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«Sweetie,» I said, «Maybe you can use one
of your jokes to make me a Richard Prince knock - off for Christmas.»
With Portal's GLaDOS hosting the tournament, there are a bunch
of jokes to be had.
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Here, however, the rom - com formula fails to mesh with a superficial empowerment narrative, a problematic premise that frequently turns the newly ultra-confident Renee into an object of condescension and ridicule, and a shockingly low ratio
of jokes to I Feel Pretty's bloated, nearly two - hour running time.
«God Bless Gina Carano for being such a good sport,» Reese said, explaining that she took
some of the jokes to heart.
It remained in cinematic limbo because of the whole separation of DreamWorks Pictures from Paramount and Viacom causing most
of the jokes to be dated.
If you are familiar with his style, you know what kind
of jokes to expect here.
Beneath the surface here, it does seem like director Barry Sonnenfeld wanted
some of his jokes to reach adults and at times, the concept does feel a little strange.
It's certainly not unentertaining and is actually quite funny (it certainly has a better ratio
of jokes to not - jokes than the more recent Marvel movies).
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There are plenty
of jokes to be made about the Halo, but perhaps the most obvious of all is the comparison to a flip - flop.
The peculiar capacity
of jokes to absorb absurdity is theologically significant, Cohen suggests.
Where maybe it's all kind
of a joke to them?»
If you want to place Crouch in the pantheon of great headers of the ball then OK with me but bit
of joke to even compare him with properly good headers of the ball around at the moment; Andy Carroll, Edin Dzeko and even our own Giroud are in a different class.
At least two Labour MPs have called for him to resign, saying that in the wake of his affair with his secretary, Tracey Temple, he had become too much
of a joke to remain.
Boutique Fitness / / This feels like a bit
of a joke to write about now, in which I haven't broken a sweat in about three four weeks, BUT — believe it or not — I was doing well in the resolutions department for a hot second.
He may have become something
of a joke to you critics but casual movie goers still recognize him as a good writer / director.
I used to tell various iterations
of that joke to teachers when I was an instructional resource teacher in my district's Office of Staff Development.
Prince has no qualms about appropriating others» jokes in his art, understanding that it is in the nature
of a joke to be shared.
Not exact matches
Dickerson filtered out the
jokes (chuckles
to the wit who suggested Lord
of the Flies) and posted the results on his blog.
You can almost see Lacie as being similar
to one
of the most famous real - life examples
of internet shaming, Justine Sacco, who tweeted a
joke which was perceived
to be racist.
You may
joke that the week you went on vacation flew by far too quickly, but if you stop and think about it, that week actually seemed
to last much longer than one involving the drudgery
of your day job.
«You're starting
to hurt my feelings,» he
joked after several rounds
of questioning.
He said most people's relationship
to dying is like a Woody Allen
joke: «I'm not afraid
of death; I just don't want
to be there when it happens.»
Now that carnivory and cryptocurrencies are gaining traction among a growing group
of people, Wilcox
jokes that he might have
to do the same.
Wolf responded
to Haberman on Twitter, saying that her
jokes weren't critical
of Sanders» appearance.
According
to the work by two business professors, laughter is catching in and
to itself, so you're more likely
to feel positive and crack a smile if you heard someone else laugh, whether
of not you heard the
joke or saw the prank that cracked them up.
«We're from British Columbia, so we like
to cut down trees,»
jokes Jim Secord, the CEO
of Vancouver - based online accounting start - up Kashoo.
Have some recreational activities in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out
of your way
to tell a new
joke if you have one ready.
As The Verge wrote
of the bot's downfall: «It's a
joke, obviously, but there are serious questions
to answer, like, how are we going
to teach AI using public data without incorporating the worst traits
of humanity?»
Asked by TechCrunch senior writer Jordan Crook what types
of technology he hoped
to see implemented on the court in the future, Curry
joked, «One would be
to just help me dunk more.»
If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies
of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots
of morbid
jokes about your service
to the creature, ferrying tourists
to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job
of making your employees feel like they are part
of something greater.
Joke all you want about grown men and women wearing Mickey Mouse ears, but the DisneyWorld and Universal Studios theme park complexes are major employers for people over 50 who want
to trade the stresses
of a white - collar career for something more light - hearted.
When I spoke
to Hannah as part
of my 2018 Big Ideas project, she referred
to a famous old saying: marketers used
to joke that they knew 50 percent
of their ads worked, they just didn't know which 50 percent.
Ours may need some tweaking, but for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty
of positive things
to comment on: work we're proud
of,
jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater for the first time in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).
«This election hasn't so much appealed
to our better angels as it has groped our better angels, mocked their weight, and called them «sixes at best,»» Oliver
joked, alluding
to a handful
of Trump's scandals.
But as with most humor there's a grain
of truth
to the
joke.
It's hard
to find a good accountant»» so hard, in fact, that it has become something
of a running
joke in the small business world.
First Lady Melania Trump dismissed Ivana Trump's comments
joking that she really held the position
of First Lady, as the former insinuated in a statement that her husband's ex-wife only made the comments
to sell her new memoir.
Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, and Prince William share a
joke on the set used
to depict Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter Films during the Inauguration
Of Warner Bros..
Game - changing or not, the cryptocurrency is anything but a
joke to a growing number
of entrepreneurs.
Trump called this claim a «
joke» during a January appearance on Fox & Friends after Sen. Bernie Sanders pointed out the 2012 tweet but he quickly added that, «this is done for the benefit
of China, because China does not do anything
to help climate change.»
«Unfortunately, too many companies these days seem
to have a lot
of cash,» she
jokes.
Don't worry, I've pre-written at least 52 possible versions
of what could happen and contracted a ghost - tweeter
to shoot off some snarky
jokes on my behalf.
And yet, somehow, Microsoft has quietly transitioned from the tech world's favourite
joke to a company full
of innovative promise.
After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results
of a quick Internet / Facebook search
of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying
to get her
to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and
jokes.
Yet, it's a common bad habit for speakers
to waste those precious opening seconds rambling pointlessly, telling a
joke, reading an agenda, or apologizing needlessly, all
of which fail
to grab the audience's attention and motivate them
to listen,» Price says.
Fortune journalist Carol Loomis used
to joke that there were only two kinds
of stories at Fortune: «Oh, the glory
of it!»
The moral
of this story is, if you're going
to tell others — even as an April Fool's
joke — what you think the future
of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the
joke will be on you.