No - one will ever again, John Cooper QC says, have to go through what Paul Chambers went through as a result
of a joke on twitter
I passed another sad sort
of joke on to Haeberli, this one told to me by Thompson.
They are kind
of a joke on those classical works but they looked so great next to them.»
No really, is this some sort
of joke on the movie going public?
But the astronomical flashback isn't without a measure of wit as well; the sheer scope of it is a kind
of joke on the impossibility of storytelling.
The movie is such a massive decline that it must be some kind
of joke on the part of any combination of director Paul Weitz (perhaps a subversive plan to kill a franchise he was not a fan of with his first (and let us hope only) entry), writers John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey (the former, maybe, enjoying steady work with the series after the success of the first movie; the latter possibly assuming he could coast on the coattails of his partner), and / or the cast (if we go with the hypothetical assault on the audience's sense of dignity, no doubt laughing themselves silly at the sight of the paycheck).
The loyalty of iPhone users has been the butt
of the joke on tech blogs and in dinnertime conversations for years.
They say it increases potency and if you mention that you're eating celery here people will make a lot
of jokes on you...
In the history of boxing's heavyweight division, never has a fighter fallen faster, and farther, than did Liston in the 15 months it took Ali to reduce him from being the man known as the fiercest alive to being the butt
of jokes on TV talk shows.
Subjected to the cruel lottery of a penalty shoot - out after settling for a stalemate at the end of normal time, new Arsenal man Granit Xhaka fluffed his penalty to send Switzerland out of the Euros and eventually became the centre
of all jokes on social media.
The tweet made him the butt
of jokes on Twitter for the rest of the day.
State Sen. John DeFrancisco, R - Syracuse, brandished his trademark dry wit, questioning why if Republican state Sen. Michael Ranzenhofer's Western New York district is the birthplace of Jell - O, yogurt was voted the state snack in 2014 — a reference to the infamous nearly hourlong debate over that simple distinction which became the butt
of jokes on «The Daily Show.»
This dress has been the subject
of jokes on the Internet for several months, but users have not been able to decide what is was looking like — the starfish Patrick from the animated series «Sponge Bob» or the loofah bath.
I would be embarrassed if I heard an amateur comedian tell
some of these jokes on stage.
Recently, I made the mistake
of joking on Twitter about the possibility of a Team Peeta vs. Team Gale dynamic, referring to the two young men who hold special places in the heart of Katniss Everdeen, the 16 - year - old heroine of «The Hunger Games.»
Knack was critically and commericially panned by critcis and fans, scored less than 60 on Metacritic and was the butt
of jokes on Youtube.
But despite being the butt
of jokes on the internet and its less - than desirable sales figures, the Wii U actually boasts a really impressive library of games.
El Nino simply became the butt
of jokes on Leno and Letterman.
Not exact matches
Dickerson filtered out the
jokes (chuckles to the wit who suggested Lord
of the Flies) and posted the results
on his blog.
You may
joke that the week you went
on vacation flew by far too quickly, but if you stop and think about it, that week actually seemed to last much longer than one involving the drudgery
of your day job.
Wolf responded to Haberman
on Twitter, saying that her
jokes weren't critical
of Sanders» appearance.
That's like being sort -
of dead,» TV show host John Oliver later
joked on «Last Week Tonight.»
Meyers» friend Amy Poehler even got in
on the mix, taking over a bit in which he would say the setup
of a
joke and a woman in the audience would do the punch line.
Asked by TechCrunch senior writer Jordan Crook what types
of technology he hoped to see implemented
on the court in the future, Curry
joked, «One would be to just help me dunk more.»
Emma Stone won best actress for the musical, and «Manchester by the Sea» star Casey Affleck was named best actor
on a night where U.S. President Donald Trump was the butt
of numerous
jokes, capping a Hollywood awards season marked by fiery protests at his policies.
Ours may need some tweaking, but for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty
of positive things to comment
on: work we're proud
of,
jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater for the first time in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).
James has famously struggled with thinning hair
on top
of his head, even
joking about it
on social media as far as back as 2011.
There's plenty
of communication taking place
on our company chat app, but from what I can see, it's mostly just witty banter and in -
jokes.
Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, and Prince William share a
joke on the set used to depict Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter Films during the Inauguration
Of Warner Bros..
«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish
of diamonds
on the cover
of Vanity Fair Mexico looks like
joke,» wrote one user in Spanish.
He referenced the infamous moment when he had made Justin cry
on the show, and Selena
joked «that makes two
of us.»
Trump called this claim a «
joke» during a January appearance
on Fox & Friends after Sen. Bernie Sanders pointed out the 2012 tweet but he quickly added that, «this is done for the benefit
of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change.»
Don't worry, I've pre-written at least 52 possible versions
of what could happen and contracted a ghost - tweeter to shoot off some snarky
jokes on my behalf.
That
joke put smiles
on people's faces and reminded them
of Virgin's sense
of adventure — in many ways, it was more effective than a series
of glossy ads.
After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results
of a quick Internet / Facebook search
of Lily's imprint, info
on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and
jokes.
The moral
of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's
joke — what you think the future
of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the
joke will be
on you.
Now, before you question whether I am a victim
of the stress entrepreneurship took
on my mental health — which,
jokes aside, is a real, largely unaddressed problem for professionals today — let me assure you: There was a method to my madness.
The state didn't vote for him in 2016, and when some
of his wealthy hometown friends pushed him last month to help
on SALT deductibility, he
joked, «You guys seem to be doing OK,» according to The New York Times.
We
joke about it, but we wanted to work
on something that would make us jump out
of bed in the morning for the next 10 years or more.
In the interests
of smooth sailing, even seasoned veterans will accept superficial assurances and smiles instead
of concrete answers, and will then go
on to confuse good manners, pleasantries, and bad
jokes with real agreement.
The goal
of putting people
on Mars is no
joke.
''... I used to
joke with my colleagues that Larry & Sergey go out
on their yachts - tie them together, sit back
on the same recliners you'll find
on their jumbo jet, each
on his own yacht / set
of yachts, smoke cigars, and put up pictures
of Googlers with little snippets like «was a GM at muti - national telecomm company, got a Harvard MBA and is now answering Orkut tickets.»
Clooney also
joked with the AP and said he used to clean his own vomit off his tuxedos, presumably after too many adult beverages at functions in Tinseltown, but now he still has vomit
on his tuxedos because
of the babies.
And just to give you an idea
of her fitness progression — she put
on 14 pounds
of muscle for her role as Wonder Woman, so her transformation is no
joke.
«I've made billionaires
of dollars
of failures at Amazon.com,» Bezos says,
joking that it could be like «a root canal with no anesthesia» if he tried to dwell
on them.
Protectionists, meanwhile, think relying
on foreign owners
of local companies to act in Canada's best interests is a
joke.
Musk made light
of the company's financial situation
on April 1,
joking in a tweet that Tesla had gone bankrupt.
The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some
of its
jokes because humans tell bad
jokes on Twitter all day.
FEB. 3: Visits Jon Stewart's The Daily Show
on Comedy Central and
jokes he plans to send a plague
of locusts to New York's ritzy Upper East Side, whose residents complained
of slow snow removal.
It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were
on my doctor as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker
on the other side
of the connection (so many...
jokes... can't pick... just one).