Sentences with phrase «of penis jokes»

This is balanced against a ton of penis jokes and a running gag about what's happened to Bethany's phone.

Not exact matches

For the past few weeks, Smith's stance on the EU has largely been ignored as the media have focused on a series of peculiar statements and jokes Smith has made regarding a 29 - inch penis, whether he uses viagra, and on Saturday, his comment that he had to fight off over a thousand boys at school to marry his wife.

(I was going to put in a very crass and crude joke about the Freudian concept of penis envy all for the sake of a few cheap laughs.

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well - defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be The Gag Penis trope as used in popular culture.

That isn't to say this movie doesn't have its share of Sandler irritants; There is the obligatory running joke about a gay singer (Alexis Arquette) who can only perform Culture Club songs, and the filmmakers get maximum mileage from a nice old woman (Ellen Albertini Dow) who enjoys candid talk about penises.

There are several penis jokes and Tom Brady kicks the two out of his home, Mark Wahlberg's character notes that the quarterback threw his pillow at them in a perfect spiral.

No more than ten minutes later there was a scene lasting five whole minutes (it felt like hours) wherein the walking fat joke of a character (who nevertheless becomes a full - fledged lifeguard because he has «determination») gets his erect penis and testicles stuck in between the panels of a wooden beach chair and a hot female lifeguard and Dwayne Johnson proceed to try and coach him through the situation while a beach worth of spectators look on and take video with their phones.

proper are less outtakes than straightforward, behind - the - scenes looks at the filming of specific shots (primarily concerning the particulars of revealing a turtle's penis and dumping fake semen onto a lizard puppet) that spotlight Smigel's perfectionism — the target of many jokes in the audio commentaries.

The penis is used for one of the film's many gay panic «jokes».

In fact, except for a couple of «Jonah Hill penis» jokes and a bit delivering pizza to those in the audience, Degeneres was pretty non-existent, only showing up to introduce the next presenters.

My humor - o - meter pegs the success rate of these jokes at about one in three, including (at best count) three fart jokes, two penis jokes, one testicle joke, and at least three jokes about Scary Movie not being real, but, you know, actually being a movie instead.

Newlywed singer Michael Buble jokes about the size of his penis.

Paul Rudd restrains himself once again to effect yet another example of how he is much more than just a penis - joke - teller.

Much of the story is somber, and indeed a melancholy mood clouds the action, though there is a single, laugh - out - loud hilarious scene when the three recall Vietnamese bordellos surround the American base, and penis jokes abound, particularly about Sal's phallus that was so rock hard in the whorehouse that he could scarcely move the rest of his body.

The gimp putters around on a moped, Val Kilmer is afraid of germs, the Indian guy makes jokes about his uncircumcised penis, and Andy mugs like an idiot in a sad facsimile of charm.

But he knows about guys, at least comedian guys: if their default mode of humour is the penis joke, so be it.

Granted, Cruz doesn't get it as bad as Strong (two words: elephant penis), but this is her second terrible comedy in as many months following «Zoolander 2,» and although «The Brothers Grimsby» at least tries to tell jokes instead of relying on cheap cameos, it still isn't funny.

And simply being there in a cinema, watching something made with such love and passion for cinema, even if it is mainly penis jokes and mindless violence, is kind of beautiful...

Lots of bathroom humor, penis and breast jokes, and playing around with popular culture, some of it very funny and some of it woefully misguided.

,» you may ask with a giggle, recalling the legion of stand - up bits, late - night monologues, SNL sketches, penis - shaped candies, and joke...

Carell's character gets caught up in a funny moment, an ironic penis joke and he lets out a squeal that should remind fans of his funnier characters.

How many films have you seen with Indigenous Australians making penis and fart jokes thousands of years ago?

The jokes come fast and furious, with almost all of them landing (except one gag involving an anthropomorphic penis that gets stale after two minutes).

There's plenty of poop jokes, fart jokes and penis jokes, none of them all that funny.

The Five - Year Engagement sets its sights lower and aims for more broadly comic, conventionally satisfying payoffs, and it works up to a point, with likable performers, a generous laugh quotient, and a few moments of genuinely inspired, improvisational lunacy — along with the de rigueur penis and vomit jokes.

Gags about piss and penis pasta, vibrators and self - waxing strips confuse vagina - related «jokes» with a feminist perspective, as signalled by Jess's plan to win a game of beer pong «for womankind» in the opening scene.

by Walter Chaw Dick this, cock that, penis penis penis — let me mention in the interest of full, ahem, disclosure that I don't think Mike Myers is funny; that Chris Farley's death was a great shame for a lot of reasons, among the worst that his passing opened the door for Myers to voice Shrek; and that it's not amusing in the slightest to make an endless stream of johnson jokes.

Most of the Bard's penis humor relied on now - archaic quirks of pronunciation and vowel - based trickery, as patiently explained by Atlas Obscura in a piece headlined «You're Missing Shakespeare's Best, Most Sophisticated Boner Jokes.»

This tale of crossdressing sister - fetishism and penis jokes (my favorite is the story about the scarf in volume 5) is so pervy that it's almost a miracle it was published in Shonen Jump instead of a more adult magazine.

Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action.

I'm not sure what's more wince - inducing: the digital penises, the Dad jokes, or the fact that I find the idea of a half - naked, digital Robin Hood to be kinda hot.

Along with self - deprecating jokes and anti-Trump memes, these images include a smattering of severed genitals, demonic sex acts, torture, defecation, penises, and, perhaps most controversially, vaginas.