Sentences with phrase «of old jokes»

Mind you Barney this makes me think of a few of the old jokes that ought to come back.

When I think about clubs, I'm always reminded of that old joke (originally attributed to comedian Groucho Marx) about not...

Which put me in mind of an old joke that used to circulate in the editorial offices of First Things.

In the spirit of the old joke we play both kinds of music here,....

You remind me of the old joke about the Catholic and the Baptist disputing which religion was the most disgusting.

«When it comes to managers, it's a reversal of that old joke about children and farts - it's just our own that we can't stand.»

The gubernatorial horse race polls are starting to remind me of that old joke about the weather: Just wait a day, and they'll change.

Sportello may be an easy mark, but inside his ludicrousness there's a reminder of the old joke about never playing poker with a guy named Doc.

It isn't, as it's one of the oldest jokes since the popularization of television and electricity in domestic abodes.

M. Night Shyamalan's «The Happening» is a glorified revamp of that old joke, except this time it's no joke.

The emphasis is on what the students are getting out of the process rather than on what teachers are putting into it, reminiscent of the old joke that schools are places where children go to watch teachers work.

We're reminded of an old joke among consultants: There's no such thing as a bad backtest!

All the same, there are events so incredulous that one is reminded of the old joke about the guy who was so open - minded his brains fell out.

I'm reminded of the old joke about the man falling off the Empire State Building who as he passes the 30th floor says «so far so good.»

It's reminiscent of the old joke about a physicist analyzing bovine behavior by starting with a simple model: «Assume a spherical cow.»

Today, whenever I hear the phrase «green energy», I think of this old joke.

The logic behind (Arctic decrease + Antarctic increase) = no change / problem reminds me of the old joke about a recent statistic survey showing that the average person has one breast and one testicle....

By Roger Yohem INSIDE TUCSON BUSINESS August 12, 2011 OK, so it's a twisted spin of an old joke, but here goes: How many commercial business buildings does it take to serve Tucson's 1 million residents?

Not exact matches

The controversy stems from a number of blog posts from Reid's old blog «The Reid Report» that included anti-gay jokes and comments.

When I spoke to Hannah as part of my 2018 Big Ideas project, she referred to a famous old saying: marketers used to joke that they knew 50 percent of their ads worked, they just didn't know which 50 percent.

Once I learned all about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.

No joke: A robot made of an old bucket, galoshes and a computer «brain» is attempting to hitchhike across Canada.

«People find a lot of joy in rediscovering a music playlist from months ago or an old joke with a neighbor, even though those things did not seem particularly meaningful in the moment,» Columbia's Ting Zhang said of her research on the subject (done while she was at Harvard).

The men said that Roman always dreamt of being a pilot and that they would sometimes joke about how old the planes were that he flew.

Bello, a 19 - year - old who attends the University of Florida, would often joke with Feis, who was a graduate of Florida State.

It's not the old joke of being «a little bit pregnant».

I would share an old joke about most of the abuse being initiated by the women (they just WILL NOT SHUT UP!)

But during all that time, the father and the older son enjoyed conversation over everyday meals, working side - by - side in the fields, laughing at each other's jokes, and supporting each other through the trials of life.

wow what a way to make lots of money in one night.lol People should read the true inscriptions that are thousands of years old which tells the truth,» the seven tablets of creation» western christianity is a JOKE and a bunch of lies.

What Nye is trying to demonstrate is that in the US, if you go by the statistic in the story, nearly HALF of Americans believe in Adam, Eve and some business about an apple and snake; and that the world is only thousands of years old and that dinosaurs are a cosmic joke from God.

Remember the old joke, half nelson, full nelson, father nelson, how true of the catholic church priests

The sheer comprehensiveness of his political error recalls the old joke about the bigot who denies any specific form of racial or ethnic bias.

To the other... rest easy in knowing that I think being spiritual is a joke as well; but that is because I am an Atheist so I find Religious people even more amusing I don't need fear of an invisible angry old man to scare me into being a good person; I do good things because I am a good person and don't need an instruction manual.

Shrubbery As the old joke goes, for all of us who lost our teeth, or lost our knees in the war, God will have to supply new ones just so that we'll have something to gnash and bend when that day comes.

He became a trickster and played all sorts of jokes not only upon his playmates, but upon older folk as well.

So it seems to me that for those of us who call ourselves Christians, but who also have used the brain that God gave us to conclude that the planet is more than 6000 years old and that the actions of Noah and his family saved all the then living things — that we can retain faith in a God who would not joke around with Abraham just to test him.

Anyone who bet the 76 - year - old Jesuit from Argentina would become Supreme Pontiff likely won a lot of dough, Francis joked on Sunday.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

The old joke about being proud of one's humility is really no joke.

White, with his anachronistic jokes (Malory himself is teased for having been «a passionate follower of tournaments — like one of those old gentlemen who nowadays frequent the cricket pavilion at Lord's»), is at the same time more and less serious than any follower of that first fantasist, Lord Dunsany, could hope to be.

He joked about their written sermons which they attempted to read to the people and remarked, «The great mass of our western people wanted a preacher that could mount a stump, a block, or old log, or stand in the bed of a wagon, and without note or manuscript, quote, expound, and apply the Word of God to the hearts and consciences of the people.»

It changes the type of laughter actually in terms of sweary old acts in front of stag nights doing a certain type of joke.

Now, if this were back in the day and my blog was still called Making Love In The Kitchen, and I still got a kick out of referring to my nut milk bag as a My Nut Sack, I might be inclined to crack a few 12 - year - old - boy - jokes about nut cheese.

A quiche, a strata and a tortilla met up in bar... Yep, like the old joke, this is a bit of a mash - up, part quiche, part strata — all with a springy, egg - y, cheesy brunch twist.

«It's in the book of Leviticus,» jokes Mark Kelly of Lodge Manufacturing Co., the 116 - year - old foundry in South Pittsburg, TN.

So fellow gunners how are we going to push fast the dismissal of that old sturbon joke of a manager.

we haven't won at old Trafford in the prem in 12 years that's absolutely shocking and yet the club is still offering this has been joke of a manager new contracts and he's so out of touch he actually thinks the team is one of his strongest he's ever had and we're told we're over achieving?

Though he often joked that he'd been around the Olympics since the days of Baron Pierre de Coubertin, Bud Greenspan kindled his love affair with the Games in 1948, when, as a 21 - year - old radio sports director, he filed dispatches on the competition for WHN in New York City.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!

(Speaking of Foghorn Leghorn, one of the funniest guys I've never actually met, Rod from the awesome The Black Guy Who Tips podcast told a joke today on Facebook about how he loved Foghorn Leghorn when he was a toddler, but realized after getting older that he was probably a slave owner.