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of the funny money: The expense of the U.S. Civil War inspired the government to introduce paper «greenbacks» in July 1861.
Not exact matches
Of course, there's nothing
funny about AB InBev's tactics: The company will abandon longtime suppliers for cheaper ones, raise prices, and brew foreign beers in the U.S. to save
money.
So I think as long as readers — whether they admit it publicly or not — as long as readers have a hunger for true, critical,
funny stories about how the system works and about the concentration
of money and power in modern society, as long as they have that appetite, then a site like Gawker.com is going to have a continued purpose.
Tesla founder and
funny guy billionaire Elon Musk is on the verge
of letting his inability to give a damn sabotage his
money.
It's
funny that you referring to German government in 20's printing
money and you don't see billions
of quantitative easing, which is pure monetization aka printing
money by the FED.
Politicians and central bankers will manage the crisis
of 2016 - 2017 as they have most other crises (such as 1987, 1998, 2000, 2008) by increasing spending, addressing an excess debt problem with even more debt, and pumping more «
funny money» into the global financial system.
They range from the truly
funny as in this by now «viral» You Tube video with two robotic teddy - bears discussing the Fed chairman's qualifications («my plumber has a beard too»), to outright obfuscation such as the propagation
of this «Bernanke explains he's not printing
money, it's just an asset swap «notion.
But whether its going in a better direction, I mean the
funny thing is, no matter what direction it goes, no matter how great it is, there's going to be a bunch
of shmucks that are trying to like make
money off
of it, and it's going to repeat itself: The amount
of bands that sound like various other bands that once were great... it multiplies so quick, it's pretty
funny man.
It's
funny, I was chatting with god the other night, you know about girls and
money and basically life in general, and then from out
of no where god was like, «Yo, Chuckles, I have a job for you, it's very important that you do it, I need you to go and vote this upcoming election and I need you to vote for Rick Perry, he seems a little crazy, but don't worry, he's all good in my book».
Funny... we put your deity into the Pledge
of Allegiance in 1954, pit it on out
money in 1956... and our country started going to hell in the 1960's.
I Find it
funny that people would waste there
money on people, that they calm they hate to burn one
of Gods books.
You have my word if I win Im taking my
money and Im buying the Redskins and changing the name to Whiteskins to show everyone its
funny how its not racist when its a joke making fun
of White people.
If it is not Mike Dean, Mike Riley, Sanchez's love for
money (
funny how Wenger never ever mentions that Sanchez, beside being a greedy mercenary, which he is, also has ambition to win important honours) or the fixture list, injuries, tiredness or oil rich clubs blowing him out
of the water, then it must be bad luck.
It's
funny how the cries
of» spend the f» ing
money» stopped as soon as The Ox scored that spectacular goal!!?
I find that a
funny fact when I read the Nasri transfer over again and how he blames Silent Stan for wanting the
money, Silent Stan would
of been advised by Gazidis.
«I worked too hard for my
money to bethrowing it away,» he says — a remark that sounds
funny coming from a manwho will be paid $ 150,000 to deliver a 30 - minute speech to a group
of Carrierair - conditioner salesmen on the following afternoon.
The videos are slapstick mini-masterpieces for softball aficionados, with Butler and Woodward giving famed comedy duos through history a run for their
money as a pair
of buffoons — Butler the boisterous, over-the-top
funny man; Woodward the perfectly droll, hyper - vocal straight man, filling in dead air with improvised lines — desperately trying to get into a bat to juice it up.
Time for some brutal honesty... this team, as it stands, is in no better position to compete next season than they were 12 months ago, minus the fact that some fans have been easily snowed by the acquisition
of Lacazette, the free transfer LB and the release
of Sanogo... if you look at the facts carefully you will see a team that still has far more questions than answers... to better show what I mean by this statement I will briefly discuss the current state
of affairs on a position - by - position basis... in goal we have 4 potential candidates, but in reality we have only 1 option with any real future and somehow he's the only one we have actively tried to get rid
of for years because he and his father were a little too involved on social media and he got caught smoking (
funny how people still defend Wiltshire under the same and far worse circumstances)... you would think we would want to keep any goaltender that Juventus had interest in, as they seem to have a pretty good history when it comes to that position... as far as the defenders on our current roster there are only a few individuals whom have the skill and / or youth worthy
of our time and / or investment, as such we should get rid
of anyone who doesn't meet those simple requirements, which means we should get rid
of DeBouchy, Gibbs, Gabriel, Mertz and loan out Chambers to see if last seasons foray with Middlesborough was an anomaly or a prediction
of things to come... some fans have lamented wildly about the return
of Mertz to the starting lineup due to his FA Cup performance but these sort
of pie in the sky meanderings are indicative
of what's wrong with this club and it's wishy - washy fan - base... in addition to these moves the club should aggressively pursue the acquisition
of dominant and mobile CB to stabilize an all too fragile defensive group that has self - destructed on numerous occasions over the past 5 seasons... moving forward and building on our need to re-establish our once dominant presence throughout the middle
of the park we need to target a CDM then do whatever it takes to get that player into the fold without any
of the usual nickel and diming we have become famous for (this kind
of ruthless haggling has cost us numerous special players and certainly can't help make the player in question feel good about the way their future potential employer feels about them)... in order for us to become dominant again we need to be strong up the middle again from Goalkeeper to CB to DM to ACM to striker, like we did in our most glorious years before and during Wenger's reign... with this in mind, if we want Ozil to be that dominant attacking midfielder we can't keep leaving him exposed to constant ridicule about his lack
of defensive prowess and provide him with the proper players in the final third... he was never a good defensive player in Real or with the German National squad and they certainly didn't suffer as a result
of his presence on the pitch... as for the rest
of the midfield the blame falls squarely in the hands
of Wenger and Gazidis, the fact that Ramsey, Ox, Sanchez and even Ozil were allowed to regularly start when none
of the aforementioned had more than a year left under contract is criminal for a club
of this size and financial might... the fact that we could find
money for Walcott and Xhaka, who weren't even guaranteed starters, means that our whole business model needs a complete overhaul... for me it's time to get rid
of some serious deadweight, even if it means selling them below what you believe their market value is just to simply right this ship and change the stagnant culture that currently exists... this means saying goodbye to Wiltshire, Elneny, Carzola, Walcott and Ramsey... everyone, minus Elneny, have spent just as much time on the training table as on the field
of play, which would be manageable if they weren't so inconsistent from a performance standpoint (excluding Carzola, who is like the recent version
of Rosicky — too bad, both will be deeply missed)... in their places we need to bring in some proven performers with no history
of injuries... up front, although I do like the possibilities that a player like Lacazette presents, the fact that we had to wait so many years to acquire some true quality at the striker position falls once again squarely at the feet
of Wenger... this issue highlights the ultimate scam being perpetrated by this club since the arrival
of Kroenke: pretend your a small market club when it comes to making purchases but milk your fans like a big market club when it comes to ticket prices and merchandising... I believe the reason why Wenger hasn't pursued someone
of Henry's quality, minus a fairly inexpensive RVP, was that he knew that they would demand players
of a similar ilk to be brought on board and that wasn't possible when the business model was that
of a «selling» club... does it really make sense that we could only make a cheeky bid for Suarez, or that we couldn't get Higuain over the line when he was being offered up for half the price he eventually went to Juve for, or that we've only paid any interest to strikers who were clearly not going to press their current teams to let them go to Arsenal like Benzema or Cavani... just part
of the facade that finally came crashing down when Sanchez finally called their bluff... the fact remains that no one wants to win more than Sanchez, including Wenger, and although I don't agree with everything that he has done off the field, I would much rather have Alexis front and center than a manager who has clearly bought into the Kroenke model in large part due to the fact that his enormous ego suggests that only he could accomplish great things without breaking the bank... unfortunately that isn't possible anymore as the game has changed quite dramatically in the last 15 years, which has left a largely complacent and complicit Wenger on the outside looking in... so don't blame those players who demanded more and were left wanting... don't blame those fans who have tried desperately to raise awareness for several years when cracks began to appear... place the blame at the feet
of those who were well aware all along
of the potential pitfalls
of just such a plan but continued to follow it even when it was no longer a financial necessity, like it ever really was...
However, the fact that these Tottenham fans have gone to the trouble
of spending time and
money on dragging up the past to remind Alonso
of the accident with this horrific banner which they seemingly think is
funny is pretty appalling.
Funny how for years we were fed complete bulls *** like we don't have so much
money at our disposal like other clubs and yet can afford to let 80 millions worth
of players go for free.
They won't have the extra
money that they could get from champions league revenue but I wouldn't be surprised that, if in the event this occurred, they'll keep sticking with him until he retires or quits himself as nobody will get rid
of him — Gazidis, Kroenke and Wenger — such a
funny bunch
of old men not knowing anything but the value
of economics.
It's
funny how the same fan's who stated that spending large amounts
of money didn't guarantee winning trophies, (whilst mainly comparing Liverpool and Utd to that example), are now saying that a Wenger replacement wouldn't make any difference since Spending seems to be an issue at Arsenal.
One more person has to go as soon as and thats ShadyStan, usmanov is an arsenal fan and will spend our own
money whilst balancing books (getting rid
of deadwood players and staff on the ridiculous wages most are on) he likes wenger but fans would mean more to him if he was the owner i could near guantee it we would see major ambition changes at the club... its
funny though he would only be spending what we already have in the bank after this season is over and there will be more than the 200m quoted time n time again by the media.
It's
funny how, after years
of fan's screaming spend the #### ing
money, it's not yours!
So correct mate, am scared, this is ironic time for wenger and arsenal, it
funny that arsenal did well when we didn't have
money but couldnt use the new wealth to elevate things but the key point is, eye for tactics and scouting the best youth out there is the forward, if we are honest with ourselves, we have to commend Tottenham achievement
of blending young and getting good quality players really cheap
It's
funny (sad, actually) how people focus so much on the
money / property and getting revenge at the expense
of their children during a divorce.
«On January 24, MomsRising and U.S. Breastfeeding Committee volunteers will deliver your welcome notes along with «
funny money» to each member
of Congress.
In a
funny way, having less
money was an upside
of divorce.
Under the rules
of the broadcast era
of politics, a young man with a
funny name and a couple
of years in the Senate might run honorably but would almost certainly lose, crushed by the ability
of an experienced candidate like Hillary Clinton to raise
money from big donors and lock up endorsements from elected officials and party activists.
For example, the «fuse» wore out it seems in the ongoing debacle
of the Health Alliance, which is sort
of funny since this is all benefitting government and politicians in an enrichment kickback scheme and an Okie from Muscogee that sold the
money that could have kept the fragile alliance afloat and having an ounce
of credibility down the Rondout Creek to the Indian Reservation in Oklahoma.
«You know, it's
funny, and I think a lot
of people should ask this question in the media: are you ever going to look at all the wealthy and powerful people who spend endless amounts
of undisclosed
money?»
Funny how the research rug and all
of the assumptions that used to hold it down can be swept from under you in a blinding blaze
of money — yet you still find a way to persevere.
SO much
of my
money goes to eating out, it's not even
funny.
Also the idea
of trying to earn
money any way possible is
funny.
If you are finished shopping but still need a few stocking stuffers or Grab Bag Giveaways for an office holiday party, and your
money is
funny then I suggest you head over to your local Five Below for a few
of these great techie tools.
I think someone could make a lot
of money off
of documenting these shoots and the
funny commentary that goes down during them — Just saying!
Those are gorgeous Jen I love them and I think it's hysterical you told your hubby you paid a lot
of money at a gallery for them too
funny!
Wicked
funny, sarcastic, nerdy type
of guy... I work my ass off for pretty much nothin but my kids im wearin the same clothes and shoes I have been for almost 2 years now, its very shitty when you work 40 + hours a week and have literally no
money to even do anything for yourself.
A Fine Handsome man Intelligent Has lots
of needs Wise Loves
money Wants to be spoiled so I can spoil her with my heart;) Creative
Funny Wise Sharp dresser Party Romantic Laid back Aggressive Non aggressive lol Just your dream man that it's on you to make me real call me;)
Young Handsome Sweet Cool
Funny Layed Back All About The
Money And In Need
Of Love And Affection But I'm A Superfreak Honest Truth lol!!!!
Iam a outgoing person love be
funny need someone love to take care
of me I'm not interested in
money but will I always go for 50 50 % I keep it real nothing I keep it 100 I do not play games I love shopping I want to wish my cell to find someone who is out there to give me the world give me the...
So, to all
of the sugar babies on here searching for a handsome
funny fun rich guy to hand them
money in return for their «company»... good luck with that, you're wasting your time.
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Mark Wahlberg Paid Millions More Than Michelle Williams For «All The
Money In The World» Reshoots 1 hours ago; BAFTA Film Awards Season two
of Netflix's Master
of None is thoughtful,
funny, and often quite touching, but mixed in the fray is an episode that portrays the awkward
Will Jason find love,
money and success in Hollywood???
Funniest character: David Keith as gay Uncle Earl is a riot pretending to be straight when he is the very definition
of a flaming queen.
What The
Money Pit and
Funny Farm were striving for is here in all
of its glory.
Thanks to it being quite
funny, visually stunning, and bringing plenty
of visual and frightening thrills it is worth the
money for a solid adventure flick.
It's is difficult to hide the fact that the simpsons has turned form a masterpiece to a completly and utter piece
of **** the epsiodes's plot don't make any sense, they are not
funny, not even bold, these episodes are just made to make some
money instead
of the original simpson's spirit: A social and satirical critic
of the american society.
A 90 - minute, years - in - the - making comic wind - up machine that begins by mocking its own audience for paying good
money to see what it can watch at home for free and proceeds from there through the most wickedly
funny arsenal
of assaults on big government, organized religion and corporate America this side
of «Borat.»
It's sexy, smart and
funny, but also stylish and filled with social satire and commentary on the culture
of money.