A moment's online canvassing adds to the above his habit
of wearing The Armband after removing his shirt, his tendency to make himself the centre
of any stage he happens to find himself on, his lack
of a compass, positional or moral, his smugness, his face, his eyes, his expression, his misadventures with a nightclub floor and a disabled parking space, a litany
of further allegations that can't be repeated here for legal reasons, and a cavalcade
of short,
plosive words that can't be repeated here just in case there are children reading.
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