she pipped me to the line on Rainbow Road.

What plays out is a fantastic blend of comedy and action that has a great mix of dick jokes and kick - arse action.

The Ministry's functionaries are not now schooled to think in terms of dicks and cunts and tits when they consider Canada's Indigenous languages.

If you want to be a gun - happy fool that wants to own assault weaponry because it's an extension of your dick, fine.

Eat a bag of dicks Hugh.

Dude had fuckin 7 - 8 hours on his private jet to come up with a plan with his little band of dick riders and THAT»S what he came up with?

(OK, granted, many men stress about the size of their dick, so there's that.)

It is in honor of this dick - whipping that I have found even more dudes who just can't tolerate the idea of a woman feeding her baby with her breasts in public.

Also posting a photo of your dick, covered only by your tiny banana hammock, will not find you a woman.

dream of dick would you like to fuck tonight?

** FIRST OFF, IF YOU»RE A DEUSCHE BAG SCAMMER, FUCK OFF AND GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS **.

Gained legions of female fans early on with message function that requires women to message first, reducing the risk of dick pics and unsolicited come - ons.

Love gang rapes and major torture of dick and balls.

It seems like all these Things happen to remind him not to be the kind of dick who, in response to a slap, says stuff like «I understand your anger but there's no need to demean yourself.»

Since all this sounds dull and boilerplate on paper, Wedding Crashers director David Dobkin works his crude mojo and covers this face - off with a wall - to - wall mélange of dick, shit and piss jokes.

Blockers isn't a movie I would call memorable, it's lack of originality does hinder it a bit but for a bland looking tour of dick jokes, it does what was intended.

The movie is perfect, if you think it suffers from lack of dick, that might say more about your priorities.

But other than that the film was mostly a forgettable rampage of predictable characters relying on a litany of dick and fart jokes.

That «Hilarity for Charity» somehow manages to integrate beloved children's entertainment icons like Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear in such proximity to a literal parade of dick jokes is the clearest expression of his comic sensibilities.

From a riotous flashback to Hill's monomaniacal early obsession with drawing male genitalia onward, this is the Citizen Kane of dick - joke movies.

While Rodriguez's Planet Terror is fun in a back - clapping way, Tarantino's Death Proof is a profound insight into the sort of dick - raising entertainments that made Tarantino who he is as fanboy artist.