Sentences with phrase «of jizz»

If Nintendo were allowed to publish their console games on competitors» systems, though... ahh (little bit of jizz leaks out)

You might have to spray more of your team's color of jizz around an arena to win, or you might be racing through a field of cacti (yes, ouch), flying to the big anus planet in the sky, or tasked with rounding up wiener dogs (i.e. dachshunds).

Plus fill my ass full of hot thick load's of jizz.

Not exact matches

All Zabit had to do was faint and Rogan was jizzing his pants but yes, a great demonstration of skill and heart in that fight.

Sane cassual good Fucking time together and have one or more of those strong peak jizzing squirting all over good time.

Tanya Lixxx fucked and jizzed in Cosplay Scene 1 of 1 — Tanya Lixxx fucking Pictures And Movies at Freeones courtesy of Tanya Lixxx her official site

It's almost terrifying how well this remake of the Saturday Night Live digital short «Jizz In My Pants» works with the cast of Heroes.

Similarly, the efforts of Aaron Sorkin and Steven Zaillian (both previous winners) to make baseball statisticians» math - jizzing sound as clever as the pentateuch of Saint Benjamin Hecht will be regarded by fellow writers as the screenwriters» equivalent of striking paydirt with a Tumblr blog showcasing stock photos of smiling women eating salad.

What if the «having sex with an apple pie» joke or «jizz in a cup» scene were not seen as the height of 90s comedy, but a disgusting misuse of bodily fluids?

The movie features lots of boozing, lots of talk about jizz, lots of references to Franco's ambiguous sexuality, lots of limbs being hacked off, and lots of great cameos, from Emma Watson, Paul Rudd and Rihanna, among others.

2012 The Credentialist, Museum of Contemporary Art, Raleigh, NC Eddie Martinez and Jose Lerma, Halsey McKay Gallery, East Hampton, NY Jibaro Jizz, Roberto Paradise Gallery, San Juan, PR