And cooks everything real good in the soup
of schlocky Square Enix story with awesome production values.
Their inclusion, presumably, was to add a sense of increased grandeur or weight to these characters, but all it left me with was a feeling the lore had been thrown out the window for the sake of a couple
of schlocky and unnecessary reveals.
When you read the official description of State of Mind, it sounds like the description
of a schlocky daytime telenovela; «You are Richard Nolan, a father and journalist from Berlin who discovers that he has been subject to an accident.
The digital speedometer makes things clearer, but it is — no joke — the same tall, gray numbering used on a slew
of schlocky action movie posters, especially «2012.»
While it's not in the same ballpark as the best Disney animated films, this light comedy offers brisk diversion and definitely ascends above the low quality
of schlocky, direct - to - video sequels.
Either a terrible A-list movie or a great B - movie, depending on your point of view, Anaconda is by all accounts one
of the schlockiest large budget releases to ever come from a major studio.
Not exact matches
By that year, customers had gradually turned their backs on a brand many now saw as
schlocky; Coach's share
of the handbag business had fallen 12 percentage points, and Kors was No. 1.
It does have some really
schlocky aspects with the plotting and some
of the cgi, but overall it's an interesting and semi complex film.
What happened - did Matthew McConaughey roll out
of bed one morning and decide that, after smiling through one too many
schlocky movies, playing the pretty boy opposite Sandra - Kate - Jennifer, he wanted to do something decent?
Not a bad
schlocky horror flick overall, but the real reason this film is even remotely noteworthy is that it's the directorial debut
of Francis Ford Coppola (credited as Francis Coppola in the credits).
From an opening scene in a prison fist fight to a staunchly bland climax finding him lost in an «unknown» realm when he's forced to shrink himself to fit between molecules (something resembling the resting place
of Big Hero 6 mixed with the twilight hour
of James Wan's «further»), Scott Lang is never a fully fashioned personality, some accidental prototype linked with
schlocky zeal to the film's other do - gooder via a conflicted father / daughter bond.
Good
schlocky suspense, thrifty distribution
of grue, Angelina disrobed again, and a supporting cast mostly in on the gag... What stops Taking Lives from becoming a guilty pleasure is an ending involving the sadistic stalking and injury
of a pregnant woman.
Other horror films this season have ranged from arty to
schlocky, but the scales tip to the latter — and that seems to be what the majority
of horror fans like; they consider films such as Clive Barker's «Lord
of Illusions» and even a work such as «Species» as essentially «party movies.»
Also on the nonfiction front, but decidedly more
schlocky and a bit naughty and raunchy, is «Herschell Gordon Lewis: The Godfather
of Gore,» seeing release on Blu - ray alongside «The Blood Trilogy,» a one - disc DVD compilation
of three
of the director's cult classics.
Kebbel then graduated from the small to the big screen with a series
of turns in high - profile but (unfortunately) consistently
schlocky and critically maligned Hollywood films.
Closing Thoughts - Return to Never Land is a
schlocky sequel that lacks every winning quality
of Peter Pan.
Zoom wasn't screened to critics upon its initial release, and given the derivative,
schlocky nature
of it, that isn't too surprising.
If you're still watching these films at this point in the series, you clearly don't care that they're nothing more than
schlocky B - movies with plenty
of style but little in the way
of actual substance.
The Game is an unlikely triumph for screenwriters John Brancato and Michael Ferris, a partnership that for years had toiled on
schlocky direct - to - video action, horror, and sci - fi fare that you've probably never heard
of: Watchers II, Mindwarp, Severed Ties, Interceptor.
These kinds
of inconsistencies are an annoyance, but this is a fairly
schlocky film, so you just have to swallow them down for the sake
of the action.
Although energetic in a
schlocky - pap kind
of way, any miniscule chance that something as essentially stupid and poorly written as Antitrust might have had to succeed as a legitimate cautionary paranoia film is fatally hobbled by the performances
of teen heartthrobs Ryan Phillippe, Rachael Leigh Cook, and Claire Forlani.
But it seems like the biggest fans
of the network's
schlocky low - budget productions are those entertained by their egregiousness.
But for the rest
of us, this laugh-less,
schlocky parade
of ill - conceived gags has the entertainment value
of, well, hanging out with a bunch
of pre-teen skater homies for an hour and a half.
Eyeborgs might sound
schlocky, but the potential for derisible special effects hampering its effectiveness actually ranks far down on the list
of problems.
Cat People (1982) A charmingly
schlocky erotic thriller very loosely based on Jacques Tourneur and Val Lewton's 1942 horror film by the same name, Cat People follows the explosive sexual awakening
of Irena Gallier (Nastassja Kinski) who, upon arriving in New Orleans, slowly learns that her desires transform her into a black leopard, placing her and her new zoologist lover (John Heard) in jeopardy.
There are countless tales to relate from this tragedy, and rather than focus on several in the
schlocky manner
of a»70s disaster flick, director Juan Antonio Bayona elected to center on the true - life story
of María Belón and Enrique Alvarez, a Spanish couple on holiday with their three boys in Thailand when the tsunami hits.
is mostly a setup to images
of various monuments being destroyed by aliens, with Burton following his critically acclaimed Ed Wood with a
schlocky sci - fi film that seems as it could have been inspired by Wood himself.
It's fun to see the directors give the wacky premise a blown out
of proportion big screen treatment with actors like Tatum and Redmayne clearly embracing the
schlocky material.
There are myriad reasons why the term «torture porn» never made sense and one
of the most important is the irrevocable impact Herschell Gordon Lewis's
schlocky gore cinema had on American movies.
Too choppily paced to be considered an intentional slow - burner, not parodic enough to warrant comparisons to Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy, and not poorly acted enough to generate entertainment
of a purely
schlocky nature, Australian writer / director Kriv Stenders» thriller regrettably makes precious little out
of its great potential.
The mental image
of a perfunctory, bland, occasionally
schlocky affair that you're having is pretty much spot on.
In this case, it shifted toward the highly professional, sincere, phantasmagoric work
of a man who loves Creature From the Black Lagoon more than the people who made that
schlocky Universal monster movie from the 1950s.
As a graduate
of the University
of Manitoba with a degree in English Literature, Andrew has grown to appreciate the story and writing behind everything from blockbuster comic book movies to
schlocky B - movie action.
You'd certainly take that colour scheme any day over this
schlocky dystopian sci - fier that chains you to the coalface
of the dreaded «young adult» genre, where heroes must be «special» on a messianic level and villains are parent - shaped authority figures looking to put young idealists in cages.
Lunar Park is a mash - up
of fake memoir,
schlocky horror splatter-fest and straight - ahead traditional novel about fathers and sons.
As bad as it is, there's the sense that it's genuinely a labour
of love, and because
of that it has a certain
schlocky B - movie style appeal that can draw you in.
It's not astounding, but Slither is a neat little horror film with a knowing
schlocky attitude and good sense
of humour.
The modern reboot
of a 16 - bit «classic,» this is a game that revels in
schlocky, ultra-violent juvenilia.
While both Not a Hero and End
of Zoe are competently built, they replace the genuine horror and more nuanced characters
of the main game with
schlocky action and dumb wish fulfillment.
Despite its use
of live - action cutscenes — weird throwbacks nowadays — and casting
of cult favourites like Tom Savini and Lloyd Kaufman, Twisted Pixel is unable to realise its vision
of creating a
schlocky B - movie.
Speaking
of terrible movies, our Amazon highlight for the week is about as
schlocky as horror films get.
Of course, it helps that Resi 4 was also a bombastic mix of shotgun - toting action, schlocky B - movie dialogue and oblique puzzlin
Of course, it helps that Resi 4 was also a bombastic mix
of shotgun - toting action, schlocky B - movie dialogue and oblique puzzlin
of shotgun - toting action,
schlocky B - movie dialogue and oblique puzzling.
To demonstrate that this is gimmicky instead
of shocking, Dan Duray outlines a short history
of artists using blood as a medium, from the seminal to the
schlocky.
George Condo Crazy and to be honest, really fascinating American painter,
schlocky and sensational, this show promises to one
of the autumn's best surprises.
There are jazzy paintings by the Dutch artist Sedje Hémon that can be read as musical scores; paintings, texts, and scores by the great egalitarian Englishman Cornelius Cardew, who assembled orchestras that included untrained musicians; a video by Ross Birrell and David Harding
of a performance
of Henryk Górecki's effective but
schlocky neo-Romantic Symphony
of Sorrowful Songs; the avant - gardism
of Avraamov; corny instruments fashioned by Nevin Aladağ from everyday objects; performances
of work by the esteemed queer minimalist Julius Eastman; austere and inventive pieces by Alvin Lucier; and many more.
By that time his reputation was already tarnished by his production
of art for
schlocky galleries, and by a stream
of arguably undiscriminating society portraits.
Or do they want to get into the lower end
of the market and sell
schlocky merchandise?»
«It's
schlocky — the worst kind
of vanity on display,» he said.
You have the opportunity to repair the tarnished image
of lawyers, not through
schlocky advertisements, but by taking stock
of your environment, using new tools, methods and processes and re-envisioning what lawyers can be to their communities.
The name came from the
schlocky space adventure Barbarella and refers to a seething lake
of evil slime, which was itself a shameless mimicking
of the lava lamp effect.