Sentences with phrase «of the flying spaghetti»

The prophet Bobby Henderson has yet to sell the movie rights to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There are more contradictions in your bible including the gospels, than Bobby Henderson, could fit into the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the modern day equivalent to the jesus» myth.

Given enough time, it is possible that the majority of US citizens will be Scientologists or followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may you be touched by His noodly appendage).

I want to add that if any of you want to baptize me into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster after I have died, go right ahead.

Child, I think that you should convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I fear for your soul if you don't.

Ignorance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ever - loving and noodly nature is no excuse.

More of a Flying Spaghetti Monster worshiper myself.

Pirates are the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti monster makes it quite clear that He placed fossils and the firmament in place just for the fun of it, to make people wonder about his powers.

Well, it might be necessary for you to establish a sub-denomination, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Squash Monster.

May I recommend The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the most recent depiction of a most peaceful benevolent God.

Start with a modern myth, written recently by the prophet for profit, Bobby Henderson, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a tasty literary treat.

How would you feel if Pastafarians presumed to baptize dead Mormons into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Ideally, no church other than the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster would have any role anywhere.

Then I guess you will not mind the inclusion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an alternate theory, The tome has many PH. D.s that have recommended its inclusion in the debate if ID is accepted, such as J. Simon PH.D., Prof Doud Shaw Ph. D., Afshin Beheshti, PH. D., and many more.

If so, we're devotees of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.)

-- the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

A one - pound box of Flying Spaghetti Monster noodles to anyone who can identify the author of the following, cause I forgot:

I am so disappointed that Mr. Hawking has not embraced the noodley appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

They need to immediately convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

poster and hang a large replica of the Flying Spaghetti Monster from the ceiling of each classroom.

I am hoping they will do an equally fine job in depicting the Gospel of the flying Spaghetti Monster if they can buy the rights from Bobby Henderson.

See the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for more info, our one major fault is that we do discriminate against christian Born Agains, for our own safety and sanity.

There is enough scientific and historical evidence in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster that He exists now.

Have you ever heard of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

The flying spaghetti monster is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a parody religion often used by atheists to critique intelligent design theory.

Meet girls who know all about the FSM - the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and share some good times with people who share your outlook on life.

Answer: Pastafarianism, or the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a movement opposing teaching in schools of intelligent design and creationism.

I am an adherent of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I am not the only one — Google it).

Not exact matches

You can make fun of their belief in the «Flying Spaghetti Monster.»

«Flying spaghetti monsters can be subst!tuted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking» Wow..

Flying spaghetti monsters can be subst!tuted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking!

And I hope that everyone reading this will allow the Flying Spaghetti Monster into their hearts, to speak the truth of Pastafarianism to the world!

Flying spaghetti monsters can be substituted in place of «Jesus» or «god» and your arguments are exactly the same logically speaking!

There is no more support for the resurrection of christ than there is for Russel's teapot, or The Flying Spaghetti Monster (another Wiki page worth looking at).

One of these nights the Flying Spaghetti Monster is gonna wrap his noodley appendages around your neck while you are sleeping and squeeze really hard because you are just too stupid to acknowledge his wondrous presence.

I have not seen one shred of evidence proving that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.

Unless you also question the existence of: alien abductors, ghosts, leprechauns, mermaids, purple spotted unicorns, and the flying spaghetti monster.

That is your first mistake because you can not provide me with a reasonable explanation for a divine creators existence) and the fact that we exist is not anymore a reason for the proof of the existence of an anthropomorphic god than it proves the existence of, in Richard Dawkins terms, the flying spaghetti monste.

Turning it over to God / Higher Power or the Flying Spaghetti Monster won't get rid of it... I would like more science & psychology & less Faith / Religion in my 12 - steps.

I hope that you will one day see the light and realize there is only one REAL deity and he is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as I have just proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

After news broke of the Satanists» proposal, the state was flooded with requests from religious groups seeking to erect monuments to their own faith, including Hindus and Pastafarians, a satirical religion that «worships» the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

poor kid has been brain washed all his life - been told he'll burn in hell for all eternity if he doesn't believe in jesus, sing songs of praise and kiss his feet - hopefully he'll someday realize that the flying spaghetti monster is the only true god and the rest is just ancient bs

To challenge the existence of God (or Thor, or Odin, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster), one merely asks «Have you any evidence?».

and that intelligent being must be exactly like the god that's being described in the bible (and not, for example, be a flying spaghetti monster or a hyperintelligent shadow of blue color)

This same percentage of the population has rejected the notion of witches, sky fairies, santa clause and the flying spaghetti monster, all of which are childish mythologies.

Nope, he seems to be called on mostly as an example of why none of us exist, just like Pink Unicorns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Start worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster or else you risk spending eternity in a hot pot of spaghetSpaghetti Monster or else you risk spending eternity in a hot pot of spaghettispaghetti sauce.

If I had the mind of God (If my son were hearing me now, he would remind me that there is no God or maybe there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, after all.)

As a devout Pastafarian I demand that mass tangle of wires and cables seen at ground zero that I think resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster be posted in the museum also...