Sentences with phrase «of lame jokes»

It's full of lame jokes, appropriately amateurish acting, cinematography, and blood special effects, and hilariously over-acted death sequences (a staple gun shot to the nuts is probably my favorite), which of course adds to the whole charm of the experience.

It has it's share of lame jokes, as most spoofs do, but for every bad moment there's another that will have you falling out of your chair in laughter.

Jason Bateman is likeable as ever, but he and Melissa McCarthy can't overcome the tremendously lazy, derivative script that is full of lame jokes that feel like they were carbon copied off of other popular comedies of the past few years.

The super-perky clerk was high - fiving the experts in each department and laughing at all of our lame jokes, so we were in pretty good spirits.

Joel H. Cohen, Calgary - born producer of The Simpsons (now celebrating 25 years on the air), explains how he and his team spin a steady stream of lame jokes into Emmy - award - winning gold:

These moments of interaction between Bill Murray and the special effects ghoulies made for some classic funny moments, whereas they result in some of the lamest jokes in the bunch in this release.

He does what he can with what he's given, but it's frustrating to see him become the punchline of lame joke.

Not exact matches

«It sounds like kind of a joke because it looks like he wants to use our positive momentum and gain publicity on his side and that is kind of lame.»

Lame tech jokes aside, the makers of «Confession: A Roman Catholic App» say their software is seriously designed to help believers with the sacrament, and to help those who have left the church take a digital step back home.

, he's already watching, that they are the centre of the room for him and he hardly misses a twirl, a made - up song or a wrestling match or a lame knock - knock - joke.

(Of course, it works just as well with Baptists, Lutherans or virtually any group — organizational resistance to change being universal — so on that score the joke is lame.)

Besides, unlike wrapping a rubber band around the handle of the kitchen sink sprayer, which my brothers and I successfully fooled our parents with every year on this date growing up, that would be a truly lame joke (and now I can't stop laughing at the memory of them being so confused whilst getting sprayed with water every.

The point is that I'm terrible at trash talk — part of the joke is making the lamest insults possible

Jokes aside, and the above was one of our lame attempts at comedy — I guess I should leave that to Mick himself.

This is the cross-section of your childhood Saturday morning cartoons, your boozy brunches of your 20's and the freedom to make the lame parent jokes you now somehow love.

Yeeesh that is just sooo lame, usually when you make a joke and no - one starts laughing you sort of quietly drop it.

I tell a lame joke along the lines of ``... they shouldn't have got rid of Top Totty...» With charges pending, I can't say too much but apart from three beefy Northern Tory MPs the hero (ine) of the night was... the blond firecracker that is Thurrock's Jackie Doyle - Price, who came over all Peggy Mitchell in the Queen Vic: «No one messes wiv mah staff!!!!» Jacob Rees - Mogg, comedian

A rather lame joke, that... The PM insists that «thousands» of GPs are supporting and implementing the government's reforms.

A space shuttle launch momentarily appeared during a high - def broadcast of ABC's Desperate Housewives (it was not a lame sex joke).

In our culture, it's just part of the experience of being a woman, lame PMS jokes and all.

Maintain some level of mystery that a person will be eager to get in touch and avoid lame jokes and clichés.

Other verbal signs of interest in you include giggling, laughing at your jokes even if they're pretty lame, and asking for your help.

The film's focus on clumsy, inept characters results in a series of jokes that are beyond lame; this is the sort of stuff even Three Stooges fans would have a hard time defending.

I don't know why «Your name is Bob» made me laugh, but it did... pity none of the other jokes in this lame excuse for a movie

If Herz had trimmed some of the lamer sex jokes and given the talented Fred Willard more to do than be a dull straight man, American Wedding might have lost a few fans but gained some more.

This is a lame joke by anyone's standards, but coming from one of the greatest silent comedians (still recognisable as the little tramp, even though he is playing a different character) makes it sound even worse than it really is.

I don't know why «Your name is Bob» made me laugh, but it did... pity none of the other jokes in this lame excuse for a movie was better than mediocre.

Worse, at least for parents with little ones in tow, the new movie wallows in lame jokes aimed at adults, such as one where a husky, whisker - studded transsexual princess says of Prince Charming, he «makes me hotter than July.»

Hopefully this will be the final installment of the franchise; the ratio of 10 incredibly lame / purposelessly offensive jokes to 1 funny gag is getting hard to take.

The rest of the cast wasn't as good, the story was lame and only a few of the jokes were funny.

This movie is a mixed bag on one side is Kevin Hart mostly improvising which give most of, if not all of the film's funny dialogue, he also shares good chemistry with Ice Cube, on the other side the scripted jokes, are most of the time well lame, this fun to watch now than most of the movies are ****

... Okay, so it's kind of lame to forcibly cite this film as nerdy to the point of getting a star with a surname that sounds kind of like «Edison», but the filmmakers had to have some corny joke somewhere in the casting, for it's not like Edison has been earning enough attention from, well, anyone to get a gig even this low in profile.

Worse, its jokes are the same jokes that the jovial, fraternal gross - out sex comedy genre has been riding into the ground since Animal House — though the picture does provide a certain breed of rough beast its annual fix of unabashed homophobia, gratuitous body - double skin, arbitrary ass - invasion, lame surprise cameo, and the inevitable forced - sentiment finale.

But as with most of these genre - tweaking romps, the fizz dissipates and what's left are obvious gore beats, lame jokes, uninspired plot mechanics and an inability to end the mayhem satisfactorily.

Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.

The problem is that it employs the worn - out tactics of pretty much every lame juvenile laffer from the last four years: bad jokes are told, then let out in the air to die — and everyone stares at each other for longer than is deemed socially acceptable.

It hardly makes up for the stupidity on display in the rest of the film, however, because «Vacation» goes for the cheap and easy joke every time, and although some work well, most of them are so lame that it'll make you wish the franchise stayed dead after «Vegas Vacation.»

The alternate ending is a series of wedding video testimonials that are as lame as the film's most uncharacteristic jokes.

This one takes a promising comic leading man and makes him act a fool for the sake of acting a fool and rehashes the story of Noah and the ark with lame, predictable jokes — usually of the scatological variety.

My, arguably, nonsensical love for animals will surely make me roll my eyes to the snake scene, especially to that, by nature, lame joke and if it comes to them or the wolfs I'm pretty sure I'll be on Team Wolfs, since I don't know personally any of the human characters.

Throw in enough half - hearted and rushed jokes to get you booed off the stage at an open mike night, and you've got the makings for one of the lamest comedies of the year.

I'm always up for a good Rob Liefeld - can «t - draw - feet joke or a God - Shatterstar - was - lame joke, and director David Leitch and writers Rhett Reese, Paul Wenick, and Ryan Reynolds make most of the gags work even for those of you who weren't shelling out your cold hard cash for panels of footless superheroes doing battle whilst wearing pouch - laden belts.

The first produced screenplay from Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer is a mottle of rotting flesh stretched out between lame jokes on death, crotch sniffing digits, and splotches of gratuitous nudity, with unwanted formulaic pokes at Sam Raimi, John Landis, The Exorcist, and numerous other horror classics.

Watching the two aging actors step back into the ring decades later is not only embarrassing for them, but the audience as well, particularly when the movie is built around a bunch of unfunny old geezer jokes and lame callbacks to their respective boxing characters.

Of course, he is not the only factor involved that matters, but no one can deny that this Canadian actor suits the role like a red and black spandex glove (pardon the lame joke), particularly his levity when it comes to shooting sarcasm and spilling profanity (as most of the suit - up sequences are performed by stuntmenOf course, he is not the only factor involved that matters, but no one can deny that this Canadian actor suits the role like a red and black spandex glove (pardon the lame joke), particularly his levity when it comes to shooting sarcasm and spilling profanity (as most of the suit - up sequences are performed by stuntmenof the suit - up sequences are performed by stuntmen).

However, the film's outrageous assault reaches beyond the bounds of its blatant distastefulness, bad jokes and bawdy humour; what proves most egregious, infantile and downright unpleasant is not the feature's lame and lowbrow content, but the considerable resources wasted in making a film neither funny nor fit for consumption.

There are great jokes about how lame some of Batman's villains are.

wish they had installs right about now MS is a joke and anyone that bought a arcade system is the sort of consumer they want... one with no clue what a HUGE STICKING PILE OF SH!T MS is turning into... now just wait for Too Human will be called ugly and last gen with lame gameplay I hope Epic learns how to make a good story because Gears of War is about to get smashed by RFOMof consumer they want... one with no clue what a HUGE STICKING PILE OF SH!T MS is turning into... now just wait for Too Human will be called ugly and last gen with lame gameplay I hope Epic learns how to make a good story because Gears of War is about to get smashed by RFOMOF SH!T MS is turning into... now just wait for Too Human will be called ugly and last gen with lame gameplay I hope Epic learns how to make a good story because Gears of War is about to get smashed by RFOMof War is about to get smashed by RFOM2!

Which is why it's very jarring to hear Ryder cracking so many jokes early on, the gravity of the impressive set - up somewhat diluted by a bunch of lame one - liners and dismissive dialogue.

It almost feels like a lame, low - blow joke; the Westerner who purposely misuses English in order to make fun of Asians yet to learn the language's rules and intricacies.