Sentences with phrase «of jerking off»

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He's not particularly young or brash or handsome, and he can come off as kind of a jerk.

If I got to watch a school bus full of children roll over in front of their christian parents and burst into flames and roast I would probably jerk off right then and there.

And so the tale of a Green Knight with his chopped - off head still holding a knight of the Round Table to promises made is no less true than the tale of a man crammed with secrets who spontaneously combusts and leaves behind only a black, tallowy mark on the floorboards, and his story in turn is no less true than the tale of a Texas sharecropper's wife who has had a miscarriage only ten days before but just this morning was walking behind the mule and guiding the jerking plow.

This original recipe is very loosely based off of a Jamaican jerk recipe, but more to compliment than compete with it.

I am not a fan of Draymond, I respect that he is passionate but most the time he just comes off as an arrogant, obnoxious, jerk.

Maybe if he jerked off more he would have less of these delusions about the Lord talking to him about baseball.

He has the same «resting sneer face» that so many of those jerk - offs seems to have.

I believe there are a lot of people who were upset when McCloughan got fired because they used to jerk off to his poster every night, but, I for one am still waiting for the results of the arbitration to come out before I even begin to try and assess blame.

will buy one of those wenger sleeping bags and jerk off to his wispering homilies about cohesion and team spirit... might have to get a bit upset at xmas when we «ve slipped a bit but will be back in for a champions league place come march singing the praises to the idiot grenouille and how he has delivered so much despite the voodo curse that was put on us by the evil neville brothers and the midget owen....

Ryan had the highest passing yardage of his career and this jerk off thinks he's just going to swap the identity of this football team with no consequences.

Of course not or you must be jerking off yourself to death... That is just not going to happen, simple as that?

On Facebook, you can't help but be aware of being surrounded by a web of shared social connections — and who really wants to be the jerk mouthing off at the bar while all your friend's friends are watching.

Before there was the count of some bull sh % t there was the guy in a glass house tossing stones Jerk off!!

A bridge across the Eel River is jerked off its foundations, taking a busload of farm workers with it.

In cheating you will use a self - administered body swing, jerk, or otherwise poor exercise form once you have reached the failure point to take some of the pressure off the muscles and allow them to continue a set for two or three repetitions past failure.

I've spent the past two years dozing off at night only to jerk awake in the midst of a full - blown panic attack caused by low blood sugar, which was caused by high insulin.

Monday: 3 × 5 Back Squats (straight sets at 75 - 80 % of 1RM) Then snatch, clean and jerk your face off.

The only way to stimulate these fibers properly is by performing the positive portion of lift using the maximum amount of acceleration possible without any momentum (jerking and bouncing off the weights) and then returning the weight to the starting position at a lower rate.

I have spent a lot of money on these very fancy watches and I don't intend to have some jerk steal it off my wrist.

I was sincerely surprised by the knee - jerk reaction from a handful of whom I DO consider to be women of substance and mystified that they would feel put - off by my post.

Supplementing what faithful fetish chat live viewers might find to be far too pass» for their breed of folk, Mistress Preston takes on a more dominating role wherein you'll witness her engaging in leather - bridled pony play; the real - life smothering of an innocent teddy bear; enforced orgasms;» co-ed wrestling ala Andy Kaufman; panty / stocking face - sitting; armpit sniffing;» jerking a guy off with an actual pearl necklace wrapped around his wiener; taking a load of non-orthodontist recommended man - paste onto her braces; and, some other atypical activities starring cigars, balloons and shoes.

I had a bit of an «off» week, and though Amber and I had made plans to have little girls night on Thursday night, I ended up having to be a jerk and bail last - minute on Thursday morning.

Pay sites earn revenue through happy subscribers and if they allow a minority of jerks to chase off the majority of women, then they don't deserve to be in business.

I've met great guys both online and off, and for me, online dating is the equivalent of going to a bar / club... but I can do it in the comfort of my home, in my pj's, watching Dancing With The Stars, without the fear of getting my ass grabbed by an overly «friendly» jerk who has had one too many vodka sodas.

Whitney Engeran - Cordova, the Senior Director of the Public Health Division for AIDS Healthcare Foundation said: «When other popular mobile dating apps were firing off legal notices or moving to shut down our STD prevention messaging in a knee - jerk reaction to our billboards, SCRUFF is to be commended for taking the more prudent approach by acknowledging the importance of encouraging STD prevention and awareness to their millions of users.»

«Not just that, I wonder what it would be like to be fucked, just to have a big warm penis sliding inside of me taking advantage of me, sometimes I even picture myself jerking off slowly with a sexy girl to the left, and having a guy with a juicy cock to the right, and having to choose which one I want.»

Updated Students to put pencils down, walk out in gun protests Mar 14 - 5:09 AM From Maine to Hawaii, thousands of students 1 year ago Over 40 Handjobs Hot sorority mother jerks off that dude and tit - fucks him until he releases all his load for her; 2 years ago All Over 30

May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self - loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self - servicing — ...

Overall the game deserves a 100000000000000000 out of 10, but since gaming sites are jerks i have to give it a 10, In my opinon Halo ripped off metroid, now calm down now think about it, the gameplay is similar the story is similar, Even in

It all sounds like a recipe for the most noxious liberal jerk - off movie since «Crash,» but in the hands of writer - director Richard LaGravenese, Freedom Writers turns out to be a superb piece of mainstream entertainment — not an agonized debate over the principles of modern education à la «The History Boys,» but a simple, straightforward and surprisingly affecting story of one woman who managed to make a difference.

Occasionally, Pearce stages an out - of - nowhere assault, which jars you in your seat the way a hypnagogic jerk might when you're drifting off to sleep.

For me, Harry's perspective means alot more than the point of view of some week - minded jerk - off who stopped by AICN on the way to some fucking Furry porn site.

Stranger still are the bodily functions that stand in for small talk amongst these tragic dolls, as they compare body hair growth, menstruation, and share secrets regarding jerking off their parents in the middle of the night.

The director isn't naïve enough to portray Ronnie as simply the harmless victim of a McCarthyesque witch hunt being run by guilt - wracked Larry (Noah Emmerich), providing the pariah with a date scene in which he ends the night by jerking off in the woman's car and then threatening her with violence if she dares mention what's occurred.

In the original Douglas was a childish jerk - off from the get - go, and the plot was a duel of wills, dependent on the tension produced by not knowing whether Tramell was a killer.

By contrast, Spacey's Lester, jerking off in a shower and lusting after his teenage daughter's nymphet cheerleader pal (see: Election for a better snapshot), is meant as post-modern icon: the inner dude embracing the stupid»70s teen chowderhead, who remains the taffy moral centre for an audience of middle - aged men remembering what it's like to get stoned, bang minors, and listen to Pink Floyd and The Who.

Ted is about as raunchy as you would expect, but instead of coming off as an annoying jerk, he's a lovable goofball, so much that you forget that he's a toy.

Julia is almost too sweet at times — the polar opposite of her «jerk - off» boyfriend, Glenn Gulia, who seems to be marrying her just for the chance to have a bachelor party.

Early on he's shown behaving in a hostile manner toward Mexicans, and the shooting occurs while he's supposed to be patrolling the border, when the sound of distant gunshots — Estrada trying to shoot a coyote — interrupts his plan to jerk off with a copy of Hustler.

Allowed to play a bit of a jerk at times, Mark Ruffalo shows off a side we rarely see from him.

But Dave has grand ambitions — when he's not vigorously jerking off to his well - endowed English teacher, Mrs Zane, he's dreaming of becoming a superhero.

Only instead of McBride — who's still very much present and accounted for, bringing numerous jerk off jokes with him — Josh Brolin gets to play the titular doe shooter.

«The direction stank like the ratatouie at my girlfriends sisters» last tupperware party, musky and familiar, whilst the script itself could have been written by some dole reaping cudgehole who's not left the confinements of his house for 10 years, drawn all the curtains and jerked off to all the naughty bits from Dario Argento's back catalogue.»

Standard stuff that, somewhat refreshingly, mostly rises above knee - jerk claims of sexism, except for the factually incorrect assertion that, «Every day, actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Eliza Dushku seem to be swearing off nudity like teenagers joining abstinence clubs.»

Nowhere is this more evident than during two significant death scenes, when the respective actors share a clinch and the first glimmer of a humanizing connection, only to have Ratner quickly jerk us off to another setting.

It's easy to imagine, say, Mel Gibson of 15 years ago giving such a role just the right balance between jerk and hidden softie, but Jackman's Charlie comes off as almost entirely abrasive, someone you'd go out of your way to avoid.

Just to top off the paternalistic righteousness jug, they also import more pathos into Ramón's apparently insufficiently pitiable plight, as do an Alzheimer's - afflicted father (Joan Dalmau), a simpleton nephew (Tamar Novas, playing a pastiche of several characters as the, sniff, son Ramón never had), and a degenerative disease for Julia (Cerebral Autosomal Dominant Arteriopathy with Sub-cortical Infarcts and Leukoencephalopathy), thus allowing her to have a tear - jerking coda of her very own.

This is a pretty grandma - safe comedy — Tomlin hands out cute - misanthropic one - liners and thumps her granddaughter's jerk boyfriend in the nuts with a hockey stick when he mouths off to her — but it's also a surprisingly Bechdel - friendly story, with plenty of bonding moments between three generations of estranged women, and Tomlin and Garner on a quest together that encompasses plenty of old acquaintances, including Judy Greer, Elizabeth Pena, Marcia Gay Harden, Orange Is The New Black's Laverne Cox, and in a strikingly touching role, a mustache - free Sam Elliott.

Poignant, maybe, is the observation that the audience for Knoxville's «Jackass» is the very audience that needs a little sensitivity training — better would be the question of whether the picture succeeds in deflating bigotry or, more likely, giving the jerk - offs of the world a cluster of disabled people to laugh at.

But there's a method to Rules «madness: Beatty deliberately puts us on edge — often cutting conversations off a beat earlier than expected or abruptly stopping songs just seconds after they start — to give us the same feeling of getting jerked around that Hughes» employees feel throughout the film.