• Be feminine: One
of the funniest things in an interracial match is for you to thrill this white guy with your charms.
«He's legitimately one
of the funniest things in this film.»
Not exact matches
I once had to present
in front
of a bunch
of investors who had just heard from a Nobel Laureate who was trying to cure cancer, and I was up next talking about
funny things on the internet.
The last
thing they want is an edgy, scintillating discussion, with the raucous laughter and powerful voice
of a singularly
funny, smart female host who, on a nightly basis, shapes one
of the most significant conversations
in contemporary culture.
Like a lot
of things in life, we laugh because it's
funny and we laugh because it's sort
of true.
The
funny thing is, most businesses do
in fact have access to outrage meters
of a sort
in the form
of social media monitors.
«People come to Facebook to share all kinds
of things — whether that's updates that are happy, sad,
funny or thought - provoking,» a company spokeswoman said
in a statement to PCMag.
What's
funny about it is that you can get about 5 - 10 million dollars more or less, all because
of fluctuations
in the exchange rate, which is a normal
thing for Bitcoin.
The
funny thing about people saying their faith isn't shaken is that these are the same people who will often look at other natural disasters
in foreign countries and say God is punishing these people, or that something bad happened because
of some aspect
of the culture that God disapproves
of.
But whether its going
in a better direction, I mean the
funny thing is, no matter what direction it goes, no matter how great it is, there's going to be a bunch
of shmucks that are trying to like make money off
of it, and it's going to repeat itself: The amount
of bands that sound like various other bands that once were great... it multiplies so quick, it's pretty
funny man.
Funny thing is that many
things Christians do (deny civil rights to women, ga • ys and minorities, preach intolerance towards other religions, etc) would seem like something Satan would be
in favor
of... go figure, a bit ironic.
Funny thing about the bible, it's a complilation
of 39 texts (Tanakh) and another 27 added
in (NT).
Now the
funny part is, all
of sudden all church people find
things in common with Jorge the Pope.
Its
funny how supposedly intelligent people can still believe
in this sort
of thing... May all being have piece and happiness...
It is one
thing to believe
in the delusional tenets
of religion, but to to believe that anybody can survive death is to reject reality for a belief system that should land one
in a
funny farm where that person can pose no harm to himself or any other person.
Chuck, I concur, this
thing does not fly well
in the South...
funny how a tiny fraction
of society seems to occupy some much space
in the talking heads world.
Here's the
funny thing... If we (those believing
in a Creator) are wrong, then we are just «worm - food» and nobody is the worse for the wear... BUT, if we are right, and God created the universe and the Bible is truth... then I really feel sorrow for those who think that we are the end product
of a «big bang» or evolved from monkeys... just sayin»...
You said, «Here's the
funny thing... If we (those believing
in a Creator) are wrong, then we are just «worm - food» and nobody is the worse for the wear... BUT, if we are right, and God created the universe and the Bible is truth... then I really feel sorrow for those who think that we are the end product
of a «big bang» or evolved from monkeys... just sayin»...»
The Church potentially has a problem here: we talk
in our
funny languages with our
funny terminologies; the vast majority
of the population doesn't know what those
things mean.
Very
funny (
funny as
in curious)
thing about the believers
of different religions.
That was one
of the
FUNNIEST things I've read
in a long time.
I don't always come out on the side
of the author but I always come closer to God — even if it's just to realize that I'm struggling with a particular truth
Funny thing is, God always encourages me and loves me
in my honesty.
Funny thing, there is not «act
of God»
in insurance policies as I had previously believed, so at least from a legal standpoint, God doesn't exist.
There is nothing that can be shown that indicates there is any such
thing as spirits or demons, so knowing how to rid someone
of them is an excercise
in futility, and really is just plain
funny.
, but two
things are clear: 1) Cena looks hilarious
in a suit, because none
of them fit him well because he's a titan, and 2) Cena is really
funny.
It said: Four
Things a Woman Should Know How to look like a girl How to act like a lady How to work like a horse How to think like a man Most
of the men
in our party thought the plaque hilariously
funny.
The
funny thing is that some
of the sections
of this part
of the movie fit very well into prophecy about the End Times, the Mark
of the Beast, and the coming Antichrist, especially the parts at the end about the RFID chip and the National Identification Card (which he said will be required
of all US citizens
in May 2008).
The
funny thing is, after a crazy busy week, with both
of us going 100 - miles - per - hour
in different directions, we're really enjoying ourselves.
But the ordinary
things they long for, and the
things that they find
funny, and the infinite variety
of things they dream
of, and the games they play, and animals they wish they could have, and
things they like to eat, and clothes they wish they could afford to buy, are not as different as the world seems to believe from what most other children
in this land enjoy, or dream
of, or desire.
Not a lot
of things in this life are
funnier to me than Jesus being a dick.
Back
in 2008 I wrote a post called «A
Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Polls» to address how surprised I was at the way Conservative Evangelical Christians were embracing the idea
of a woman for Vice President while at the same time standing against women being ordained as pastors.
Here's the
funny thing I just noticed
of you, «sir,» but you seem to be going to quite a few progressive Christian pages with the goal
of attacking those who seek to better understand Christianity
in a modern world.
One
of the
things I «put away» when I became a man was believing
in fairy - tales... It's
funny that this quote comes from the bible... The biggest fair - tale
in history...
Strange thoughts, fantasies, dreams, slips
of the tongue, the jokes we think are
funny, the place we sit
in church, the way we feel when someone is angry, the
things we remember, the people we like or don't like — all make sense when we understand their hidden meaning.
Funny thing is that while Hawking sounds like he knows everything, scientists can't account for 90 %
of matter and 80 %
of energy
in the Universe using their theories.
death to the tyrant king Yahweh murderer
of Baal his brother / father, and rapper
in - slaver
of his mother Asherah, el shaddai be mourned his house is divided and nation razed,...
funny how his son Jesus does the same
things
By the mid -»60s a
funny thing had happened to that spirit
of confidence and arrogance
in society.
but i have a new idea for what believers think god is... and it may actually exist and
funny enough is only tested thru its effect on other objects — kinda like a black hole — the collective conscienceness
of every living
thing... since we all are part
of the same energies and have
in some form or another a conscienciness, i believe that collective is what the believers claim is god — the collective being felt and moved like any conscienceness but with the power to effect us all as we all play into it — as long as we are open to it... your thoughts?
I watched an old Star Trek last night where a delusional guy believed he was working for God... it's
funny when you see this sort
of thing in a fictional setting but scary when some idiot believes this for real.
Hallucinations are unusual sensory experiences or perceptions
of things that aren't actually present, such as seeing
things that aren't there, hearing voices, smelling odors, having a «
funny» taste
in your mouth, and feeling sensations on your skin even though nothing is touching your body.
Funny how they always pick out that one
thing from Laviticus
in the old testament, but ignore the rest
of Laviticus.
funny thing is, I seem to see a lot
of angry hostile christians on the airwaves and
in the media as well.
It might
funny there are many books to read and many books to study from that a good
thing but there one book that when you study from it you will understand the past present and future and no that there is one
in control
of the world and everything
in it and that is God who gave us a way
of out and that though his son Jesus and gave us the Holy Spirit to lead and guide you that your conscience the bible tell us everyone born has a conscience
of God.
Funny thing though science has proved a lot
of what is written
in the Bible and other sacred writs.
the only
thing funnier than the long list
of inconsistencies
in the bible — is the long list
of failed biblical prophecies.
You said: «
Funny things those christians who look upward while
in teachings the kingdoms
of the Gods are an inward theism,,,,»
Funny things those christians who look upward while
in teachings the kingdoms
of the Gods are an inward theism,,,,
One
of my favorite
things about Lily (besides how
funny and charming she is without even knowing) is her ability to pair together foods and memories that somehow go so perfectly hand
in hand when they
in fact shouldn't.
The
funny thing is that at certain points
in the year, he'll crave donuts or ice cream for a week and I'll come home to a half eaten box
of Krispy Kreme on the counter and pints
of Häagen - Dazs taking up precious space
in the freezer.
Living out
of a 60L backpack and sleeping
in beds that aren't nearly as comfortable as my own / smell kind
of funny because some Europeans have a tendency to leave
things in the washer overnight before they hang them out to dry.